whelp.. this is embarrassing

erin52288

I can cross off "wetting the bed," for my first pregnancy. Dammit

erin52288

Any other ladies have embarrassing stories?? I could really use some laughs!

sassysister18

You poor thing!! This is terrible but with my son I didn't make it to the bathroom one time!! Just came and couldn't do a thing about it!! Was shopping at the time so he to buy new undies! LOL

313Meg

Ha! Oh man!! You will end up peeing a lot of pants soon enough! lol.
I still have issues with working out bc I feel like im going to pee myself.

LauraSmarterSpam

I did it while pregnant with DS. I couldn't get up in time since I started getting Charlie horses when waking up. I flexed my feet to uncramp my legs while unsuccessfully trying to hold my urine in for all of 10 seconds. Did not work very well. DH had to practically carry me to the restroom. O_o
Thankfully it only happened that one time, but snissing was a regular occurrence, and panty liners were my best friend later on. Even with kegels, it happened quite often later on.

Edited because autocorrect.

groovylocks

Me and a really cute guy at work were alone in a room. I farted and blamed him. 

koala1107

Not pee related but I did have a quick onset of nausea at the grocery store, puked right in the middle of an aisle. Not proud to say that I looked around to see if anyone saw, panicked and walked away pretending it wasn't me
Clean up aisle 6. So yeah I hear you for embarrassing lol

Bobbiel06

Ok I was overdue with my son and miserable so read all the old wives tales and decided to take some castrol oil then go walk around Walmart! BAD BAD BAD idea I pooped all over myself and had to walk all the way to the bathroom and every time I walked I pooped more! The only saving grace is I was wearing a very long summer dress so most didn't notice. I was there with my mom who thought my water had broke so she busted into the bathroom asking if I needed an ambulance but I needed new clothes and undies!

TheThornBird

Bobbiel06 said:

Ok I was overdue with my son and miserable so read all the old wives tales and decided to take some castrol oil then go walk around Walmart! BAD BAD BAD idea I pooped all over myself and had to walk all the way to the bathroom and every time I walked I pooped more! The only saving grace is I was wearing a very long summer dress so most didn't notice. I was there with my mom who thought my water had broke so she busted into the bathroom asking if I needed an ambulance but I needed new clothes and undies!

You win.

Marchmellow2

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@TheThornBird I bet you could relate this! Poor thing!



@BobbieI06 sorry this was meant for you not Thornbird lol

ryansgirl329

I've peed on myself while throwing up if that helps!

CMDD

ryansgirl329 said:

I've peed on myself while throwing up if that helps!

omg this morning i was so close to doing this.

daylynj

ryansgirl329 said:

I've peed on myself while throwing up if that helps!

I've done this...more times than I'd like to admit.  DH finds it funny. 

colsen4

I threw up on myself when I was getting my blood drawn. So far that is it. Knowing my luck other things will happen.

BriannaCaitlin

When I was pregnant with my twins, my boyfriend and I were in Kroger and I knew I had to throw up but I was trying so hard not to. By the time I realized it was going to happen and I needed to get a trash can or get to the bathroom, I was so dizzy I couldn't move. He ran to get a trash can from one of the check lanes and when he brought it back to me, I was puking and peeing my pants at the same time. Absolutely humiliating.

mfarglio

Ok so not me and she would totally kill me for repeating this but my sis and I were driving around looking for a store that was open on Christmas day before I knew she was pregnant and she kept saying she didn't feel good but I had just gotten in a really bad car accident right before and was scared so I made her drive...anyways we got on the express way and she just starts puking all over herself and I grabbed the wheel from her from the passenger side just laughing my ass off at her. Well we got pulled over for swerving and the cop made her take a breathalyzer and after she passed he made me promise I would drive home. I felts SO bad for her and definitely one of my favorite stories to tell. She told us she was pregnant that night. I still laugh thinking about it.

mtownhespes

Aaaaaaaaand now I'm terrified.

GodIsFaithful93

I'm dying laughing over here.
Pee on myself all too frequently.

bbrady1031

Hubby and I decided to stay in and order from this amazing seafood place, well needless to say 10minutes after eating it didn't sit well and I projectile vomited and peed all over the bathroom. I was so embarrassed and hubby thought it was hilarious!!!! I can laugh now but that night I cried for over an hour lol

kleshelle

Omgomggomg I'm absolutely LOVING this thread ladies! I wish I had a funny embarrassing story to add... Other than my ONE time throwing up w ms I had diarrhea cramps w it... Luckily I just knew better to not have my butt to the toilet instead of my face.. Had I not done that... I would've ended up crapping myself. Thankfully I was home alone, I was almost in tears bc the cramps were so bad.... I'll never eat crazy bread from little Caesars again!

Chelsileonard

I was at work last week, luckily alone, when I sneezed so hard I peed my pants a little.

syrichard

I've always had a tiny bladder, so I knew with my first pregnancy I would have problems with peeing myself. My office was a 45min-1hour drive from home depending on traffic. I would pee before leaving the office everyday but on several occasions by the time I got home I had to go so bad that as soon as I stepped out of my truck I peed in the driveway. The issue only got slightly better after having my son. I still pee everytime I cough sneeze or laugh to hard. I'm sure that baby #2 is going to ruin me!!

dp1320

Ever since having DS...everytime I sneeze, I pee a little (sometimes a lot).

hsdhenry17

My SIL peed herself multiple times in each pregnancy, she's always warned me to take kegels seriously. Her and her hubby just took their 4 and 5 year olds to disneyworld, and she told me she peed her pants in line for the bathroom... That's unfortunate.

ammnam14

I was so upset the other day I went and watched pitch perfect 2 by myself. I gorged on candy, lemonade, popcorn, and pickles..needless to say diarrhea hit in full force and I missed the ending. THE ENDING. I was so disappointed and cried all the way home. Haha )

sarah59jepsen

erin52288 said:

I can cross off "wetting the bed," for my first pregnancy. Dammit

Haha, love this!  I haven't wet the bed yet, but my husband is waiting for the day.  I am an extremely heavy sleeper, and on my 21st birthday I wet the bed with him in it after partying all night,  so needless to say if it happens during this pregnancy at least it won't be the first time I wet the bed next to my husband.  

Don't feel so bad, its better to laugh at yourself.  

dubjl84

A couple of weeks ago was feeling nauseous and was in the kitchen, puked in the kitchen sink and peed my pants at the same time. Really made my day but at least the hubby and I could laugh about it.

KTinCarolina

Ohhh can I play? Last pregnancy, I was just as constipated as this time. My doctor suggested that I do a system reboot...The reboot consists of HUGE amounts of fiber pills, and if that doesn't work, you add in a half a cup of Milk of Magnesia , stool softeners and prunes. I was in SO much pain. I called the doctor and they asked me to come in and check my cervix and make sure it was closed because I was actually bursting blood vessels in my vagina from all the pushing. I get there, and get undressed. The doctor comes in and tells me the put my legs in the stirrups. She leans in to do the "exam", and I let out the nastiest, wettest fart I could ever produce. It was like I could not stop it, and the more I tried the worse it pushed out. I was horrified! But to be honest, I felt sooooo much better and the cramping went away almost immediately. This incident is why I chose a whole new OB this pregnancy, HAHA!

MrsSmith52614

I was driving home one day from out in the country and had a 10 mile road of nothing in front of me, after being super constipated for days and taking some stool softeners, a lot of fiber, a pro-biotic and drinking prune juice and it hit me. the only place I could stop was in a church parking lot........ I hung my butt out of the side of the car and let it go! I'm still not sure if I was seen. there were a few cars parked in the tiny tiny church.

cristinapage72

KTinCarolina said:

Ohhh can I play? Last pregnancy, I was just as constipated as this time. My doctor suggested that I do a system reboot...The reboot consists of HUGE amounts of fiber pills, and if that doesn't work, you add in a half a cup of Milk of Magnesia , stool softeners and prunes. I was in SO much pain. I called the doctor and they asked me to come in and check my cervix and make sure it was closed because I was actually bursting blood vessels in my vagina from all the pushing. I get there, and get undressed. The doctor comes in and tells me the put my legs in the stirrups. She leans in to do the "exam", and I let out the nastiest, wettest fart I could ever produce. It was like I could not stop it, and the more I tried the worse it pushed out. I was horrified! But to be honest, I felt sooooo much better and the cramping went away almost immediately. This incident is why I chose a whole new OB this pregnancy, HAHA!

This made me laugh sooooo hard....That I peed myself. Son of a buck

gracefulruby33

This isn't bodily function related, but pregnancy brain is REAL, friends! I went to the grocery store when I was pregnant with DD. Came back out and loaded the car up 45 minutes later. I noticed the sound of a running car and stated to my husband, "someone forgot to turn off their car..." I got in and realized it was our car. Whoops. I had left it running the entire time I was in the store.

gracefulruby33

Yep. You poor ladies with the puking and the sh*tting! Oh man...

nmonty15

gracefulruby33 said:

This isn't bodily function related, but pregnancy brain is REAL, friends! I went to the grocery store when I was pregnant with DD. Came back out and loaded the car up 45 minutes later. I noticed the sound of a running car and stated to my husband, "someone forgot to turn off their car..." I got in and realized it was our car. Whoops. I had left it running the entire time I was in the store.

Yes!!! I'm having big time problems too. With "pregnancy brain". Sometimes lately I swear I need to go check myself in somewhere.

rynney

And while laughing I've just managed to pee myself on the couch. And the cat. I think karma and I are even...for now...

gracefulruby33

nmonty15 said:

gracefulruby33 said:

This isn't bodily function related, but pregnancy brain is REAL, friends! I went to the grocery store when I was pregnant with DD. Came back out and loaded the car up 45 minutes later. I noticed the sound of a running car and stated to my husband, "someone forgot to turn off their car..." I got in and realized it was our car. Whoops. I had left it running the entire time I was in the store.

Yes!!! I'm having big time problems too. With "pregnancy brain". Sometimes lately I swear I need to go check myself in somewhere.

I wish I could tell you it goes away. It just turns into "mom brain" instead. 

BroBro12

Yeah it doesn't go away. Every time I sneeze, I have to hold myself or cross my legs. It's horrible. I have a 3 year old and I have a feeling after this one, it's only going to get worse.

BethP321

This is the best thread ever.