You know you have a newborn when...

blitzy23

let's hear it, ladies!

italianbella213

You're walking around the house for half an hour with a binky in your mouth or on your finger before you realize it's there!

PutMeintheZoo

Baby's asleep!  =  Run! Take a shower, eat, throw in laundry, etc. etc. etc. before she wakes up again. :-P

Pumpkineyez

You can never manage to drink a cup of tea while it's still hot. Usually it's just tantalisingly out of reach as she embarks on an epic feed!

duynguyen51

When you do anything for a whole night uninterrupted sleep!!!

ali0608

When you are bumping from your phone one handed...

ChrissyluvsPuppies

When you are either feeding or pumping.

TBsquared

When your boob is hanging out and you don't notice nor does your husband find it at all sexual

SmrBrd2012

TBsquared said:

When your boob is hanging out and you don't notice nor does your husband find it at all sexual

Unfortunately my husband still tries to cop a feel while I'm trying to nurse. Like, really? Can't tell ya how NOT sexy I feel while feeding our son, lol.

mars8k

When you master the art of silent sneezing, it feels like my brain would explode but worth it keepingbaby asleep for a few more minutes! Lol

marms1987

When you force yourself to pee while baby is asleep because you are too paranoid to go to the restroom when he is awake!

stephv18

When she is done eating a 4oz bottle, starts napping and then 30 mins later wakes up wanting more food!!

TBsquared

SmrBrd2012 said:

TBsquared said:

When your boob is hanging out and you don't notice nor does your husband find it at all sexual

Unfortunately my husband still tries to cop a feel while I'm trying to nurse. Like, really? Can't tell ya how NOT sexy I feel while feeding our son, lol.

Ooooh hell no! Hahaha

khaleesi123

When you finally go to take a shower and find a random pacifier in your bra :-/

cassietegtmeier

When you sleep with a boppy instead of a regular pillow.

ewiley63

When you haven't brushed your hair in 2 weeks and you're lucky to brush your teeth once a day. I'm totally rocking the messy high bun 24/7

mamajama3

-When you consider feeding and showering yourself a monumental accomplishment
-When your phone is set to silent at all times and you get irritated when a friend or family member texts or calls you (how could they possibly not know that you were sleeping when the baby finally decided to take a nap at 10am, 2pm or 5pm?!)
-When you consider going to the bathroom when you actually have to go a luxury
-When putting something other than yoga pants on, throwing your hair in a quick, messy bun and applying just a small swipe of lipstick feels like you're seriously dressing up for the day
-When your partner volunteering watching the baby for you while you use the bathroom/shower/eat/hit the gym/go to the store is sexier to you than Channing Tatum (well, almost...)
-When leaving the house and successfully running any type of errand with baby makes you feel like you won an Olympic gold medal and the lottery all at once
-When, even after having copious quantities of throw up and/any other type of baby bodily fluid on you, you are so happy to get a chance to nap that you don't care about washing it off or changing clothes before you pass out
-When anyone sneezes (or when anyone even remotely looks like a germ carrier) within 20 feet of your child you are compelled to quickly walk far far away or give them the stink eye
-When you live on Google and the Bump to: make sure that you're not alone with what you're going through, see what's wrong with your baby whenever something freaks you out (which is like 3 times a day), and desperately look to find an article/testimonial/etc. that babies begin to sleep through the night at whatever week comes after the one your baby is currently in (even though you know you won't find anything)
-When you learn to sleep at any time, in any place, for any amount of time allotted to you

Brieb33

When you find a dirty diaper in your purse, yep, ever thought that would happen.

Jerseymommy11

mnmarcy said:

-When you consider feeding and showering yourself a monumental accomplishment
-When your phone is set to silent at all times and you get irritated when a friend or family member texts or calls you (how could they possibly not know that you were sleeping when the baby finally decided to take a nap at 10am, 2pm or 5pm?!)
-When you consider going to the bathroom when you actually have to go a luxury
-When putting something other than yoga pants on, throwing your hair in a quick, messy bun and applying just a small swipe of lipstick on feels like you're seriously dressing up for the day
-When your partner volunteering watching the baby for you while you use the bathroom/shower/eat/hit the gym/go to the store is sexier to you than Channing Tatum (well, almost...)
-When leaving the house and successfully running any type of errand with baby makes you feel like you won an Olympic gold medal and the lottery all at once
-When, even after having copious quantities of throw up and/any other type of baby bodily fluid on you, you are so happy to get a chance to nap that you don't care about washing it off or changing clothes before you pass out
-When anyone sneezing (or who even remotely looks like a germ carrier) comes within 20 feet of your child and you immediately walk far far away or give them the stink eye to keep away
-When you live on Google and the Bump to: make sure that you're not alone with what you're going through, see what's wrong with your baby whenever something freaks you out (which is like 3 times a day), and desperately look to find an article/testimonial/etc. that babies begin to sleep through the night at whatever week comes after the one your baby is currently in (even though you know you won't find anything)
-When you learn to sleep at any time, in any place, for any amount of time allotted to you

Hysterical and so on point!

kllycrmr

When your nursing tank is full of milk stains and you just throw another tank over it and feel appropriate for the public eye.

seamama525

When your LO may as well be attached to your boob.

marlo107

When you are so sleep deprived you try to burp the cat

mrscimino914

Mastering doing everything with one hand!!

Never eating your food when it's hot

Always having a boob out

Waking up with huge puddles of milk and just going back to sleep bc you need to sleep

Showering or peeing is like a vacation

You start to not even smell/gag at your LOs poop!!!!

mrswynn2014

Never eating hot food!
Having a messy house!
Getting excited for a poopy diaper (after LO hasn't went for a while)

Brieb33

You haven't actually looked into a mirror in weeks and realize you have two hairs growing on your lip and your eyebrows look like Chewbacca. Omg who is that!?

MrsElizabethPlano

When you start lactating at baby cries or cats cries whilst out and about...

lully25

When you jump out of the bed after hearing choking sounds from the basket that your son sleeps in at 4 am and then you remember you had a c section three days ago and you feel ouuuchhh lots of pain that you cant lay back in bed again (

mandapanda806

When you find yourself bouncing or rocking and you don't have your LO in your arms.

mrscimino914

mandapanda806 said:

When you find yourself bouncing or rocking and you don't have your LO in your arms.

That is totally me!!!!!

justkeeptrying

When you wipe the spots of pee off of your shirt and go back to bed without changing.

caseheela

You find yourself making a song out of everything. 'Addie made a poo poo. Addie made a poo poo'

LadyBlood

When you do at least 1 load of laundry every day, yet still have a growing pike of clothes on the bedroom floor (we seem to have forgotten to do our own laundry for a week, every load was just baby stuff)

ilse03

when you have to do laundry like every 3 days cause your son pees all over .