Oh guys this sounds like fun. Firstly DH and I do know how to make beer! (MOST IMPORTANT FEATURE) secondly I can knit, sew and garden, I also have a ton of seeds for my vegetable garden beds and a new heated pad to grow indoors as well. Dh is super handy and can do most electrical work and build stuff. We don't have guns but we both know how to shoot and have played many many nights of halo. Well versed in movie quotes and we have a crap ton of camping gear, and we live in wine country so we can bring that stuff with us. Also I can use my knitting needles for stabby action and yarn to string up an alarm system, might take us a long time to get there though. Because I have a deep freeze and pantry full of food that I would want to eat before I leave
In all seriousness I would stay coop up in my house and then concede to being zombie food. Because I can't run and we all know the 1st rule is cardio.