Other languages have these cool words like backpfeifengesicht which is German for face badly in need of a fist; or bakku-shan which is Japanese for a girl who looks pretty but only from behind. I think we can compete with some new additions to English.
I propose slingolaundrophobia, which means anxiety resulting from the baby carrier being washed.
Got any you'd like to see added?
Re: Proposal for new word
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Juvexcitatoridistression: a child's appearance of excitement that you know is not going to end well
Universallactosoilurimystique: the mystery of how everything gets covered in milk