June 2015 Moms
klkonwi
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All NEW pregnancy would you rather
klkonwi
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1) would you rather be on TLC show "I didn't know I was pregnant" or "sex sent me to the ER ?"
Both are extremely embarrassing.
2) would you rather be caught having sex by your MIL or your grandmother ?
3) would you rather have the cast of pitch perfect singing directly at you your whole delivery (legs wide open style) or Ryan Seacrest broadcasting the entire delivery in that ridiculous voice of his to you and a radio out to your fam in the waiting room ......
4) would you rather have your MIL stay with you to help with baby for 6 months or your FIL just hanging on your couch and eating up all your snacks for 6 months ? (This question is amazing bcuz it depends on how these ppl are! Excited for funny answers)
Both are extremely embarrassing.
2) would you rather be caught having sex by your MIL or your grandmother ?
3) would you rather have the cast of pitch perfect singing directly at you your whole delivery (legs wide open style) or Ryan Seacrest broadcasting the entire delivery in that ridiculous voice of his to you and a radio out to your fam in the waiting room ......
4) would you rather have your MIL stay with you to help with baby for 6 months or your FIL just hanging on your couch and eating up all your snacks for 6 months ? (This question is amazing bcuz it depends on how these ppl are! Excited for funny answers)
Re: All NEW pregnancy would you rather
Didn't know pregnant
MIL (it's happened long ago )
Ryan.. Although I'd be so irritated
FIL.. I'd make him at least pay his way
2. Grandma. LOL
3. Pitch Perfect. Can I request the songs?
4. MIL
2) MIL is pretty chill... But Grandma is so old she might not even realize what's going on... Final answer: MIL
3) pitch perfect - I'd kill Ryan.
4) omg, neither!!! But going with FIL because he is a great cook and grocery shopper, so the snacks would be amaaaazing
2. Grandma because she would have no clue what she was walking in on and if she did would be way too mortified to ever repeat it... MIL would talk about it forever.
3. Pitch perfect for sure.
4. FIL... MIL would send me over the edge.
1) I'm also going with I didn't know I was pregnant. The few times I have caught that show it seems like half the ladies are AMA, and assume they miss their periods because of menopause. I am AMA (tho I should think I wouldn't have menopause just yet!) so I could always use that as an excuse
2) I WOULD choose Grandma cause just - not MIL, ever. But I can't cause they both have passed. So I am by default stuck with MIL L-)
3) OMG. this is a terrible thing to have to choose. I'll choose Pitch Perfect as long as they are not on a loop (repeating the same songs every hour or two)
4) FIL on the couch eating anything. I love that guy. No MIL anything. She wouldn't make 6 months trying to 'help' me with baby. I'd strangle her first
Edited, my gif didn't work. now it does. No, it doesn't! bah, I give up. Its supposed to be Homer giving Bart the 'why you little!' throttle
2. I have been walked in on by both my MIL and grandma...MIL was funnier, so I'd go with her if it happened again
3. Seacrest. At least he's keeping everyone informed, right?
4. FIL. We love him, and MIL and I clash when we're together too much.
2. MIL (she has a terrible memory and would probably forget immediately)
3. Pitch Perfect (I love those movies and Fat Amy would distract me from the pain)
4. MIL (FIL would definitely do that and I would kill him. She would cook and clean my house and if I ever told her to leave she wouldn't get her feelings hurt)
1. I didn't know I was pregnant.. Though I could never understand what you would attribute fetal movements to., Some type of crazy parasite?! Heinous gas?
2. MIL - we would prob laugh about it after and move on. My grandmothers would be horrified. DH's grandma (who has 9 kids) would be telling any and everyone about it and how beautiful sex is.
3. Seacrest. Actual music would annoy me and it would be nice to not have to worry about keeping everyone else updated.
4. MIL - she is so helpful and was/is great with DS1. And Lord help the person who eats all my snacks! I actually can't picture my FIL couch potatoing like that. He is always a big help to us too. I am seriously blessed to have awesome in-laws
2. MIL - I've mentioned before she insisted on hosting my lingerie shower. At least she would know it was put to good use.
3. Pitch Perfect because Rebel Wilson...
4. FIL eating snacks- poor guy works super hard and never complains. He deserves some time to veg out. Lol.
2) MIL. She walked in on a very intense make out session when DH and I were in high school and just walked out, never brought it up. It was awkward that night, but I think we all got over it quickly. Sex would be more embarrassing but I think she'd handle it the same way. My grandma would probably tell our entire family, she's completely lost her filter.
3) oh geez. I'm going to go with Ryan- but anyone who was in the waiting room would not be allowed to visit baby for a good while! I feel like I'd be entitled to extra bonding time after having our privacy invaded haha
4) MIL 100%. I wouldn't be thrilled, but she and I get along well and thus far she's been nothing but respectful towards my choices. Not true of FIL! The man has an opinion on everything and I think his presence would stress DH out even more than me haha
2. MIL only because it's nearly happened many times anyway, it would be mildly funny, and it might shut her up. For some reason, she seems to think I'm a bit immature as far as keeping her son satisfied. Little does she know, we stay pretty busy when I'm not pregnant, spent about every alone second of the last family vacation naked, and have had sex in some form in every room of her house except the kitchen and her bedroom. I'm usually embarrassed by anyone being close to catching us but I have little to no filter with her since she asked my advice on lingerie for her anniversary trip.
3. Pitch perfect...I love them
4. FIL as long as he stays quiet. He's a health nut, wouldn't eat much, and just wants to hold the baby. As long as he and hubs cant repeatedly say the same thing, I'm good. They have a lot of the same mannerisms and don't know when to quit joking some days. MIL would just make me crazy because she makes a big deal out of cleanliness but will have every plate out in the kitchen before doing anything about it.
2) if I had living grandmas I would 100% pick them, anything would be better than MIL. Although the thought of how horrified she would be is kind of appealing..
3) pitch perfect, why not. Although agree with PP, as long as they're not singing the same song over and over!
4) FIL for sure, love him. And if the pregnancy is any indication of how MIL is going to be once baby comes, definitely don't need her in my house giving unsolicited advice!
2) both DH grandma and mom have ALMOST caught us. When he first moved into his house before we were married they walked in on 2 seperate occasions..... Luckily we heard them both times And we quickly dressed in the bedroom then greeted. But they had to have known.
3) pitch perfect but only if my epidural is in place and working!!! Otherwise kill me.......
4) FIL for sure. My mil isn't bad but I wouldn't be able to let as loose around her.
2. My grandmother was a drinker... I choose her. Maybe she wouldn't remember.
3. Pitch Perfect
4. Can I get a helpful lion instead? A gruzley bear? If I have to choose... FIL.
2. My grandmother. She's hilarious and would probably make jokes, then drop it.
3. This one is tough. Ryan Seacrest. I think the singing would make me crazy.
4. Ugh! I really can't stand either one. I suppose my MIL is more tolerable, so I'd choose her. Although, I would need to be heavily medicated after the first few days.
2. MIL because it's already happened - actually this is how I first met her.... :-SS She showed up at DH's (then boyfriend) house and walked right in and into his room. Then proceeded to ask me for my ID because she swore I was 16...I was actually 25 but she didn't believe me for weeks until I actually showed her my ID. because of this it also took me months to win her over and convince her that I was actually a good girl hahaha. It's an ongoing joke between me and DH now.
3. Ehhhh....I guess pitch perfect cause I'd rather deal with the singing than having my entire family hear everything over the radio....
4. Definitely MIL for this one because she's amazing and would be SUPER helpful. (And make sure DH was keeping up with everything! Haha)
@klkonwi these are to hard!
2) grandmother. If my MIL caught us she would probably launch into how we were doing it wrong.
3) Ryan seacrest, I agree he is annoying but I think it would be so funny to have a radio version of my labor. I can hear it now "is baby boy here yet? Find out after this word from our sponsor McDonalds.. I'm loving it!"
4) neither. I would go to jail for murder.
2. Oh God, idk. Probably my grandma. I'm still getting to know my mother in law and I would just dieeeee!!
3. Ryan Seacrest. I don't mind him and it'd be one person rather than a group of people.
4. MIL helping out for six months. I like her and we get along. I like my FIL too but he once offered to help me with breastfeeding and it made me super uncomfortable.
2. My MIL for SURE - my grandma is a Pastor. haha.
3. Pitch perfect. Love that movie.
4. FIL eating all the snacks, my MIL means well but she's a bit of a loony tune in general so I don't know that I could keep from strangling her if she was trying to help me with the baby for 6 months.
Also @mvargas12 - offered to help you HOW?! ewwwww. haha
2) MIL for sure. I would die of embarrassment if either of my grandmas caught me.
3) Pitch Perfect for sure. Love them!!
4) honestly I would go freaking bonkers with either staying for six months, but the lesser of two evils would be FIL. MIL is a repeater. She will say the same thing over again like four or five times in a slightly different way. It drives me effing insane.