@klkonwi I would like to say I'm sorry you're battling pregsomnia based on the times of these posts, but thanks for taking time to keep us all laughing!
Took LO back to see a midwife/lactation consultant at the hospital today. A male nurse was needlessly grouchy with us. The midwife asked him to weigh LO. As he was undressing him, little boy pooped all over the dude - three times!! I was shaking, trying to keep from laughing. I kept apologizing and the nurse just stayed silent... And that, LO, is your first lesson in instant karma!
I got chocolate donut allllllll over my underboob on my orange shirt this morning and had no clue for at least an hour.
Leather car cleaning wipes aren't an effective stain remover. Good "practice" for getting random crap on my clothes and dealing with brown stains? Probably! lol
when my labor started, I jumped in the bathtub and scrubbed really well and shaved. when we got to the hospital, DH looked horrified and said, "what happened to your legs?! they're bleeding everywhere!"
oops. yeah. several cuts and nicks. I highly recommend not wielding a razor and thinking you can just shave between contractions!! lol!!!
I need this mug for the morning....... 3 am.... We meet again you whore!!!!
I feel like the closer we get, the dirtier your mouth gets and I love it. I'm trying so hard to cut back on my cussing, but it's not going well. Glad I'm not the only one with a potty mouth.
I feel like the closer we get, the dirtier your mouth gets and I love it. I'm trying so hard to cut back on my cussing, but it's not going well. Glad I'm not the only one with a potty mouth.
I swear cussing is seriously a second language in the military, male or female...so you guys are NOT alone with the potty mouth! I'm really going to have to work on it! [-X
Oh my gosh you guys. My language is so terrible. I feel like it's gotten worse not being at work all this time..... I never have to reign it in. DH tells me to cut it out ! I really do need to stop!!!! but when your in pain........ And frustrated it is hard.
Re: Need a laugh second edition
And that, LO, is your first lesson in instant karma!
Leather car cleaning wipes aren't an effective stain remover. Good "practice" for getting random crap on my clothes and dealing with brown stains? Probably! lol
WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS???
This was from our cruise 17 weeks ago lol.
ETA wrong smiley
Maybe it's a possum? Or another roadkill animal?
oops. yeah. several cuts and nicks. I highly recommend not wielding a razor and thinking you can just shave between contractions!! lol!!!
3 am.... We meet again you whore!!!!
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Also, for those of you with fur babies, not sure if you've seen these before but they're hilarious! (If dogs could text)
https://www.boredpanda.com/texts-from-dogs/
I wouldn't say "a wine" but I need wine.
Did it yesterday........ Felt sorta like an awkward death.......