WTF Wednesday

PeggyOlsonFTW

curlysue22

I had to wake at 4am this morning to get to work early for an event before school, and while I was driving in they announced we'd be on a two-hour snow delay.  Wtf people.

mothernorth

DH woke up for work and started complaining about his nipples being sore, and the man hasn't quit eating since we saw those double lines on the stick. Seriously... WTF?

jb722

The thought of food is repulsive but if I don't eat, I'll throw up. I'm literally sitting here choking down yogurt like its poison. WTF

SnobunnieMel

WTF is up with the constant boob sweats?!? I have actually started putting deodorant between my boobs now. Sexy. 

emmaaa

WTF to my emotions. I cried at a Huggies commercial this morning.

lilylover27

WTF with this bloat! My pants were barely able to button this morning and now I am uncomfortable at work! If only it were acceptable to wear sweatpants to the office!

TNgoldengirl

lilylover27 said:

WTF with this bloat! My pants were barely able to button this morning and now I am uncomfortable at work! If only it were acceptable to wear sweatpants to the office!

It's awful! I'm in the same boat! I took a pic in front of my chalkboard yesterday and it looked like 16-20 week bump! I don't think I could wear real pants. 

KLBell17

WTF, I finally get everyone in the house healthy and my DD spikes a fever and is up all night. Mama needs her pregnancy sleep!!!! 

smmatt08

@PeggyOlsonFTW You're going to hate on me so hard right now but...

WTF was up with the Mad Men series finale?! I (finally) finished the last season last night. I hated the way it ended so much I cried out of anger!

OrangeEv

WTF to my cat being completely batshitcrazy all night long. 
And WTF to the very nice nurses who put my foley in last night, that hurt like a bitch and it shouldn't have. I had to ask the ultrasound tech to let me remove it myself as soon as she was done with it. Ugh. (I'm a nurse btw, don't try that yourself)

von1976

WTF--my boss just outed me as pregnant! We have a patient with shingles on our unit, and pregnant staff are advised not to enter the room even if they have had chicken pox. And she looked right at me and the other obviously pregnant lady and said, "You guys are staying out of there, right?"

Doh. 

I was kind of trying to keep this under wraps for a few more weeks. (And yes, I had told her we weren't telling people just yet!)

lilylover27

@TNgoldengirlI have a board too! I cannot wait to use it! I have not even hung it up yet though, want to wait till after my first appointment because I am superstitious! DH was like aw look at the belly and I was like nope that it just annoying bloat hun not a baby yet! Sigh I just want to be comfortable in clothes that button! BTW, first thing I do when I get home from work is immediately into sweats!

kmtz89

my right eye ball has been freaking out all day. Like I don't even know what to do about it. I've washed it and everything and its still just watery and sore. Stupid eyeball. 

emmaaa

von1976 said:

WTF--my boss just outed me as pregnant! We have a patient with shingles on our unit, and pregnant staff are advised not to enter the room even if they have had chicken pox. And she looked right at me and the other obviously pregnant lady and said, "You guys are staying out of there, right?"

Doh. 

I was kind of trying to keep this under wraps for a few more weeks. (And yes, I had told her we weren't telling people just yet!)

@von1976  Wow, I'd be pretty upset about that. Obviously you told her in confidence and she broke that confidence.

Kaytee1087

WTF to all the sickies at work!! There are 3 of them, 2 of them are so bad they didn't come in today. I feel crappy enough already being bloated, nauseous, and exhausted, I don't need your cold or whatever else on top of it!

joyful08

Wtf body... Wake up!!! I have a lot to get done today but my body is just like nope, nap time 

@von1976 I would be ticked if someone outed me when I specifically said it's confidential !

TNgoldengirl

@lilylover27 I just posted mine it HDBD! It's my third, and I didn't have cute pics from the last two and always wanted them so I'm going for it. Still have 3 weeks til my appt! 

@von1976 ahh what is with people! DH told a coworker like the day I got my BFP and a few days later we were at a company Christmas party. It turned out to be a false positive.. I had gotten an official BFN right before the party so was drinking wine. Coworker kept saying "that better be grape juice!!!" in front of everyone! Ugh shut up! 

lilylover27

@TNgoldengirlI saw HDBD on other BMB but not this one. Are you on another BMB too?

TNgoldengirl

lilylover27 said:

@TNgoldengirlI saw HDBD on other BMB but not this one. Are you on another BMB too?

Oh whoops it was September! I'm straddling both because I could end up being either. 

lilylover27

@TNgoldengirlgot it! I guess technical I could be too since my edd is 10/4/16 so you never know!

MRSCORKER

WTF to the peeing. The only frame of reference I have for increased urination is a UTI so I keep going to the bathroom expecting it to burn. SO MUCH PEEING. 

von1976

@MRSCORKER I've had 14 glasses of water yesterday and 8 so far today. STILL SO THIRSTY. This is ridonkulous. 

TNgoldengirl

@lilylover27 true! At least it's better (in my experience) to be toward to the beginning of the month rather than last. DS was due 1/31 and born 2/3, so he was among the very youngest of 120+ babes in our Jan board. It's great to see everyone else's experiences first but then I always felt behind! 
This time I'm due 9/27 for now, not yet confirmed, so I like hanging out here in case

smmatt08

@MRSCORKER I've been going to often that I've had to choose lower maintenance outfits for work. No belts and shirt tucking in! I've also been drinking over 100 ounces of water a day and still thirsty.

MRSCORKER

smmatt08 said:

@MRSCORKER I've been going to often that I've had to choose lower maintenance outfits for work. No belts and shirt tucking in! I've also been drinking over 100 ounces of water a day and still thirsty.

I was drinking a gallon a day pre BFP so I was already going a lot. I haven't upped my water intake any but I feel like I have to pee 10 minutes after I go! I haven't felt any more thirsty than normal but I'm still super early on so we'll see what develops!

Edited because words are hard.

waitingforkiwi

Finally getting my acid reflux under control and the nausea come back. No rest for me, it seems. I'll have spent 12+ out of the house today, including driving about five hours including commute and in between the offices where I work. Wtf, is it the weekend yet?

Michi1382

WTF random fever that decided to infect my DD? Go away! All day cuddle sessions over here. 

PeggyOlsonFTW

WTF, self? Why would you put an empty container of parmesan cheese back in the fridge??

MRSCORKER

PeggyOlsonFTW said:

WTF, self? Why would you put an empty container of parmesan cheese back in the fridge??

Last night, I put the PAM spray in the fridge so...

LGW2015

I lost the 2 new nail filers I bought the other day. NOWHERE to be found. And the tv remote. Pregnancy brain? :-|

thepicklemonster

WTF, Panera.  Would it be THAT hard for you to put the butter on my bagel?

SnobunnieMel

@thepicklemonster this literally had me laughing hysterically. 

gherkins

Wtf hospital lab. I had my (first) hcg and progesterone done Friday and my doctor didn't receive the results until today!! Hello? It's been five days. 

katiegeminimoon

WTF Shutterfly, I was 75% done making a photo book and you decide to freeze up and not save it?!?!

ejmo68

WTF body...yesterday I felt awful like hurting all over and nauseous. Today I feel pretty good like almost normal except for the being hungry all the time. 

TNgoldengirl

MRSCORKER said:

PeggyOlsonFTW said:

WTF, self? Why would you put an empty container of parmesan cheese back in the fridge??

Last night, I put the PAM spray in the fridge so...

Bahaha! I found our sugar bowl in the fridge last week....  

eanne9812

Seriously can't function with this exhaustion. I don't want to do anything and there's so much to do! Wth!

@TNgoldengirl what is HDBD? 
@lilylover27 I'm bloated too. Wondering if it's too early to buy maternity pants! #comfypants4ever

artcheese

WTF new clinic. I have to do a prenatal class even though I gave birth less than 2 years ago? Oh it's just cause I'm new to the clinic? Surprise, same standards, same info. Learned nothing new and you wasted 1.5 hours of my life. I guess that's what I get for being someone who self educates when their body is going through something insane like making a baby.

TNgoldengirl

@eanne9812 Hump Day Bump Day! A designated thread on Wednesday to share your baby bump! I imagine it will start here in a few weeks or so when the bloat starts turning into real baby bump and some are ready to share

kaimee072712

WTF Wednesday is brought to you by: an asshole teacher of my 3 yo who can't seem to get along with him. My son is by far not perfect, but when he gets perfect "scores" on his behaviors throughly the day from 3+ other teachers. Pisses me the eff off!!! She can be placed in the twat category as well!!