Would you rather........

klkonwi

1) go skydiving night 2 postpartum
Or be forced to ride a motorcycle home from the hospital while wearing buttless (yes I used the nice term) leather chaps.....

2) would you rather be pregnant and in the walking dead zombie apocolypse scenario or be pregnant in a short but very real horror film scenario......

3) would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or be able to speak/talk to animals?

4) would you rather have your MIL deliver you or your BIL ?

5) would you rather be pregnant for 5 years straight or have a non stop horrible period with cramps the whole nine yards for 5 years?

lovethatcolosun

These all suck a$$ (except number 3)! Lol

1) sky diving. Could you imagine the skin flapping though. Oh dear god!
2) I'd have to choose the short horror film escapade. That would be terrifying though. I'd probably end up in the fetal position pretending to be dead.
3) talk to animals for sure. I've always wanted that super power.
4) MIL for sure. She a repeater though, so I'd probably end up telling her to shut the F up far too many times. It would most likely scar our relationship for a while.
5) I'd choose the period cramps. At least then I could smoke some pot to try and numb the pain! B-)

LaurenAnn0405

1. Skydiving only because Its something I'd like to try someday 2. The horror film scenario but I have the unfortunate feeling that I'd die early on in either scenario... 3. Talk to animals for sure I always wonder what they're thinking about! 4. I guess I'd have to go with MIL because BIL can't even be in the same room with a wet diaper he's such a baby so he wouldn't be able to do anything 5. Pregnant for 5 years- I'd get a baby out of it and honestly my pregnancy hasn't been too bad for me symptom wise although I'm sure i would be over it after 5 years! Good job @klkonwi these were tough!

JunB25

1) skydiving. Could wear depends while jumping, right?
2) horror film. It would end sooner and I'm confident I wouldn't run upstairs or do anything stupid. And I have a shotgun.
3) talk to animals. I would much rather be able to talk to all the animals in the world than people.
4) MIL. She's already seen me bear it all, bear down, and push out her grand daughter. I'm not shy.
5) this is so tricky. .. know I'd have to wait 5 yrs to try to have another baby or wait 5 yrs to have a baby while being pregnant.... I'm gonna say 5 yrs of period because at least I could take Ibuprofen and eat tons of chocolate.

JunB25

@klkonwi are you gonna wait until later on to answer yours? Thanks for the fun post

amabarne

@klkonwi
What the......lol
Those are pretty intense!
1. Motorcycle. I'm sure the breeze would feel good
2. Horror Film. I'm with @JunB25 I always have my gun with me (I have my CHL) or a shotgun in the house.
3. Animals for sure! They are so much better than people in general!!!
4. MIL. She's okay I guess.
5. Pregnant. I think. Do we get to choose how far along we are. If so, then definitely preggers.

HayesRN13

1- I ride and used to race dirt bikes so this sounds like no biggie.. Would be a nice breeze

2-horror film scenario.. Bring it scary chainsaw man..I could take him

3-animals for sure..

4-MIL? (Maybe I'd poop on her lol)

5- period for sure, at least I would be physically able again

Westypet

This is TERRIFYING!!!!!

What fresh nightmares cause you to think such things? Gah!

1.) Motorcycle- drive slowly?
2.) Horror Film- I have huge boobs and will die quickly, so the terror or pain wouldn't last very long.
3.) Animals! That would be so fun. :-)
4.) MIL- She'd probably be really sweet to me.
5.) Period-- this pregnancy has been the hardest thing I've ever gone through. Woe is me!

seesea

klkonwi said:

1) go skydiving night 2 postpartum Or be forced to ride a motorcycle home from the hospital while wearing buttless (yes I used the nice term) leather chaps..... 2) would you rather be pregnant and in the walking dead zombie apocolypse scenario or be pregnant in a short but very real horror film scenario...... 3) would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or be able to speak/talk to animals? 4) would you rather have your MIL deliver you or your BIL ? 5) would you rather be pregnant for 5 years straight or have a non stop horrible period with cramps the whole nine yards for 5 years?

1. Motorcycle. For some reason it seems more comfortable than skydiving post csection.

2. Walking Dead scenario if I could be part of Rick's crew. I cannot do horror films.

3. Speak any language fluently. I'd love to travel so that would be a good skill to have.

4. MIL. My BIL's would be useless in that scenario.

5. I'm with @amabarne. If I could choose how far along I'd be then pregnant for sure. Like that part during the 2nd trimester when the 1st trimester crappy feelings go away. 

So I know this is probably a REALLY dumb question but when you say horrible period with cramps for 5 years, do you mean everyday for 5 years or regular monthly periods for 5 years? If it's monthly then I may go with that and smoke a j with @lovethatcolosun. 

:-bd Sorry I just had to ask.

virginiaunicorn11

1. Tough call... Motorcycle because hospital is 5 mins away. But weighing that risk of infection...

2. I'd take @JunB25 's shotgun and put myself out of my misery. I'm a huge wimp, and can't even watch Gremlins. These are worst nightmare scenarios, and I can't even...

3. People languages.

4. Tough call. BIL rises to occasions and I see him way less often than MIL, so less pressure on that relationship... So BIL.

5. Pregnant for 5 years. Unless it's week 39. But weeks 1-38, I could do. (Hasn't it already been 5 years?!)

KaLikeAWind

What a dark turn your mind has taken @klkonwi

1) even tho the hospital is 5 min away I'll take skydiving. Just cause. I'd probably faint anyway (I did bungee jumping) but since it would be my first jump it would be tandem so I'm not responsible for pulling the cord.

2) the movie. I love horror movies, so I'm pretty savvy. I think I would have a good chance of getting out alive of a movie scenario. In the walking dead I'd be overwhelmed by sheer numbers, cause let's admit it, I can't move very fast. Death that route, for sure

3) animals! What a gift that would be to have when I am able to go back to work at a vets office! Also, just to be able to know what my own kittehs need or want to make their lives even MORE awesome

4) I would rather die a gruesome, torturous death (a la 'Martyrs') in the above horror movie than either of these options. But if that is off the table, I'll take BIL.

5) even if its 5 years of a period every day I'll take that. I'll just smoke a blunt with @lovethatcolosun and take some motrin.

JunB25

@amabarne Lucky! It's near impossible to get a CCW here Taser will have to do for the purse.

JunB25

@virginiaunicorn11 noooo!!! I'd let ya hide out watching netflix and be on guard.

rsalata2015

1. Motorcycle. Asscheeks in the wind can't be that bad.
2. Zombies! I'll probably die real fast for I cannot run.
3. Animals. I love them!
4. Mil even though she would drive me nuts
5. Pregnant. I hate periods and I never want one again.

starrysmile18

1. Motorcycle- I'm horribly afraid of heights.

2. Zombies. Both suck , so I don't really care which one I have to suffer through.

3. Animals. Way cool.

4. BIL- He's a nurse and would know WAY more than MIL would....

5. Pregnant.

Mommaswizz

LMAO these are too funny

1) skydiving - My brother would be really excited as he has over 100+ jumps and has been nagging me to jump with him for years

2) Probably horror movie - My DH and I always have little fights cause i say i would just kill myself if i was in the walking dead. He gets mad i wouldnt want to tough it out. If all my loved ones are gone, i'm sorry but i'd rather not deal with zombies + the post apocalyptic world without them

3) ANIMALS!! i really think my puppy tries to tell me stuff and i wish i knew what she was saying lol

4) I have the world's most ridiculous BILs so while they would both be hilarious, i don't think i could trust them so i'll go with MIL. Though I'm excited to mention this one to DH, he'd probably laugh his head off picturing his brothers delivering our baby.

5) Period... I'd be in the cipher with the other moms.. puff puff pass. PLUS i could get drunk. As my DH's 93yr old off the boat italian nonna says "Whenever i'm in pain, I just get drunk"

klkonwi

1) motorcycle ride..... the ppl driving beside/behind us looking at my sweet ass ASS/Love handle stretch marks are going to be so thrilled.

2) the walking dead because it fascinates me. .... Although giving birth without an epidural when a zombie could walk in at any minute would SUCK.

3) animals

4) MIL because she had awful labors, 12, 24, and 36 hrs without epidurals. If anyone would understand it's her.

5) period for SURE.
I would drink all the wine. I wouldn't care because Id be constantly bloated anyways!!!!!!

klkonwi

I do have a dark mind. Because I actually did come up with these on my own ....... I was just so bored with labor threads! Lol
I also am finding it fascinating that most everyone chose the horror film........ Crazy.

KaLikeAWind

If I were not pregnant I would choose the walking dead. In my usual self I think I could survive a zombie apocalypse, but I just don't think I could survive at this very moment.

virginiaunicorn11

I forgot about drinking and smoking, wtf! Changing to period. (I just can't fathom not being pregnant. Seriously, can.not.remember.normal.)

Also, changing my languages answer. If I could talk to animals, I'd be bigger than the Dog Whisperer and make bank, for a good cause. Score!

KarasTwin

klkonwi said:

1) go skydiving night 2 postpartum Or be forced to ride a motorcycle home from the hospital while wearing buttless (yes I used the nice term) leather chaps..... 2) would you rather be pregnant and in the walking dead zombie apocolypse scenario or be pregnant in a short but very real horror film scenario...... 3) would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or be able to speak/talk to animals? 4) would you rather have your MIL deliver you or your BIL ? 5) would you rather be pregnant for 5 years straight or have a non stop horrible period with cramps the whole nine yards for 5 years?

1) Motorcycle, we don't live very far from the hospital and that seems much less traumatic than all the straps it seems skydiving requires.  No thanks!

2) Pregnant during Walking Dead because DH thinks zombies are real and in all honesty probably has a zombie appropriate birth plan in place, we have plenty of guns, so he'd take care of me.

3) Animals, I'd feel like a Disney princess

4) Period, I agree with @klkonwi, I'd drink all the wine.

RaiEliJusHell1369

1. skydive because I've never done that.
2. horror film, I'll be the girl hiding in a tree.
3. it'd be cool to communicate in every language, plus I really don't want to know my cat's plot to kill me in my sleep.
4. period. being pregnant for 9 months sucks on its own, I can't imagine 5 years of this crap.

RaiEliJusHell1369

RaiEliJusHell1369 said:

1. skydive because I've never done that.
2. horror film, I'll be the girl hiding in a tree.
3. it'd be cool to communicate in every language, plus I really don't want to know my cat's plot to kill me in my sleep.
4. period. being pregnant for 9 months sucks on its own, I can't imagine 5 years of this crap.

oops I messed up. switched 4 & 5

5. MIL, BIL passed out during birth of his kid, I don't have time for that during mine.

*edited because I can't read

klkonwi

* bump

NEENT10

1.  A$$less chaps.... I sold my motorcycle when I decided to become a mom... seems appropriate.

2. Horror film, I will not go upstairs... I will not lock myself in the bathroom...

3. I would love to be able to talk to animals... I like them better than most people.

4.  BIL... My husband was adopted so who knows... maybe the doc IS my BIL.  

5. Pregnant.... there is a reward at the end of pregnancy. Periods just suck.

mjschenk

1 skydive for sure sounds fun
2 horror film I mean turn on the lights and don't split up and your in a comedy not a horror film
3 I would say languages you know how marketable that skill would be
4 BIL is a doctor so I would easy pick him, plus my mother in law would be difficult to handle during labor to me, most of my family and his I feel like that about though
5 this is hard I agree with the if you can pick how far along you are then pregnant, because I really have been blessed with an easy pregnancy and have never had bad periods and the lack of having one for years would be kinda nice.