Stupid people that can't follow basic directions unless it's literally written down and slowly repeated over and over again.
Stupid people that count down a drawer and put one dollar bills beneath the five dollar bills. NO. It's largest denominations to lowest, in that order. Twenties, ten, fives, any paperclipped ones in group of $25, then single ones on top. Don't fuck with my order!
To the guy at work who needs to be hand held whenever he encounters an issue. I work in QA and we have test cases that step by step tell you what to do. He can't follow them at all for some reason?
Then when we need to deviate a little from the written instructions, his brain can't seem to follow either. So what is it? Do you want to follow rules or you don't want to follow them?
To the people who throw out the term bully so easily.. Stop! Your child being told to stop poking someone is not being bullied they are being told to stop so that they can learn to have friends. Also I see it a lot on here to.
Also DH who randomly decided to stay home on my day off and then proceed to make a list of jobs we are going to do now. No go away I wanted to watch real housewives and nap!
I bought all the fabric spray paint that JoAnn's had in black (3 small ones) and it was barely enough to cover the canopy of the stroller I'm painting. Ordered more online but the project won't be able to resume until next week when they're delivered. Also gave myself a hand cramp spraying. Whomp whomp.
Maternity fashion. I was already going through an awkward phase before I got pregnant, and maternity fashion doesn't do my roly poly self any favors. Also, who the fuck needs $200 maternity jeans and dresses. I'm looking at you pea in a pod.
Why is my face so dry?! I feel like I'm bathing in coconut oil and it's not making any difference. It's starting to actually be painful. I feel like winter and pregnancy hormones joined forces and I'm just at its mercy.
Just found out I will likely be changing states, insurance, midwife, and birth options in the next month or so. Then hubby says to me he doesn't understand why changing my midwife and going from a stand alone birthing center to a hospital is a big deal...
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Me: 33 DH: 32 Married 7/18/15 1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16 Team green turned BLUE! 2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18 Team green turned PINK! Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
I am f-ing hungry. And nothing I am eating, is satisfying me. And now, I have a stomach ache because of all of the food that I have eaten in the last hour or so.
@LinzerBinzerYeah, after talking with them most of the morning, I've narrowed down my options. It's a strange enough circumstance, I'm making a thread on it. I hate all the options other than giving birth down here (as much as I'm genuinely okay with moving back north).
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Me: 33 DH: 32 Married 7/18/15 1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16 Team green turned BLUE! 2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18 Team green turned PINK! Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
I was home visiting my extended family this weekend. We had sandwiches/cold cuts 3 TIMES. I have eaten cheese sandwiches for lunch the last 3 days. I passed up glorious Italian sandwich meats.
My great aunt is 90. I don't expect her to do what she used to do- which was a full pasta, sauce, meat spread. But we were supposed to take her to Bill Gray's for a delicious hamburger. But the Fing lake effect in Rochester made it basically a white out and she didn't want to leave the house. So more beautiful meats in couldn't have.
I'm now waiting for a flight in the Rochester airport and everything closes in 11 minutes. If I was traveling for work I would be bullshit. My great aunts are worth this nonsense, nothing or no one else.
Why is my face so dry?! I feel like I'm bathing in coconut oil and it's not making any difference. It's starting to actually be painful. I feel like winter and pregnancy hormones joined forces and I'm just at its mercy.
I feel your pain, I had to switch from coconut oil because it was being totally absorbed in a fraction of the time it used to take and leaving me super dry. So far I'm using Burts bees belly butter and First Aid Beauty ultra repair cream on my face. I need to find something heavier for my legs still.
Why is my face so dry?! I feel like I'm bathing in coconut oil and it's not making any difference. It's starting to actually be painful. I feel like winter and pregnancy hormones joined forces and I'm just at its mercy.
I feel your pain, I had to switch from coconut oil because it was being totally absorbed in a fraction of the time it used to take and leaving me super dry. So far I'm using Burts bees belly butter and First Aid Beauty ultra repair cream on my face. I need to find something heavier for my legs still.
Burt's Bees Intense Hydrating Night Cream. It's the bomb!
@Natinat6 oh those cookies.... I want them. So mine is lame but I just cried because I really want cake and so I found a cake mix just to find out we don't have any eggs. I just want cake.
My stomach is so bloated and painful right now I just want to cry. It hit out of nowhere and I did such a good job of eating healthy and staying hydrated today. This sucks.
@Natinat6 oh those cookies.... I want them. So mine is lame but I just cried because I really want cake and so I found a cake mix just to find out we don't have any eggs. I just want cake.
My kitchen sink is clogged...we have a disposal which I think is really clogged so drano isn't working. Really don't want to call the maintainence guy because then I would have to get up. Making DH take care of it tomorrow.
@maddmama I'm in the same damn boat. I can't get federal loans or education loans if you aren't taking 6 credits - so because I am taking 3 this semester and 5 in the fall I am now paying $4500 and $8000 respectively out of pocket for this year. I still have another year to go after that because I'm part time school and full time work. And the 28k I have in grad loans just went into "repayment" because I dropped below "half time". I'm so ticked about the whole thing... I may have changed schools if I weren't 3/4 finished but financing education is SO aggravating.
And I worked 4 12s straight this weekend and clocked 19 hours of sleep since Thursday. This insomnia is going to kill me...
I spent too much time thinking about bills and money and insurance and MY STUPID STUDENT LOANS GAHHH today and I had a total breakdown and gave up on adulting, meaning I just woke up from a two hour nap.
@jlgriff11 that's the worst - we owed last year too and I had to use my savings to pay it because it was so much... I'm waiting with baited breath to see if we're in the same boat this year
@stellaluna14 this is me all the time! Literally I have to set aside time to deal with it and then move on or debt will run my life. I just want to work on my registry and focus on the baby!
@HMcDade1 ughhhh. I wish getting a degree wasn't so much money! I'm just trying to be a successful working woman who can provide for her family. Come on!
My stomach is so bloated and painful right now I just want to cry. It hit out of nowhere and I did such a good job of eating healthy and staying hydrated today. This sucks.
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That's me every day. Hits around 2-3pm, and I am bloated and uncomfortable the rest of the day. It's awful.
I'd like to bitch about etiquette. My Vulcan people have no understanding of such things. The more I explain etiquette to DH the less we collectively understand. Why would one not simply prepare for and request one's preference? Is this like electing a pope? Should we all pray not to be chosen for this honor and fain humble acceptance?
I'm late but I'd love to bitch about my car. Seriously, SO buys a new car, then 4 days later my car craps out on me?! Thought it was the battery, nope. Starter, nope. It's the damn engine. Looking at close to two grand to fix the thing. Oh, and a three week wait on top of that.
@Natinat6 my family's from Rochester and I grew up there! My little sister was in a minor car accident on Sunday bc of the snow! Mmmmm I love bill grays! I'm going to visit at the end of the month and will def be going there!
My coworker came in to work throwing up everywhere because he didn't want to miss out on earning extra money for an after school activity. I told him to stay the eff away from me because I have no immune system and he laughed and said its probably just a virus and no big deal. Are you effing kidding me??????? I swear to god if I get sick I am coming after him. It's clearly contagious since his son has the same damn thing. Why his pregnant wife let him come to work to infect us, I have no clue.
I ended up skipping the hamburger and fries in lieu of getting an Abbotts. That's the good shit in my opinion. I already feel like a can of biscuits in my jeans and had just eaten my third cheese sandwich in as many days.
I was born there but lived in Tampa growing up. The food there is so all American with so many mayo based salads and food like Bill Grays. I don't know how everyone isn't obese. I would be.
Re: Monday Bitchfest
Stupid people that count down a drawer and put one dollar bills beneath the five dollar bills. NO. It's largest denominations to lowest, in that order. Twenties, ten, fives, any paperclipped ones in group of $25, then single ones on top. Don't fuck with my order!
Then when we need to deviate a little from the written instructions, his brain can't seem to follow either. So what is it? Do you want to follow rules or you don't want to follow them?
Also DH who randomly decided to stay home on my day off and then proceed to make a list of jobs we are going to do now. No go away I wanted to watch real housewives and nap!
"Hey how was your day?"
"It was fine."
"Are you in a bad mood?"
Well I am now, asshole.
(Edited bc when you use any html or whatever it is you apparently can't make a heart using the wedge thingy and a 3.)
Married: October 2014
TTC #1 since September 2015
DH: 32
Married 7/18/15
1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16
Team green turned BLUE!
2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18
Team green turned PINK!
Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
July'16 BMB May Siggy Challenge - Star Wars:
DH: 32
Married 7/18/15
1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16
Team green turned BLUE!
2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18
Team green turned PINK!
Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
My great aunt is 90. I don't expect her to do what she used to do- which was a full pasta, sauce, meat spread. But we were supposed to take her to Bill Gray's for a delicious hamburger. But the Fing lake effect in Rochester made it basically a white out and she didn't want to leave the house. So more beautiful meats in couldn't have.
I'm now waiting for a flight in the Rochester airport and everything closes in 11 minutes. If I was traveling for work I would be bullshit. My great aunts are worth this nonsense, nothing or no one else.
These Aunt Mary cookies are keeping me warm in the airport. They are supposed to be for my husband but shhhhh
That sounded dirty haha
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And I worked 4 12s straight this weekend and clocked 19 hours of sleep since Thursday. This insomnia is going to kill me...
I was born there but lived in Tampa growing up. The food there is so all American with so many mayo based salads and food like Bill Grays. I don't know how everyone isn't obese. I would be.