Message board shut down?

AEG84

Guys, I would like to introduce you to my fave bump thread of all time: Butt Baby.

AmadorRose

pinottoparenthood said:

AmadorRose said:

So this is slightly off topic but we can rack up abuse points? I'm not saying let's start hazing, but I don't think I could be mad if I was winning with the most abuse points. It just sounds fun! Oh, and I got kicked off last night right as I was paging through the nasty gif party on March BMB. YA'll should also check out the Peter Pan sex announcement - f-img hilarious!

I have one haha. But I think if you get 3??, you get banned.

I'm very curious as to how you have an abuse point...is being honest or blunt abusive?

pinottoparenthood

AmadorRose said:

pinottoparenthood said:

AmadorRose said:

So this is slightly off topic but we can rack up abuse points? I'm not saying let's start hazing, but I don't think I could be mad if I was winning with the most abuse points. It just sounds fun! Oh, and I got kicked off last night right as I was paging through the nasty gif party on March BMB. YA'll should also check out the Peter Pan sex announcement - f-img hilarious!

I have one haha. But I think if you get 3??, you get banned.

I'm very curious as to how you have an abuse point...is being honest or blunt abusive?

It was a long time ago. I called some girl a troll. But she had only ever made like four posts, and all of them were raving on and on about this particular type of swaddle or miracle blanket I hadn't heard of... soooo I'm still pretty sure i was right. Anyway she flew off the handle and reported me.

iamrandom

To be fair, if you had a rectovaginal fistula you could get pregnant via anal.  Though you'd probably have some indications that the fistula existed pre-butt baby.  Also, please note that this is not information I received through any scientific training.  The Daily Mail told me about it with a headline that went something like, "Woman Poops Out Baby."  It was a think piece.  

AmadorRose

pinottoparenthood said:

AmadorRose said:

pinottoparenthood said:

AmadorRose said:

So this is slightly off topic but we can rack up abuse points? I'm not saying let's start hazing, but I don't think I could be mad if I was winning with the most abuse points. It just sounds fun! Oh, and I got kicked off last night right as I was paging through the nasty gif party on March BMB. YA'll should also check out the Peter Pan sex announcement - f-img hilarious!

I have one haha. But I think if you get 3??, you get banned.

I'm very curious as to how you have an abuse point...is being honest or blunt abusive?

It was a long time ago. I called some girl a troll. But she had only ever made like four posts, and all of them were raving on and on about this particular type of swaddle or miracle blanket I hadn't heard of... soooo I'm still pretty sure i was right. Anyway she flew off the handle and reported me.

Truth hurts

AGK2015

iamrandom said:

To be fair, if you had a rectovaginal fistula you could get pregnant via anal.  Though you'd probably have some indications that the fistula existed pre-butt baby.  Also, please note that this is not information I received through any scientific training.  The Daily Mail told me about it with a headline that went something like, "Woman Poops Out Baby."  It was a think piece.  

I had skipped over the post mentioning the Butt Baby thread prior to reading your response. For a second there, I thought you were just making on helluva concerted effort to live up to your screen name.

iamrandom

@AGK2015 That would have been infinitely funnier.  I should really start just dropping into random threads on other boards with interesting, but unrelated tidbits that I've picked up from trashy UK media.  

Ready4theParty

Can you get abuse points removed??

AGK2015

AEG84 said:

Guys, I would like to introduce you to my fave bump thread of all time: Butt Baby.

Holy shit. Just read the first page and couldn't surpress the giggles. Things NOT to read in the quiet car...

DougalMcG

Jealous of all you people with street cred. I once called somebody the c word and couldn't even get an abuse point. Not one, single point. In fact, two mods liked my comment. 

pinottoparenthood

Ready4theParty said:

Can you get abuse points removed??

I don't think so. Which pisses me off because I just went back and looked at that girl's profile, and she has made 13 posts ever... like 10 of them are about the "zipadeedoo" and two are getting mad at me for calling her a troll. Cool. I'll be pissed if I get banned and part of it is due to this, when I called out spam that was actually spam.

elasticheart13

I want street credit too.

NachosAndPeaches

pinottoparenthood said:

Ready4theParty said:

Can you get abuse points removed??

I don't think so. Which pisses me off because I just went back and looked at that girl's profile, and she has made 13 posts ever... like 10 of them are about the "zipadeedoo" and two are getting mad at me for calling her a troll. Cool. I'll be pissed if I get banned and part of it is due to this, when I called out spam that was actually spam.

You should absolutely email the bump gods about this and see if it can be removed.

kalanieileen

Haha! You guy caught me. I'm actually Nev from catfish trying stir up some juice for my show. I have the chest hair to prove it
Hahah jk jk

It's really me I am a med-school drop out. I have my bachelors in biology with an emphasis in organismic biology and neurobiology. Some things went down with my family, and I needed to work full time to help them out. It's too stressful to go to school with an internship and work. I couldn't adult anymore lol I found Chipotle as a means to an end. My salary is decent to start a family and has good benefits. Eventually I want to venture back into medicine, but for now TB questions and greys anatomy will suffice

jonesl12

NachosAndPeaches said:

pinottoparenthood said:

Ready4theParty said:

Can you get abuse points removed??

I don't think so. Which pisses me off because I just went back and looked at that girl's profile, and she has made 13 posts ever... like 10 of them are about the "zipadeedoo" and two are getting mad at me for calling her a troll. Cool. I'll be pissed if I get banned and part of it is due to this, when I called out spam that was actually spam.

You should absolutely email the bump gods about this and see if it can be removed.
Worst case scenario I guess is if you do get banned can't you just make a new account ?
Still sad that it's so strict on here and sad that if u do get banned you gotta start all over again with 0 badges

AmadorRose

kalanieileen said:

Haha! You guy caught me. I'm actually Nev from catfish trying stir up some juice for my show. I have the chest hair to prove it
Hahah jk jk

It's really me I am a med-school drop out. I have my bachelors in biology with an emphasis in organismic biology and neurobiology. Some things went down with my family, and I needed to work full time to help them out. It's too stressful to go to school with an internship and work. I couldn't adult anymore lol I found Chipotle as a means to an end. My salary is decent to start a family and has good benefits. Eventually I want to venture back into medicine, but for now TB questions and greys anatomy will suffice

Girl, I took a four-year hiatus from nursing to play Army...I've wanted to be a nurse since I was 6. Good news is, I found an online program (except the clinicals, obviously) and my GI bill will basically pay me to stay at home with LO and do online classes for a year. I'm hoping a few hours a week with a sitter will be enough for me to study. And DH and I are talking about him quitting his job to stay home with LO until I start my program. Things will be tight, but where there's a will, there's a way! And seriously, this baby will push me to succeed so much harder than I could have pushed myself. You can do it!

AEG84 said:

Guys, I would like to introduce you to my fave bump thread of all time: Butt Baby.

Totally didn't see this at first but I nearly choked on my own saliva laughing at this, and then I laughed harder because I'm dumb and almost peed. That is literally the best shit I've ever seen. I'm a bit disappointed there weren't more poo puns.
Also, pooping on the table no longer seems like a big deal. Can you even IMAGINE the hemorrhoids you'd have if you pushed a baby out of your butthole?!? I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

jonesl12

AGK2015 said:

AEG84 said:

Guys, I would like to introduce you to my fave bump thread of all time: Butt Baby.

Holy shit. Just read the first page and couldn't surpress the giggles. Things NOT to read in the quiet car...

I can't ... This made me lol so hard.

iamrandom

@kalaneileen Wait, I thought they were joking when they said you manage a Chipotle.  Shit, now I have a million inappropriate questions that are none of my business.  Like, why not just tech it up in a lab?  When I was right out of school with my BS I was a private sector lab rat.  The pay is good even if the work is boring.  I worked in a clean lab and basically wanted to shoot myself.  I felt like I spent half my day getting into or out of my gear.  Hmm, I may be explaining exactly why you'd rather manage a Chipotle.  Never mind.  But I do hope you make it back into a STEM field one day.  We need more women!  Team lady doctors and scientists (and mathematicians and engineers)!  

AEG84

AGK2015 said:

Guys, I would like to introduce you to my fave bump thread of all time: Butt Baby.

Holy shit. Just read the first page and couldn't surpress the giggles. Things NOT to read in the quiet car...

I was literally crying laughing at my desk (open cubicle) the first time I read that thread. It still makes me LOL just re-reading it.

BrittnyS10

kalanieileen said:

Haha! You guy caught me. I'm actually Nev from catfish trying stir up some juice for my show. I have the chest hair to prove it
Hahah jk jk

It's really me I am a med-school drop out. I have my bachelors in biology with an emphasis in organismic biology and neurobiology.

I totally read this as "orgasmic biology" and was like what? That's a thing?? *insert facepalm here*

jonesl12

BrittnyS10 said:

kalanieileen said:

Haha! You guy caught me. I'm actually Nev from catfish trying stir up some juice for my show. I have the chest hair to prove it
Hahah jk jk

It's really me I am a med-school drop out. I have my bachelors in biology with an emphasis in organismic biology and neurobiology.

I totally read this as "orgasmic biology" and was like what? That's a thing?? *insert facepalm here*

I read orgasmic too lol

ivyvines6

Omg Fiancé and I are dying at the Butt Baby thread! He's now chanting butt baby as well >.>

The catfish one just made me really really sad. And also, who the hell has enough time in their lives to fake this crap? I mean, I love ya'll and everything, but if I wasn't pregnant? Not my desired method of getting my kicks!

ivyvines6

And I'm not even going to get started on the Peter Pan gender announcement... PP is my favorite, and they kinda just ruined it in a way

blonde151188

I'm so late to this, but I have to thank you for the reading material at work

allaire314

Butt Baby just made my day... Oh how I love TB!

pinottoparenthood

jonesl12 said:

Ready4theParty said:

Can you get abuse points removed??

I don't think so. Which pisses me off because I just went back and looked at that girl's profile, and she has made 13 posts ever... like 10 of them are about the "zipadeedoo" and two are getting mad at me for calling her a troll. Cool. I'll be pissed if I get banned and part of it is due to this, when I called out spam that was actually spam.

You should absolutely email the bump gods about this and see if it can be removed.

Worst case scenario I guess is if you do get banned can't you just make a new account ? Still sad that it's so strict on here and sad that if u do get banned you gotta start all over again with 0 badges

I'm just embarrassingly proud of all my love its and badges haha :-P

Goldsgirl9

OMG! Why didn't I click on this thread sooner? I have been completely unproductive for the last 30 min and only on page 9 of the J14 post. @AmadorRose and @kalanieileen thank you for the entertainment!

StrawberryDuck

Don't go here, but if you're all finding old threads entertaining (butt baby etc.), then I think this thread will hit the spot

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7560789/preparing-for-child-birth/p1

ivyvines6

StrawberryDuck said:

Don't go here, but if you're all finding old threads entertaining (butt baby etc.), then I think this thread will hit the spot

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7560789/preparing-for-child-birth/p1

Tears in my eyes! Also they have a lot of misconception about fisting... Like you can still be super tight and be able to accommodate someone's hand just fine, and it's only painful if the person you're with is an idiot about it...

cglr2012

StrawberryDuck said:

Don't go here, but if you're all finding old threads entertaining (butt baby etc.), then I think this thread will hit the spot

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7560789/preparing-for-child-birth/p1

Okay, I'm dead.

elasticheart13

 but shoving objects up there or marinating it in olive oil isn't going to help.

I can't.

 

AmadorRose

elasticheart13 said:

 but shoving objects up there or marinating it in olive oil isn't going to help.

I can't.

 


Maybe if I marinated it in bourbon LO would come out with good taste in liquor...I can't have a kid who drinks Smirnoff coolers or cheap beer...

AmadorRose

@elasticheart13 the more I look at the god the creepier it gets. So of course I keep scrolling back up to see if I'll feel differently.

ivyvines6

elasticheart13 said:

 but shoving objects up there or marinating it in olive oil isn't going to help.

I can't.

 


Master from Doctor Who?

jonesl12

StrawberryDuck said:

Don't go here, but if you're all finding old threads entertaining (butt baby etc.), then I think this thread will hit the spot

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7560789/preparing-for-child-birth/p1

This is awesome lol

elasticheart13

AmadorRose said:

@elasticheart13 the more I look at the god the creepier it gets. So of course I keep scrolling back up to see if I'll feel differently.

Hahaha yeah the Master is a special guy. And yes! @Knottie9983816
I am a HUGE Doctor Who fan :P

Goldsgirl9

You ladies are killing me today! How am I supposed to work knowing there is a thread about fisting to prepare for child birth?!? PS- TB is blocked at work so I look.....and am totally unproductive on my cell phone right now.

misstopsail

StrawberryDuck said:

Don't go here, but if you're all finding old threads entertaining (butt baby etc.), then I think this thread will hit the spot

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7560789/preparing-for-child-birth/p1

Oh my god my eyes. I wonder how her delivery went?

ivyvines6

misstopsail said:

StrawberryDuck said:

Don't go here, but if you're all finding old threads entertaining (butt baby etc.), then I think this thread will hit the spot

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7560789/preparing-for-child-birth/p1

Oh my god my eyes. I wonder how her delivery went?

I gathered that she faked one already...

briterfly84

I am rolling!! These are hilarious! WTF? Hot dogs in a hallway? No thank you! Butt Babies? Are there REALLY people this dumb?? I want to meet them.  Maybe give them a high five and a free pass back to kindergarten! Billy Madison Style!