Husband Rant (L&D version)

maiatene

This d*ckh**d left my bag at the house!!!!

I went to l&d straight from my Dr's appointment so he was supposed to drop off his car at home, pick-up my things (car included) and come meet me.

He received this call 1:30 pm. It is now 8:00pm est and this fool just got here. Granted he was at work and I'm just waiting around (I'm getting induced) so that's not why I'm livid.

This fool went home, did God knows what and left my bag in the house!!! He f*cking tells me not to leave the bag in the car and when I listen to him he leaves it. So no toiletries, no real size towel, no iPad, no babies clothes, no nothing. All I have is bad breath, b.o., not-my-style hospital clothes for both of us, network TV and a naked baby when it's time to take pictures.

If he didn't have a great parking space and the hospital wasnt so far his *ss would be driving back to Brooklyn to get my bag.

**now back to birthing this sweet baby

komorebi

Lol. So sorry. But your rant is exactly how i would respond.

tracij12

Not funny but I love your rant. Totally sucks....make him pay in diaper changes!!

valerierose15

You really don't need anything until a few hours after your baby is born. Until then just enjoy the moment!

After, make his butt go get your stuff!

maiatene

Baby girl is resting here on my chest and he's on his way back to Brooklyn now lol

valerierose15

Yay! Congrats mama!!

komorebi

Congrats!