You Know you're pregnant when....

Knottie1456280733

You wake yourself up in the middle of the night with the loudest fart ever 

Sporty1216

You somehow manage to have diarrhea and be constipated in the same 24 hour period. Ugh. 

mhilpisch10

Your toddlers tv time has quadrupled because you are just so tired all the time! 
You hate feeling sick but worry when your not. 

JasonKristen

You are sick and hungry so you stuff your face only to become more sick.

TNgoldengirl

When someone mentions chicken and dumplings. And then all you can think about and want is chicken and dumplings until you get CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS! 
Anyone guess what's about to be in the crock pot? 

RedMar

Two thighs become one

UnwritteN12

So I have all these Girl Scout cookies sitting around my house waiting to be sold. I happened to be looking for a snack one night. The Do-Si-Dohs were sitting right there. And, all of a sudden, almost a full sleeve of cookies is gone (about 9 cookies). I told DH this in a text message and kept him up to date as the last of the cookies in the sleeve disappeared and I ended the conversation by sending a meme that says "Oh look, it's not a baby, you're just fat!" To which he replies, "But we saw them and have the pictures to prove it." *sigh*

NVROMOM

...you dream about eating your favorite sushi roll that you can't eat for the next few months.