something for the boredom: write a haiku!

OrangeFox

I've been making up haikus in my head when I can't sleep (which is all the time). Here are a few. Anyone else wanna add their own???
5-7-5

tying shoes is hard
socks just seem impossible
guess I'm staying in

waking up to pee
at least seven times a night
missing sleep so much

I want all the food
but my enemy is strong
heartburn you win, again

JmadC

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Kid, that's not a trampoline
That is my bladder

Mousie93

Could this be the day?
Braxton Hicks are confusing!
When will labour start?!

HelBelles

First day of my leave,
Bored of TV already,
How can I keep busy?

None of my clothes fit,
Can't be bothered to buy anymore,
Sorry world, outfit fail.

stephanienjer

Today back to work.
Should be on parental leave.
Take your sweet-ass time.

sarahbeara25

Daddy is snoring
Which I could roll him over
I miss my blanket

HelBelles

Just realised that,
One of mine is not quite right,
Oh hi baby brain.

BarrettJ89

My sneakers have ties
My feet are so far away
Slip on shoes are great

Grocery shopping
The worst decision ever
My feet are angry

mamabear89071516

Feel like a sausage
In all of my effing clothes
I want this kid out

OrangeFox

Don't tell me to sleep
I would if I could, trust me
yes I'm still pregnant

mamakate1616

Fun Dip, Doritos
Can't seem to get enough milk
Weird third tri cravings