I know... Tuesday is almost over but I needed the space to vent.
This is afternoon my unborn child was a complete twaffle. How is this possible? Well. I went for a massage right after work. You would think soft music, a warm bed/table, and gentle but firm touch would relax a person. Nope! This was a cue for her to have a raging dance party. I don't think she's ever been quite as active as she was during the first half of the massage.
You would think this was bad enough but her kicking including swift hits to my bladder. So during my timed one hour massage I had to ask the masseuse to stop so I could redress, waddle to the bathroom, use it, waddle back to the room, undress again, and hoist my ass back on the table. 15 minutes wasted.
Ugh! Good thing I'm so crazy in love with her I can almost laugh at her behavior. Almost.
Me: 31 | DH: 33
DD: 05/14/16
Baby #2 EDD: 12/23/19
Re: Twaffle Tuesday
Goodnight. I'm ready for Wednesday.
DD: 05/14/16