Most of us are up multiple times in the MOTN feeding our LO's (and the rest of you whose LO's sleep through the night are bitches ), so let's use this thread to keep us entertained during these feedings! Post a GIF, Meme, Joke, story, quote, random thought, picture of your little squishy...anything! Hopefully we can keep this thread alive and it will in turn help keep us awake in the MOTN when sleep is taunting us.
Me: 37, DH: 38: ttc 7 years, dx: unknown 10/11: after 2 years, saw a RE, FSH 5.4 11/11: BFP! (surprise after thyroid & normal hsg), 12/11: missed m/c after 7 week u/s, 1/12: D&C 6/12 IUI#1-IUI #3: clomid = BFP!, C/P IVF #1(10/12) FSH 5.4, AFC: 16 long Lupron, 5R/5M/4F, all 4 made it to 5dt, 1 blast/1-8 cell transferred=BFN IVF #2(12/12)AFC 21, MD lupron, 4R/4M/3F, 5dt of 1 blast and 2-8cell. BFN. IVF#3(4/13) Natural start antagon protocol, 12R,11F. one PGS normal at day 6 transfer. BFN. IVF#4 (11/13) C.CRM (ODW.U normal 8/13 Still no Diagnosis) EPP/antagonist. ER 13R/7M/6F. Only 1 made it to freeze. Abnormal.
Looking into options of DE, Fresh vs frozen. 10/14 new local RE to look into what's next. CD3 FSH 4.7, AMH 0.9. Met with DE agencies and exploring options for feb/march 2015. Surprise natural bfp (4 days before donor is signed). Beta #1 at 9dpo: 51.8, 2nd beta: 195 (25 hours doubling) @11dpo. 3rd beta (12/15): 516 (35 hrs doubling) 4th beta(12/17): 895 (58 hours doubling) 5th beta(12/19): 2120. U/S at 5w0d(12/22): one gestational sac with yolk sac. U/S #2 (6w0d)12/29. One little bean measuring 6w0d with HR 124. 3rd u/s(1/4)7w0d: baby measuring 7w2d. HR 134. 3/30: A/S at MFM went great except for low lying placenta. Verifi results are normal! Team Blue!
Please send any positive thoughts our way! EDD:8/24/2015
Baby Will born 8/18. He's perfect.
My neighbors have a motion sensor light for our shared driveway. Because I'm up for MOTN feedings I've become aware of how frequently it turns on. I get freaked out each time thinking that it could be a psycho serial killer or something. Ahh nighttime thoughts...
It's 12:52am here and we're up for our first MOTN feeding and I have a confession to make since I missed FFFC. I typically don't change DS's diaper in the middle of the night but I thought I smelled poop so I laid him on DH's side of the bed (he's at work). We'll during the diaper change DS peed and a little got on the sheets, instead of pulling them off the bed I just went back to sleep. Now DH is asleep on pee sheets and has no idea
It's 1:12 and NOT a MOTN feeding.. I just haven't gone to sleep yet! She's been sleeping for several hours already so something tells me I'm not going to get much sleep.. Should have gone to bed a long time ago!
I am perfectly fine with being called a bitch cause LO sleeps through the night but I do still need the entertainment while I pump.
DH works for a retail club. Last week and another manager were touring the store and had to go into the milk cooler. Once in there,l they were discussing how it really does need to be cleaned because it smells. He decided to tell the other manager (thankfully a woman who has children) that it smelled like his baby in there. They proceeded to discuss my breast and the times they leak. These are not people I see often, but when I do, I now know that she knows my boobs leak in the shower and all over the floor when I am drying off and getting dressed.
Also, the other night, DS had a poop of epic proportions. The only foreseeable option to get him clean was a shower. I couldn't stop laughing all night.
I am perfectly fine with being called a bitch cause LO sleeps through the night but I do still need the entertainment while I pump.
DH works for a retail club. Last week and another manager were touring the store and had to go into the milk cooler. Once in there,l they were discussing how it really does need to be cleaned because it smells. He decided to tell the other manager (thankfully a woman who has children) that it smelled like his baby in there. They proceeded to discuss my breast and the times they leak. These are not people I see often, but when I do, I now know that she knows my boobs leak in the shower and all over the floor when I am drying off and getting dressed.
Also, the other night, DS had a poop of epic proportions. The only foreseeable option to get him clean was a shower. I couldn't stop laughing all night.
*Still jealous that your LO sleeps through the night!* Do you mind sharing which retail club?
It's 3:45 am. I walked into the kitchen to go get a bottle made for squishy. And all of a sudden boom the light goes out. No cell phone or anything to see with. I just knew I was going to die and that someone was behind me. Thankfully I survived.
Been up over a hr trying to feed leyla and put her back to sleep. She however, has other plans. She thinks it's a good time to talk. Might as well talk back to her. #mombiestatus
My friend and I are always hating on each other's parenting (completely playfully because we know we would do the exact same thing).
I told her she was mother of the year because her 3 year old pooped in the bath tub and instead of cleaning it up, she went and got her phone to take a video of him freaking out trying to run away from his floating turd.
Then the other day I made a post about how at dinner DD1 fake coughed and tried to tell me "I think I'm a little allergic to vegetables" so she commented how responsible it was that I was facebooking while DD's throat was closing.
Contemplating getting DH up after DS finally surrenders to sleep so I can go get grocery shopping out of the way. I can nap later and the thought of an empty store on a Sunday morning is so appealing. #Momthoughts.
So we had a cook out today and FIL cooked lamb bc its his favorite so he has it at every cookout. DSD asked what we were eating and my mom says Lamb. DSD says lamb, whats lamb?? H says you know what lamb is, like lammy on doc mcstuffins. DSD screams, "poor dead lammy!!" and proceeds to cry over dead lammy. My mother decides to "help" and tell her about how we kill cows for hamburgers and chickens for chicken nuggets which makes her cry more. (She understands where food comes from, but never fully thought about killing animals to get food I dont think.) I looked at them both called them dumbasses and told them they were on their own on this one. LOL I felt bad for DSD, but it was really funny seeing H and my moms face like eff what did we do?!
@kelseyrayay the lights going out story reminds me of when your DH came scared you and you punched him in the face lol. You can be dangerous in the kitchen late at night.
@sorensensm24 and @Ambermom043 this is pretty much what I dealt with the other night via shower. It was also all up his sides and front. Luckily I had already taken off his onsie because it was covered in milk.
My "angel" who is "sleeping" comfortably in my arms. Seems she likes to wake up as soon as she gets back to her crib and my head touches my pillow again
So we had a cook out today and FIL cooked lamb bc its his favorite so he has it at every cookout. DSD asked what we were eating and my mom says Lamb. DSD says lamb, whats lamb?? H says you know what lamb is, like lammy on doc mcstuffins. DSD screams, "poor dead lammy!!" and proceeds to cry over dead lammy. My mother decides to "help" and tell her about how we kill cows for hamburgers and chickens for chicken nuggets which makes her cry more. (She understands where food comes from, but never fully thought about killing animals to get food I dont think.) I looked at them both called them dumbasses and told them they were on their own on this one. LOL I felt bad for DSD, but it was really funny seeing H and my moms face like eff what did we do?!
This is funny
And this reminded me of when my parents were visiting a few days ago, my mom was saying something about wanting to see the baby as much as possible... Until the terrible twos kick in. I said "Noted. Honey (was in the kitchen) did you hear that?" He said "Yep!" So now we plan on dropping off DD a few times while we grocery shop or whatever during her toddler years. :-\"
@sorensensm24 and @Ambermom043 this is pretty much what I dealt with the other night via shower. It was also all up his sides and front. Luckily I had already taken off his onsie because it was covered in milk.
Yeah, mine totally crapped all over me during a co-shower yesterday.. My husband stood there and laughed.
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10/11: after 2 years, saw a RE, FSH 5.4
11/11: BFP! (surprise after thyroid & normal hsg),
12/11: missed m/c after 7 week u/s, 1/12: D&C
6/12 IUI#1-IUI #3: clomid = BFP!, C/P
IVF #1(10/12) FSH 5.4, AFC: 16 long Lupron, 5R/5M/4F, all 4 made it to 5dt, 1 blast/1-8 cell transferred=BFN
IVF #2(12/12)AFC 21, MD lupron, 4R/4M/3F, 5dt of 1 blast and 2-8cell. BFN.
IVF#3(4/13) Natural start antagon protocol, 12R,11F. one PGS normal at day 6 transfer. BFN.
IVF#4 (11/13) C.CRM (ODW.U normal 8/13 Still no Diagnosis) EPP/antagonist. ER 13R/7M/6F. Only 1 made it to freeze. Abnormal. Looking into options of DE, Fresh vs frozen.
10/14 new local RE to look into what's next. CD3 FSH 4.7, AMH 0.9. Met with DE agencies and exploring options for feb/march 2015.
Surprise natural bfp (4 days before donor is signed). Beta #1 at 9dpo: 51.8, 2nd beta: 195 (25 hours doubling) @11dpo. 3rd beta (12/15): 516 (35 hrs doubling) 4th beta(12/17): 895 (58 hours doubling) 5th beta(12/19): 2120. U/S at 5w0d(12/22): one gestational sac with yolk sac. U/S #2 (6w0d)12/29. One little bean measuring 6w0d with HR 124. 3rd u/s(1/4)7w0d: baby measuring 7w2d. HR 134. 3/30: A/S at MFM went great except for low lying placenta. Verifi results are normal! Team Blue! Please send any positive thoughts our way! EDD:8/24/2015
Baby Will born 8/18. He's perfect.
Cone necessary as he won't stop eating his butt and tail. #rudedoggie
And Chester the cat missed having mama cuddles. Aww.
Aaaand... I've already painted DD's toes. 8->
DH works for a retail club. Last week and another manager were touring the store and had to go into the milk cooler. Once in there,l they were discussing how it really does need to be cleaned because it smells. He decided to tell the other manager (thankfully a woman who has children) that it smelled like his baby in there. They proceeded to discuss my breast and the times they leak. These are not people I see often, but when I do, I now know that she knows my boobs leak in the shower and all over the floor when I am drying off and getting dressed.
Also, the other night, DS had a poop of epic proportions. The only foreseeable option to get him clean was a shower. I couldn't stop laughing all night.
*Still jealous that your LO sleeps through the night!* Do you mind sharing which retail club?
#mombiestatus
My friend and I are always hating on each other's parenting (completely playfully because we know we would do the exact same thing).
I told her she was mother of the year because her 3 year old pooped in the bath tub and instead of cleaning it up, she went and got her phone to take a video of him freaking out trying to run away from his floating turd.
Then the other day I made a post about how at dinner DD1 fake coughed and tried to tell me "I think I'm a little allergic to vegetables" so she commented how responsible it was that I was facebooking while DD's throat was closing.
These are the things we do as parents haha.
@sorensensm24 and @Ambermom043 this is pretty much what I dealt with the other night via shower. It was also all up his sides and front. Luckily I had already taken off his onsie because it was covered in milk.
And this reminded me of when my parents were visiting a few days ago, my mom was saying something about wanting to see the baby as much as possible... Until the terrible twos kick in. I said "Noted. Honey (was in the kitchen) did you hear that?" He said "Yep!" So now we plan on dropping off DD a few times while we grocery shop or whatever during her toddler years. :-\"
Yeah, mine totally crapped all over me during a co-shower yesterday.. My husband stood there and laughed.