WTF lab techs for losing my effing blood work! I've been waiting a month on results from my 2nd trimester AFP test, and they lost my damn blood. POOF! Gone!!!! WTFingF?!?!
WTF lab techs for losing my effing blood work! I've been waiting a month on results from my 2nd trimester AFP test, and they lost my damn blood. POOF! Gone!!!! WTFingF?!?!
Wtf time could you please hurry up?! Dying for it to be Tuesday for our anatomy scan. I just want to know our baby is healthy so badly before I announce and it's getting harder and harder to hide. I just want to be able to relax and be excited!
WTF, dog? The mailman is not here to kill us. Neither is the UPS guy. Or the neighbor's grown children whom you've met before and are helping their parents in the yard. STOP BARKING!
WTF, Amazon...no free shipping?
WTF, other bridesmaids? Why can't you just pick a damn day for the bachelorette party that we need to have next month? I already did 99% of the shower, am I supposed to do all of this, too? (I'm not the MOH, either.)
WTF, dog? The mailman is not here to kill us. Neither is the UPS guy. Or the neighbor's grown children whom you've met before and are helping their parents in the yard. STOP BARKING!
WTF, Amazon...no free shipping?
WTF, other bridesmaids? Why can't you just pick a damn day for the bachelorette party that we need to have next month? I already did 99% of the shower, am I supposed to do all of this, too? (I'm not the MOH, either.)
WTF, Miranda and Blake?!
Aww poor Miranda and Blake. I haven't read much about it, but I liked them together. I do love Miranda's man hating songs though, so maybe they'll make a come back
WTF, house....why can't you clean yourself already?! Cannot find motivation to clean. :-/
ALL of this
@Jonesy288@esscapelle Totally bought a Roomba on Amazon Prime day and it's chaaaaaaanged my life. With 2 hairy dog beasts I was getting SO over vacuuming every day. God Bless the Roomba.
My mil informed me that pregnant women shouldn't reach for things. REACH for things, on the second shelf. WTF? How are you still alive? If my eyes could roll any farther into my head, they'd get stuck.
I ran into my parents at the store and went to reach for something on the top shelf & got yelled at for reaching.
WTF step-monster-in-law why do you care about my stances on circumcision? You will not be seeing my son's peen.
I was and am super weird about who changes diapers. Would go out of the room to do diaper changes when anyone was around.
I'm weird about it too! But I have no idea why! I also don't offer to change others diapers for that same reason. Do you know why you're weird about it? Every time I run to another room to do it, I ask myself why I do it lol.
@Marchmellow2 I guess just because they're her private parts and just because she's a baby doesn't mean everyone needs to see them. I'm just super protective.
WTF stupid OB office?! They have two offices that are 40 minutes away from each other. The stupid receptionist scheduled me for an hour anatomy scan at 9AM at one office and my prenatal appointment in the other office at 10AM. That doesn't even make sense. Morons.
Thank you for the spoiler alerts! I haven't watched PLL because I have to wait for DH (is that a wtf?)
WTF first trimester exhaustion in the second trimester? I slept eight hours, barely moved all day and can barely hold my head up. I'd like to be a functioning human being please.
WTF stupid Army preschool. I fill out all the paperwork in April to get on the wait list for preschool in Sep when he turns 3 and they offer me a seat yesterday with the condition that he is potty trained although that was never mentioned to me in the many phone calls and appointments I have had. And then, hours later, put our seat on hold because our paperwork isn't complete even though you have to have complete paperwork to be on the wait list in the first place. And require that we get doctors notes and all sorts of signatures by 31 Jul to get the seat.
Why you make my life so difficult?!
Married - 10/10/2009
DS - Due 11/3/2012 born 9/28/2012 due to Severe Preeclampsia and HELLP Syndrome
DD - EDD 12/30/15
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Wtf boss for changing my shift from 6am to 530am. Didn't you realize I don't get up till 530?!? And now I have to get my already crabby toddler up even earlier all because "this will make it more convenient for the residents"
WTF, coworker. You texted me early this morning saying you were bringing in bagels for breakfast. So I held off on eating anything until I get to work so I can feast on said bagels. Why you no bring cream cheese?!?!? WTF am I supposed to eat this bagel with??
Throw it at stupid people you encounter throughout the day.
WTF DH? We've discussed circumcision and made a decision to do it. When my OB asked about it today, DH stuttered up a storm (he's a very eloquent speaker so this was a shock) and only agreed once I told OB that yes we had discussed and yes we were moving forward. I had to double-check with DH in the car after to make sure he hadn't changed his mind. Maybe he was just nervous but it was strange!
WTF coworker I showed the ultrasound pictures to who said my little one was hung? Yeah, he takes after his dad that way but it was a little awkward for you to point that out. I'm never going to be able to look at that picture the same way again.
Wtf nausea and bloating?? I thought we had made nice finally but noooo, 17 weeks hits and you're back
Wtf cravings?? I have a fridge full of healthy, nutritious food and all of a sudden the ONLY thing that I can think of is freaking tuna helper?? I haven't eaten that nasty crap since college. Looks like DH will be stopping on his way home to pick some up!
WTF neighbor girls. I have asked you 100 times not to ring my doorbell. Why do you need to ring it 10 times and get the dog worked up. This is the one day DD is actually taking a nap and I'm trying to relax.... Go away!!!
WTF color is jamocha???? Or dove brown? Seriously? I just want cribs in a normal, wooden color.
Eta: the "s" to crib... it's hard to think of buying two!
Our crib is in a jamocha color. It looks like a deep cherry wood.
WTF pineapple!!!! I went to make ham and pineapple in the crock pot. Except it wasn't pineapple...it was yellow melon that had the exact color of pineapple. What is this?! I've never seen this before! I can't put that on ham!!!!
Re: WTF Wednesday?!? 7/22
Oh no! How does that even happen??
WTF heartburn for ruining my buffalo hummus
BFP #1 April 14th, 2014 MMC at 17weeks with a baby boy D&E
BFP # 2 March 23rd, Rainbow Baby Boy Jayce Michael born 12/9/15
BFP#3 January 26th EDD October 9th! Hoping for my girl!
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Also now I want cake...geeze people!
Also, ditto wtf why can't the house clean itself?
@Jonesy288 @esscapelle Totally bought a Roomba on Amazon Prime day and it's chaaaaaaanged my life. With 2 hairy dog beasts I was getting SO over vacuuming every day. God Bless the Roomba.
WTF first trimester exhaustion in the second trimester? I slept eight hours, barely moved all day and can barely hold my head up. I'd like to be a functioning human being please.
Why you make my life so difficult?!
Married - 10/10/2009
DS - Due 11/3/2012 born 9/28/2012 due to Severe Preeclampsia and HELLP Syndrome
DD - EDD 12/30/15
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Eta: the "s" to crib... it's hard to think of buying two!
Together since 2006
Married 01.17.15
WTF coworker I showed the ultrasound pictures to who said my little one was hung? Yeah, he takes after his dad that way but it was a little awkward for you to point that out. I'm never going to be able to look at that picture the same way again.
Wtf cravings?? I have a fridge full of healthy, nutritious food and all of a sudden the ONLY thing that I can think of is freaking tuna helper?? I haven't eaten that nasty crap since college. Looks like DH will be stopping on his way home to pick some up!
WTF headache? Go away and leave me alone!!
WTF legs? I spent all night with you 3 inches from the ceiling, have cut my sodium intake to nothing. Stop f***ing swelling!!!
BFP #1 April 14th, 2014 MMC at 17weeks with a baby boy D&E
BFP # 2 March 23rd, Rainbow Baby Boy Jayce Michael born 12/9/15
BFP#3 January 26th EDD October 9th! Hoping for my girl!
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Thank you. Why does furniture have to be so weird. And so expensive. And so difficult. And so stupid!!!! Damn preg-rage!!!