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June 2015 Moms
klkonwi
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Pregnancy would you rather funny edition
klkonwi
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would you rather.....
1) your stuck pushing for 2 hours no matter what in this scenario.
Would you rather have Flo the progressive girl counting your pushes being your nurse or Barney the purple dinosaur ?!
They both have extremely annoying voices ......
2) your married to Tom cruise and he's jumping up and down on the couch aka Oprah show style the whole time your in labor or carrot top the comedian is telling you raunchy jokes the whole labor ?!
3) boobs are the size of Texas with very little milk supply or inverted nipples (hell on nursing) with a milk supply that could feed an army ?
4) be the lady who had a 14 lb baby in the news with a 4th degree tear that causes you uncontrollable bladder/bowel problems for life or be the infamous embarrassing Octomom ? I believe the octomom has 14 children total.
5) be off work for 2 years with your LO OR have no time off and get paid 3 times your salary?
1) your stuck pushing for 2 hours no matter what in this scenario.
Would you rather have Flo the progressive girl counting your pushes being your nurse or Barney the purple dinosaur ?!
They both have extremely annoying voices ......
2) your married to Tom cruise and he's jumping up and down on the couch aka Oprah show style the whole time your in labor or carrot top the comedian is telling you raunchy jokes the whole labor ?!
3) boobs are the size of Texas with very little milk supply or inverted nipples (hell on nursing) with a milk supply that could feed an army ?
4) be the lady who had a 14 lb baby in the news with a 4th degree tear that causes you uncontrollable bladder/bowel problems for life or be the infamous embarrassing Octomom ? I believe the octomom has 14 children total.
5) be off work for 2 years with your LO OR have no time off and get paid 3 times your salary?
Re: Pregnancy would you rather funny edition
2) I think Carrot Top because Tom Cruise irritates me like no other - and, again, I think jokes will calm me down! I've already told DH that it's his job to keep me laughing to distract me from pain!
3) This one's really difficult... for vain reasons, I think I'm going to go with boobs the size of Texas!
4) Absolutely Octomom, no question about it.
5) Again, without any hesitations, off for 2 years with LO. I'm actually hoping to be able to be a SAHM with her until she's in school full time, so that would be 5-6 years off!
1) I'm gonna go with Barney... at least then if i throw punches the poor guy has some padding. Plus it might be kinda funny
2) oh god, i cannot stand carrot top so i'm going with Tom Cruise
3) damn... i hate this one cause giant boobs area pain too (i started as a DD and I have no clue what they are now). I guess I'll go with the big boobs because I can always, GASP, go with formula. I can only imagine the struggle with a ton of milk and inverted nips
4) wahhh i guess i'll go with the giant 14 lb baby. As horrible as a 4th degree tear would be, i'd assume that your body could heal quicker from that than from having 8 humans growing in you at once.
5) another tough one... despite that it's looking like i might be a SAHM after this pregnancy, i think i'd say 3x salary (i'd make DH stay home lol) and rake in the dough lol
These were seriously gut wrenching choices today. Bravo @klkonwi !
1) I'm going to go with Flo the progressive girl, Barney haunted my nightmares when I was a kid.
2) Tom Cruise, at least our babies would be cute!
3) boobs are the size of Texas with very little milk supply - simply for the look of it.
4) Octomom, without hesitation.
5) get paid 3 times your salary, this way DH can stay home with LO like he's always wanted to. He's the better cook anyway!
2) Tom cruise but I find him and carrot top equally annoying
3) inverted nipples because hopefully a nipple shield would work? I have giant boobs and I hate them!
4) Octomom
5) 3x my salary because 2 years off I wouldn't even have any nursing skills left.
1) Barney, I guess. Flo might not bother me AS much, but she also wouldn't give me a cupcake with sprinkles. "Sprinkles are for winners, Mel". And, I would probably want to punch either of them, and like PP said, barney has more padding. Also, it would probably be *much* more satisfying to punch him.
2) I find both if these men equally annoying for varying reasons. But I'll take Carrot top. There is no way in hell I'd marry Tom Cruise
3) Inverted nipples cause yeah, hopefully a nipple shield would help. Or I could always EP. I miss my 'just a handful' boobs
4) I guess the 14# baby. I don't want 8 kids, much less have them all be newborns at once. And I'd just deal with my bladder / bowel issues until medicine advances enough to remake my vagina
5) 2 years off. My salary right now is shit. 3 times my salary would still be shit. If it were 3x my NYC salary and we still lived here, then I'd take that. But I don't think this question works that way.
1. Barney... Because Flo drives me crazy and DS would love hearing that a dinosaur delivered his sister.
2. Tom Cruise I guess ... At least I could make some money off the divorce
3. I think big boobs because formula is not evil
4. Octomom
5. 2 years off for sure
1. Flo, but only because getting a Barney song stuck in my head would be awful.
2. Can I just punch them both?
3. Boobs the size of Texas. Too much milk and inverted nipples sounds like its own special hell.
4. 14lb baby. I have good insurance that should cover all necessary surgery to repair the damage. I can't imagine that many kids.
5. 3x the salary. 2 years off means my professional license is worthless.
2. Don't like either one but guess I'd go with Tom Cruise because he's the better looking of the two
3. Texas boobs-my milk supply dried up on its own at 6 months with DD and she did fine on formula after that
4. Octomom- I remember how it hurt after my first birth and don't want any more complications like that especially ones that could be permanent!
5. 2 years off- I'd love to be a SAHM but that's not financially possible now so I'd love the time at home with my babes!
2) carrot top telling me jokes. I couldn't stand if my husband (no matter how good looking) was bouncing up and down on a couch the whole time, I'd start throwing things at him.
3) I've always had small boobs and I longed for the day as a young girl that they would grow, so in this case I'd say the Texas boobs.
4) I don't know if my 4'11 self could manage to even produce or push out a 14 pound baby. So I guess octomom
5) have two years off with baby. But I'd probably try to find some kind of SAHM work to do in the meantime to still make some money.
2. Tom Cruise and hope he falls
3. Big boobs....wouldn't be the end of the world to have to formula feed
4. 14 pounder, there has to be some kind of surgery to correct that mess
5. 2 years off with LO
2. Tom Cruise. I hate Carrot Top.
3. Big Boobs.
4. 14 pounder
5. 2 years off with LO.
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