Ridiculous baby products

ChiccoBeanz · October 2015

What is the strangest thing you've seen on the market? This should make for a good laugh.

1.

The Daddle

2.

The over-the-door baby hanger

3.

Baby's poop alarm

laura6006 · October 2015

I really want the daddle!

kittyberet · October 2015

laura6006 said:
I really want the daddle!

I bought one for my nephew (10 now) to make my brother suffer. I also got him something called a po-knee (can't recall exact name) that was a hollow stuffed horse and saddle you strapped to your knee and bounced the kid on. My older brother was a mean kid so I take payback however I can!

laura6006 · October 2015

@kittyberet That is fantastic! I kind of wish I had one when my nieces were younger, so they didn't hang on to my hair.

blansaw · October 2015

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ktc18 · October 2015

I like how the 'crib dribbler' is suggested to be used for stew. Who's feeding their baby stew? Gross.

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

The baby mop.

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

Baby high heels..

ChiccoBeanz · October 2015

Mother0fDragons said:

Baby high heels..

Just why? Why were these invented? They aren't even cute.

Omniblacklight · October 2015

We were gifted a pack of these... Seriously? Like a wiggling baby would hold still long enough for this anyhow haha.

herewegrow · October 2015

Man that baby hanger would come in handy! I can't tell you how many times I've had to hold my kid while peeing in public!

redfallon · October 2015

I'm putting all of these things on my (non-existant) registry!

ammnam14 · October 2015

Definitely an unpopular opinion here but I adore those baby pumps! They're a waste of money so I won't be buying them but I would if I could. Haha

I stumbled across a baby bum fan and a placenta brooch the other day. Weird.

Rratledge · October 2015

I used the Pee Pee Tee Pees for my son and they were very useful! I know you can use other things for the same purpose, but I plan to use them again this time around!

ATolentino89 · October 2015

I registered for wee wee cups. They seem like a good useful thing to me.

TomekiaB · October 2015

@ammnam14 I think the pumps are funny, I mean heels are really comfy when no one expects you to stand or walk!

I am assuming that most of these products don't actually exist and are just photoshop jokes and a couple might exist for gag gifts. I know pee pee tepees are real--and I've heard mixed reviews.

stivaleta · October 2015

Really they worked for you?!!!! They never ever worked for either of my boys! I thought they where such a great idea but they would always fall off, I just used a cloth instead.