Today my twatwaffle is my boss. I was supposed to have a half day, but was told that I need to stay a full day. No mention of lunch either. . looks longingly at unhealthly mama posts. lol.
DH was a twatwaffle yesterday for the following transgressions: 1) Refusing to go to the grocery store 2) Refusing to make a healthy meal (he made kraft mac and cheese, which was fine, but I like healthier foods) 3) Complaining he didn't get the nap couch because I was on it (excuse me, but I'm exhausted ALL THE TIME). 4) Ruining my carefully sorted candy by mixing them all together in a DIRTY bowl. I had to toss it all.
He's being awesome today and just bought us hockey tickets, so he's forgiven.
My nanny is a twat waffle because I had to fire her today. I sell wine for a living and one of our most, if not our MOST, important winery sent someone to visit my market today for a 2 hour tasting. This lady literally flew here from NY for 2 hours and my boss drove here from 3 hours away to also attend. I organized the whole thing weeks ago and told her well in advance that I needed her to work today at 12 noon. At 1210 she was not at my house so I started calling her until she finally answered around 1230 and said she was not working today. That I told her "I might" need her today . Total bullshit. And this is after my entire family, including some extended family (my parents, my SIL and her 1yr old), all became very sick with a stomach virus she gave my son last week when she came to work puking. She is F.I.R.E.D. And she's been with is since LO was 6 weeks old and he loves her
The idiots I work with were twatwaffles today because they don't listen to a damn thing I say.. Ever! I am a training manager for 350 people and the only one I might add. Phone is ringing off the hook, people asking dumb questions and not following directions. It was just one of those days
My twatwaffs are the eggs I boiled this afternoon. They are NOT peeling easily and I'm wasting so much as I try to pull them apart. Plus they've stunk up my house and it smells like permanent old man fart. #eathealthyattemptfailandnauseousagain
My dog Remy is mine today! I love him but may go nuts if he steals one more sock and chews it to shreds. I'm so sick of attempting to get the sock out of his mouth as he runs to his kennel. Then the fun really starts because he locks his jaw so there I go on my hands and knees fighting for a sock in the freaking kennel. I don't even know how he gets them which makes it worse. I keep all the doors closed but somehow he works a way to get one. I found one of dh work socks in the yard this morning.
The asshat customer I had to deal with today that was convinced that his ex girlfriend hacked into his phone (a prepaid basic phone, not even a smart phone) by using some developer api for Facebook or something and when I told him that was highly unlikely (and why) he proceeded to insult me by telling me it's not my fault that I'm just uninformed and uneducated. Actually you chovanistic ignorant twat, YOU have no idea what you are talking about and you're paranoia has you convinced that the reason you aren't getting calls and texts has ANYTHING to do with your ex. In reality, someone probably didn't click a button that they should have or a network error made your phone not activate properly. I've worked here for almost 4 years. I know my shit!
@turtle148 My dog is also my twatwaffle today. I went to take a nap on the couch after physical therapy and he joined me. Usually he sleeps on my feet at the end of the couch but today he was in a weird position where his feet were against my stomach and he kept kicking me every few minutes the entire nap. I was so tired I couldn't manage to kick him off the couch or move to the other couch, so I just had a horrible no-real-sleep nap while getting kicked in the stomach over and over.
Me: 29, DH: 29 Married 9/27/14 TTC #1 since 8/15/15 BFP: 1/2/16, EDD 9/13/16 - MMC 2/10/16 BFP: 3/17, EDD 11/23/16 November 2016 April Siggy Challenge - April Showers
@RedMar Yeah, my job is pretty tits. I ended up calling my SIL, who I am currently not speaking to so that was super annoying, and she watched him for a few hours. So now I "owe her" which is also worth firing the nanny over. It does suck that my LO is attached to her, but she's older and doesn't speak english well so she's hard to communicate with and I don't think shed be able to handle 2 kiddos. So the relationship was bound to end sooner or later. I just hoped it would be later...
PS if you shock hard boiled eggs in ice water with a splash of vinegar the shells come off super easy
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
1) Refusing to go to the grocery store
2) Refusing to make a healthy meal (he made kraft mac and cheese, which was fine, but I like healthier foods)
3) Complaining he didn't get the nap couch because I was on it (excuse me, but I'm exhausted ALL THE TIME).
4) Ruining my carefully sorted candy by mixing them all together in a DIRTY bowl. I had to toss it all.
He's being awesome today and just bought us hockey tickets, so he's forgiven.
What happened with the job? Ps it sounds torturous doing that in your current state, but awesome when you're not preg!
Married 9/27/14
TTC #1 since 8/15/15
BFP: 1/2/16, EDD 9/13/16 - MMC 2/10/16
BFP: 3/17, EDD 11/23/16
November 2016 April Siggy Challenge - April Showers
PS if you shock hard boiled eggs in ice water with a splash of vinegar the shells come off super easy