19wks and gained 42lbs!! Normal?

Lljbean

Snoopylovesbelle said:

The unwrapped ones aren't the same...it feels like cheating

No, no, I think she is on to something. 

Krisdee123

Sorry for the outburst. I just can't stand enablers.

ntyravgsp

kkfl2m+b said:

ntyravgsp said:

@Lljbean you know they make mini unwrapped starburst now? You wouldn't even have to worry about unwrapping them or accidentally ingesting the wax wrapper if you got those.

And also you can eat about 50 at a time!

ntyravgsp

krisdee123 said:

Sorry for the outburst. I just can't stand enablers.

She would have found out soon enough the way she goes through them. At least this is a safe way for her to enjoy them without the risk of the wax wrapper impacting her bowels.
Eta I'm concerned about her safety, dangit!

nickicb7

OMG.... I just found an unfinished package of Starburst in my purse.

Legit purse starburst!

UptownPearl

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Snoopylovesbelle

If she eats the unwrapped ones she could have starburst baby twins!

ntyravgsp

UptownPearl said:

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Is that like Sriracha?

lwebley

Some people gain more than others, some lose if more easily than others. Your dr will keep you on track though. It may not even be your diet you need to modify, maybe just add a nightly walk, or some other variation of exercise. Everyone is different. I gained 30 lbs with my first and my friend gained 68. We both lost it just as fast. Her de said she actually needed more weight gain that others because she was considered under weight prior. Hope this helps

mamakate1616

First I want to know if any of you are getting kick backs from Mars???? I am going to Costco tomorrow and buying the whole shelf of starbursts. Totally jelly over here without a chewy fruity candy of any kind. (

Lljbean

UptownPearl said:

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Well, I already ran to Taco bell and threw a burrito in my toilet like PP suggested and now I am just waiting around to see what happens. I also, ordered two of those Doritos tacos just to make sure it really worked. 

UptownPearl

ntyravgsp said:

UptownPearl said:

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Is that like Sriracha?

Yes, same thing. Except with rice and white sauce and veggies and a meat, but without the spicy red sauce part

ntyravgsp

Lljbean said:

UptownPearl said:

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Well, I already ran to Taco bell and threw a burrito in my toilet like PP suggested and now I am just waiting around to see what happens. I also, ordered two of those Doritos tacos just to make sure it really worked. 

)

nickicb7

ntyravgsp said:

Lljbean said:

UptownPearl said:

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Well, I already ran to Taco bell and threw a burrito in my toilet like PP suggested and now I am just waiting around to see what happens. I also, ordered two of those Doritos tacos just to make sure it really worked. 

)

I just peed my pants...

Krisdee123

OMG ) )

ntyravgsp

nickicb7 said:

ntyravgsp said:

Lljbean said:

UptownPearl said:

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Well, I already ran to Taco bell and threw a burrito in my toilet like PP suggested and now I am just waiting around to see what happens. I also, ordered two of those Doritos tacos just to make sure it really worked. 

)

I just peed my pants...

I crossed my legs so I wouldn't.

UptownPearl

Did you flush them?

nickicb7

ntyravgsp said:

nickicb7 said:

ntyravgsp said:

Lljbean said:

UptownPearl said:

So now that we've discovered your problem is eating too many starburst and clogging up your system I believe we can really help now. I'm not technically a doctor, but I advise you take something to counteract the stickiness of the starburst that has glued together your nether regions. Perhaps hibachi? That runs through people quickly.

Well, I already ran to Taco bell and threw a burrito in my toilet like PP suggested and now I am just waiting around to see what happens. I also, ordered two of those Doritos tacos just to make sure it really worked. 

)

I just peed my pants...

I crossed my legs so I wouldn't.

I must do more kegals.

Lljbean

UptownPearl said:

Did you flush them?

Was I supposed to?

UptownPearl

Lljbean said:

UptownPearl said:

Did you flush them?

Was I supposed to?

You already have one clogged problem, do you want two??

Lljbean

UptownPearl said:

UptownPearl said:

Did you flush them?

Was I supposed to?

You already have one clogged problem, do you want two??

Good point. 

Snoopylovesbelle

I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying. DH is looking at me like I'm nuts. )

nickicb7

Snoopylovesbelle said:

I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying. DH is looking at me like I'm nuts. )

I had to start reading it to mine!

Snoopylovesbelle

OP did you do the Taco Bell and sit on the squatty potty? Maybe throw some
Skittles in there for good measure

Snoopylovesbelle

nickicb7 said:

Snoopylovesbelle said:

I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying. DH is looking at me like I'm nuts. )

I had to start reading it to mine!

I tried and the look in his face was more and more horrified so I stopped and then started laughing harder and peed a little.

Lljbean

Snoopylovesbelle said:

OP did you do the Taco Bell and sit on the squatty potty? Maybe throw some Skittles in there for good measure

No one told me to sit on the toilet after tossing the burrito in there. Ugh. BRB. 

nickicb7

Lljbean said:

Snoopylovesbelle said:

OP did you do the Taco Bell and sit on the squatty potty? Maybe throw some
Skittles in there for good measure

No one told me to sit on the toilet after tossing the burrito in there. Ugh. BRB. 

Don't forget to pull in the garbage can... Or a step stool!

Snoopylovesbelle

Well it's marinating in there kinda like the starbursts are marinating in your stomach so maybe that's good!

SummerOH

I just made DH go to the gas station to get me starburst. He would ban me from this all if he knew the cause of my cravings!

laineylove78

The squatty potty is real!! It releases this muscle in your but that lets you poo easier. But yes you can use a stool or garbage can. This thread is hysterical but I must defend the legitimacy of the squatty potty!

cerafina205

Chipotle......mmmmmmmm

samara267

OMG. I'm crying. 

nanamp

I recently had starburst for the first time since I was a kid because everyone here is always talking about them. I found them to be super gross.

Lljbean

Mamabeagle

So many tears it hurts. Thank you for this thread, God.

spottedginger

Lurking from d15: I can't believe that none of you are taking the OP's blockage problem more seriously. You are just a bunch if mean girls. Taco Bell and hibachi aren't going to do the trick against a starburst blockage that massive. Really though, OP, if you want to get things moving, you should have your partner vaginally fist you. That'll break up the blockage for sure.

KaraEpp16

OMG you're 19 weeks!? I'll be 20 weeks on Thursday. So exciting to be about halfway there!

KaraEpp16

Also, best 8 bucks I've spent all pregnancy.

willashbaby

spottedginger said:

Lurking from d15: I can't believe that none of you are taking the OP's blockage problem more seriously. You are just a bunch if mean girls. Taco Bell and hibachi aren't going to do the trick against a starburst blockage that massive. Really though, OP, if you want to get things moving, you should have your partner vaginally fist you. That'll break up the blockage for sure.

OMG totes! I really wanted to suggest this but was worried about being flamed! If you're REALLY brave you might want to try some manual relief of the backdoor. I don't think you could handle a fist for THAT but maybe a few digits?

ntyravgsp

willashbaby said:

spottedginger said:

Lurking from d15: I can't believe that none of you are taking the OP's blockage problem more seriously. You are just a bunch if mean girls. Taco Bell and hibachi aren't going to do the trick against a starburst blockage that massive. Really though, OP, if you want to get things moving, you should have your partner vaginally fist you. That'll break up the blockage for sure.

OMG totes! I really wanted to suggest this but was worried about being flamed! If you're REALLY brave you might want to try some manual relief of the backdoor. I don't think you could handle a fist for THAT but maybe a few digits?

Dudes, I tried telling her about my H's Nanny's trick with prune juice and metamucil cocktail but she totes rejected it.
Perhaps an enema would be more appealing to @Lljbean?