1) name something you should never do naked ?!
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
Let's spice up the boards!
Humor is of course encouraged.
Re: Family feud questions!!!
2) sleepy.
3) a really pokey face that hasn't been shaved. Or a fart noise.
4) my phone. I've done it. Don't judge.
5) a vacuum.....
Just kidding. Hmmm I might need to come back to this one.
Sexy? .....
Gymnastics. Never ever ever!
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
Sleepy. He is always snoring when it's over.
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
Morning breath.
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
A pillow? I would want him to know I am angry, but I wouldn't want to hurt him.
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
@klkonwi My first thought was vacuum too! Lol! Honestly, a hammer. When DH is working around the house in a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off. Hubba hubba!
OR when a happily married man holds his wife and you can tell he only has eyes for her. That's sexy. Not that I would ever want a happily married man, I want MY happily married man, like if I catch him glancing at me. Happy marriages are sexy!
Totally rambled on that one! Oops!
Iron- not that I would ever iron!
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
Doc-
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
Too much teeth and not enough lips
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
Throw a previous argument ha!
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
A completed ToDo list and some massage oil.
2) Sleepy, for sure.
3) Stinky breath.
4) I would probably throw a shoe lol. I feel like my SO always leaves his laying around so that would be the closest thing for me to grab and throw (if I ever needed to throw something at him lol).
5) I don't know about that one. Nothing seems too sexy to me right now lol. He could be holding a gallon of ice cream, but that would just make me happy...it wouldn't do anything to his benefit )
- fry bacon
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
- Happy
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
- Bad breath...or a creepy audience
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
- in my case it's been his wallet, socks and a grape...he was supposed to catch them though!
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
- a tiffany's box or a drill...both at the same time would be awesome
-fry anything! Grease splatter is no joke!
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
-I'll go with happy..because I can only remember a few of the other ones.
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
-Bad breath and sloppiness
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
-I personally don't throw...I slam things
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
-I'll have to agree with the massage oil!
Plan your induction. I had to tell my doctor I wanted to get dressed and get my day planner out before we set a date for the induction, because I was still naked below the waist covered by one of those cloths from the cervical exam! Why don't doctors think to give you a minute to clean up, wipe up down there and put on some underwear before you have a serious, important conversation?
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
Lately we haven't been having sex because my huge bump gets in the way, and we've both been Grumpy.
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
Knowing that DH let our cat lick him on the lips not long ago...ew.
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
I wouldn't throw anything except angry words I might regret later, but I remember my mom throwing an open can of root beer at my dad at least once when I was little. It missed him (probably by design) and splattered against the wall
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
A vibrator, and a dozen roses
Which 7 dwarf?
The gay one...
What would ruin a kiss?
Getting tazered.
Something I'd throw at him.
A crock pot. I hope it never gets that far...I'm creative
And last but not least. What would be sexy...him holding his Weiner. Haha
Go outside to feed your dog.
(We have a naked neighbor who lives in a building across our apartment who goes to his small back yard to feed his dog every morning. We're up on the 7th floor and we could see him through our window. Either he's oblivious or just doesn't care.)
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
Happy
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
I made out with a guy once that slobbered all over my nose. That totally killed it.
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
A cup of ice water in the face at a restaurant.
(Not as satisfying as I thought it would be like how it is on TV. I felt bad and helped him clean up. Maybe I should have just stomped away afterwards. For added effect.)
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
A stick shift. There's something sexy about a guy that can drive a car with a manual transmission.
2. Omg my DH is totally sneezy...take an Allegra dude. You can not subvert the power of the pollen with sheer force of will. Sniffles=not sexy
3. See above! :-w
4. I always throw some serious shade when I'm pissed. Nothing like a good guilt trip!
5. My husband finds it sexiest when I'm holding a deposit slip at the bank...damn is he frugal!
*I would also have to say cook. Too many sensitive bits exposed to heat!
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
*The closest dwarf would have to be grumpy. He will do it if I ask but the task at this point in time is a little unsettling to him.
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
*Right now I would have to say alcohol. I can smell with my super preggo senses any stale alcohol on his breath even if it's been hours since a single drink.
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
*I would never throw anything but I would definitely throw out lots of passive aggressive comments. Not any healthier for a relationship I know!
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
*at this point? Not much! I'm an ice Queen in my final days. Too stabby for sexy!
Assemble IKEA furniture
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
Happy
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
Bad breath
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
His clothes
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
Two cocktails, one for him and one for me
2. Happy
3. Baby boy
4. Turkey leg (SIL really did throw this at DH... And he did deserve it!)
5. The key to a good night's sleep
~ investigate a strange noise you heard in the house
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed?
~ Bashful
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
~ nasty ass looking teeth
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
~ beer bottle or can
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
~ kittens!
Thanks for more fun, @klkonwi!
:P
2) grumpy (not much sexy time right now)
3) unbrushed teeth
4) shoes
5) any cleaning device.
2. Happy
3. Cigarette breath
4. A shoe
5. Take out
2) which one of the 7 dwarves best describes your husband in bed? During this pregnancy, Bashful, dude is terrified
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
Untrimmed beard or mustache
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
I tend to throw my hands up
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy
My hand, especially when DH holds my hands during sexy time, I love that
Let's spice up the boards!
2) which one of the 7 dwarfs best describes your husband in bed?
- I'm going with Dopey. He's been so weird about it these last few months!
3) name something that can ruin a kiss
- Sandpaper face or bad breath
4) name something a woman would throw at a man if she were angry
- her fist. HA!
5) name something that a man might be holding that a woman would find sexy