Vote for your favorite November Siggy!

gonetothesea

It's already the end of November! Can you believe it?! Leave your votes in the comments for your favorite November siggy, and suggestions for December's challenge! Tomorrow I'll make a poll for the winner, and a separate poll for the December challenge.

sldp123

I'm voting for @MrsDho11 and the phallic turkey cakes.

For December, I wouldn't be opposed to continuing with the Pinterest fails: Christmas Edition. Or maybe funny Elf on the Shelf ideas?

NovaSaysNo

@MrsDho11 does have much "happier" looking turkey cakes. Mine is a little more flaccid and sad.

^^Things I never thought I would do- compare (turkey) penises.

anj27

NovaSaysNo said:

@MrsDho11 does have much "happier" looking turkey cakes. Mine is a little more flaccid and sad.

^^Things I never thought I would do- compare (turkey) penises.

I actually like (as much as you can like such things) your turkey penis because the color is so realistic. Some of the other turkey penises seem to be doing double duty (wait for it) as turkey turds. 

Anyway, I would like to officially vote for @NovaSaysNo 's highly realistic turkey penis. 

LittleMissTimeLord

I can't decide between all the poop turkeys and turkey penises. All gave me plenty of nightmares.

For December maybe a snowman/angel/whatever theme?

NovaSaysNo

@anj27 aww thanks. I'm suddenly highly aware that anything I say about turkey penises is going to be awkward.

sldp123

@NovaSaysNo Yours was a definite contender for me for the reasons @anj27 mentioned, but I had to choose and ultimately I just went with the one with more penises. Haha.

NovaSaysNo

@sldp123, oh I completely understand, @MrsDho11's do look nicer. She has both quantity AND quality turkey penises.

Edited to add words.

anj27

I wonder how many times we can say "turkey penis" in one thread. 

NovaSaysNo

I've had a pretty awful week, so I'm really hoping it's a lot.

LittleMissTimeLord

Is there a TOU for turkey penises?

MrsDho11

Bahahahaha! I love this thread! making my annoying start to the day a little bit better.

ShallowSeas

The turkey penises are the worst (best?)!! My vote is for @novasaysno and that sad, flaccid turkey penis.

NovaSaysNo

LittleMissTimeLord said:

Is there a TOU for turkey penises?

If there is then I've burned through my three warnings already.

chrlyr

@housewifehobbyist . I love the creepy cinnamon roll turkey spiders. ETA: wtf desktop site. Why won't you let me tag properly?

MrsDho11

Huh, my earlier comment got cut off?  I must have hit "post reply" before I was done somehow.  I blame phones + fat fingers.  Anyway @NovaSaysNo I admit that I saw the picture for yours when I was looking at them, and purposely chose the happier turkey penises!  

I'll vote for @severmilli12 because I don't even know what animal that is supposed to be, but I love how deranged the failed one looks. 

NovaSaysNo

@MrsDho11, a wise decision. I didn't put nearly as much thought into the "happiness" factor back then as I am now. My poor, flaccid turkey...

My vote is for the scary pumpkin! I have to go find it and come back to tag.

Edited to tag @Mlight28 for the scary pumpkin thing. Also forgot to mention I love @chrlyr's too. So many to choose from!

_darth

@MrsDho11 gets my vote for the gift of copious turkey penis turds. (I giggled as I typed it, so I'm doing it again for fun.) Turkey penis turds!

For December, would you be open to awkward holiday critters? Santas, elves, snow creatures, Michael Bublé... The possibilities are endless.

MrsDho11

For December, I'd like to toss out the idea of holiday furbabies.  Only because I haven't dressed mine up in a couple years, but Petco's Black Friday deals were just too good to pass up this year!    In fact, I may just do that anyway regardless of the official challenge...

MrsDho11

@Darthfuriosa - Unrelated: I love your siggy!  

charmedlifex3

I am dying at the descriptions of the turkey fails. LOL!

TheTamedShrew

I should've known my tur(d)key cake wouldn't go over well. I can't wait to take it down tomorrow!

charmedlifex3

@thetamedshrew - what kills me about yours is it's in a case. With a label. That wasn't just pintrest fail... A STORE SOLD THAT!

NovaSaysNo

@TheTamedShrew, your turdkey always made me smile! But I agree, I'm ready to take mine down too. It's HUGE! I could only find two sizes and that was the smaller one.

NovaSaysNo

Oh! What about store fails for December? Like...

MrsDho11

Once we pick a new one, if anyone needs help with the HTML on theirs, let me know! I'm more than happy to help them out.  @NovaSaysNo, that includes making them smaller!

NovaSaysNo

MrsDho11 said:

Once we pick a new one, if anyone needs help with the HTML on theirs, let me know! I'm more than happy to help them out.  @NovaSaysNo, that includes making them smaller!

You are my favorite.

_darth

Same offer for the html formatting from me. We can split the workload, @MrsDho11

LittleMissTimeLord

I have a counter offer to make everyone's signature photos as large and obnxious as humanly possible.

Neikoda

I'm with you @LittleMissTimeLord. I came in partway through the month so I didn't participate this month. Just wait for December. 

Also, Elf on the Shelf would be great. My niece's is named Salisha (Yes she picked it herself) and she seems to get herself into some trouble.

DumbledoresArmy

Elf on the Shelf!!

penelope4612

#1 - I think my fav is @NovaSaysNo

#2 - I agree with Elf on the Shelf for Dec

#3 - I am going to need assistance from whomever is offering to get my pic to be smaller

Lecool

I also love the Elf on the Shelf idea!

gonetothesea

So... can we just take a vote now for elf on the shelf for the month of December and agree that everyone with a turkey penis siggy is a winner this month? Turkey Peni? Penises? for the win forevermore.

LittleMissTimeLord

gonetothesea said:

So... can we just take a vote now for elf on the shelf for the month of December and agree that everyone with a turkey penis siggy is a winner this month? Turkey Peni? Penises? for the win forevermore.

I support all of this.

MrsDho11

I'm not big on Elf on the Shelf, but I'll happily go rogue!    

MonaLisaRalphio

@MrsDho11 I'm also not a fan of Elf on the Shelf... I find it terrifying. But I'm happy to make up for it with gifs of Buddy the Elf!

MrsDho11

@LINDSEYRVA - they don't creep me out or anything, I just don't "get" it. To me they're not that cute and definitely overpriced.  *shrug*  To each their own!  And I don't have any Christmas decorations because I move ~once a year and I don't feel like adding decorations to all the crap I have to pack up every time!

NamelessAria

What is this "elf of the shelf" you speak of?

Also, I'm not sure how to pick winners for November. I enjoyed all the signatures so much one afternoon I gathered them all up and showed them to DH. We got some good laughs out of all the Pinterest fails and penis turkeys.

gonetothesea

No biggie, we can do a vote! For the gals not interested in elf on the shelf, what would you prefer? I'll put up a poll in the morning with all of the suggestions.