You know you're TTC when...

lionstigersbears

When things at work get weird because CM doesn't mean case management in your brain anymore..

ShallowSeas

mrsespigreen said:

you know you are TTC when 69 happens after confirming O, never before cause you don't want to waste potential swimmers 

YES.  You know you're ttc when you say NO to oral. 

JessicaB0627

When you tell DH you finally got a smiley on your OPK and he responds with "...oh...so we have to have even more sex..." Poor guy is worn out. Suck it up dude!

FireInWonderland

When you realize your FW falls during a work trip where DH won't be around.

When you want to have sex just because and DH stops to ask if you're ovulating before stripping down.

lest12

When you have to empty out your bathroom trash barrel anytime company is coming over, because you don't need anyone to see all of the opks and hpts in there and start asking questions...

whodaz

When something or someone smells awful and you think yay! its my heightened sense of smell! ITS A SIGN.

Nope. it/they just really smelled awful. #fail

KristieA

When you willingly give up coffee and wine (and maybe become a bit grumpy for awhile).

MrsWhite15

When your cart involuntarily veers to the baby section at Target and you think, "I shouldn't look, it'll be too depressing! BUT THIS TINY ONESIE IS FREAKING ADORABLE!".... That was me yesterday....

KristieA

When you watch that Buzzfeed video and think, "the only thing your getting from that position is a UTI."

Tippy05

I love these!  Hilarious and ALL true!

sunflower071913

When you watch " I didn't know I was pregnant" and wish you where one of those woman lol

dixie7701

KristieA said:

When you watch that Buzzfeed video and think, "the only thing your getting from that position is a UTI."

I made DH watch that video last night and he was like "We haven't tried playing CandyCrush yet!"

pbsnowflake453

When your allergies are going crazy but you won't take an antihistamine because you read somewhere it could dry up your CM.

FireInWonderland

pbsnowflake453 said:

When your allergies are going crazy but you won't take an antihistamine because you read somewhere it could dry up your CM.

So much this! I am miserably sneezy and my nose is runny and I still refuse. I eat local honey and drink it in my tea. That seems to help.

KyCat

When you have a dream about peeing on* all the wondfo opks you just bought! I had a vivid dream last night about using my new wondfos. I tested like 3 times in a row because I was like, "They're so cheap it doesn't matter!" )

* I know that you actually pee in a cup.

KristieA

DH said to me something similar when he watched it I told him I wasn't planning to update my facebook status in the middle of anything

DutchLucyLu

severmilli12 said: mrsespigreen said: you know you are TTC when 69 happens after confirming O, never before cause you don't want to waste potential swimmers  YES.  You know you're ttc when you say NO to oral. 
-------------- quote box fail ------------

I'll probably never get KU. MH is, like, addicted to giving oral. I have the world's most outrageous first world problems.

JessicaB0627

When you see the word 'picante' and read it 'placenta'. This TWW is weighing heavy on my mind today, apparently.

Carazona5

When your dog poops out a negative wondfo.

When your google history would make non TTC people side eye you. (cervical mucus photos anyone?)

When Facebook keeps popping up pregnancy related ads. It's creepy how it knows things!

Can I just say this is the best thread ever!

lalala2004

@Carazona5 my Facebook has been doing that for awhile! (probably from all of my secret pinteresting).

What I can't figure out is why it's also giving me ads for therapy 8-} . I'm ok, Facebook! Really!

WorkingOnMyNightCheese

When you text DH in the middle of the day and say "it's go time" and he just sends you back the sleepy emoji.  /:)

schmoopie1-2

...when your Amazon shopping cart looks like this.  

Lecool

holy zombie thread

schmoopie1-2

@Lecool Ha!  Figured it was better to bring this back rather than start a new one and have 40 people jump all over me screaming "THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD FOR THIS!"  

furbabymom2007

@RusticBride11714 we appreciate the thoughts...  However There is a pinned post at the top of the forum that is exactly this, by the way