Flame Free Friday Confessions!

Dreamingmommy4

So since this is new here's how this goes. Confess to us your dirtiest little secrets and we can't judge or attack you for them. This is meant to be fun and silly so have at it ladies!

Dreamingmommy4

Mine is that I like that pregnancy gives me lots of excuses to take it easy and sit down and relax. I use it and the kids having a hard day as an excuse to sit on the floor and play with them all day rather than do chores around the house. ">

tate62610

All I want to do is smoke a cigarette and have margaritas. Being pregnant sometimes makes me wish I wasn't pregnant so I could drink tequila from all this pregnancy stress lol

ljburrelli

I ate a delicious deli sandwich for lunch yesterday!!

kmama37

I've decided to quit my job come baby and I haven't told my boyfriend.

eheba

making a salami and provolone sandwich right now... And I just woke up 20 minutes ago

rue:D

All I want to do right now is chug a few bottles of wine!!

ajarney

I love that I can use pregnancy brain as an excuse for all my forgetfulness now. Was walking around the house in flip flops and forgot to put on work shoes before leaving!  

babymazzei

Two nights ago, my boyfriend was out watching a hockey game with his friends and I was on our laptop looking up Pinterest things. I went into my internet history to try and track down something I had bookmarked only to find that the internet history was cleared.... My boyfriend is seriously the most standup guy and I know in my heart that he would never do anything to hurt me. However, my hormones have turned me into a psychotic terd and I freakeddd out at him as soon as he came home asking his if he was cheating one me, etc. He laughed saying "babe, I'm so sorry but I can't tell you why I did it." I was livid.

I got a phone call from my nail salon today telling me I have an appt tomorrow... I just went last week and I wasn't the one that booked it... I hinted to him months ago that I want my nails perfect for whenever we get engaged.... I think I'm about to be proposed to and I'm so humiliated for freaking out on him for most likely hiding his history of looking at rings.... He doesn't know that I (think) I know what's going on. 

Well here goes. Lets see if I'm back on here next week with a ring on my hand... EEEEP. 

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naka92

@babymazzei Oh my gosh how exciting!! Theres no shame in freaking out though, youre a very hormonal lady, youre pregnant! Dont be ashamed one bit, its very easy to jump to conclusions with hormones raging Hint at him to just use incognito mode next time he goes ring shopping, he wont have to freak you out by deleting history that way

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Heres an unusual confession: I still play pokemon games, daily. I get judged for this so darn much! Its just something I really enjoy doing, and honestly, I see no harm in it. 

gabrielafrnqyepez

I hate that I told my family about being pregnant they are pushy annoying and they don't get to leave me the hell alone!!!!!

aah1013

I let my daughter pick her nose. I usually ask her if she wants a tissue, but I don't shame her for doing it. If we're in public, I'm a little more quick to stop her, but at home I really don't care much.

KLopez33

@aah1013 sometimes there is just a boog in there you really need to get

aah1013

@KLopez33, that's what I figure! I think most people feel better with a clear nose.

Krysta6

I made brownies two days ago and I have probably eaten 2/3 of the pan! I just can't stop I want to eat all the things!!

justyh

I told my parents my child can not come over because my niece is a brat and they let her run wild and do whatever she wants. (She is 5 and screams at adults, tells them no when they ask her to do something or not do something, she cries every time someone says no or she doesn't get her way, she hits, she cusses, & so much more) I feel bad because I think I hurt my moms feelings by saying my child won't come over often but I don't want to apologize because I've noticed they have been disciplining her since I said that.

millereliz13

I am totally not enjoying any part of being pregnant. With Gestational Diabetes all I want is a giant ice cream sundae and a shot of vodka. We worked so hard to get pregnant that now I feel guilty that I'm not liking it at all. I'm counting down the days till I'm done

danixbanani24

I can't stop eating french fries.  I have to stop.  Good news is I haven't gained from my last appt! lol

rylee murray

I need to have my daughter potty trained by September for preschool, and it will be nice only having 1 kid in diapers at a time. I have been super lazy about it and not really trying to get her out of diapers like I should be.

millette2015

I let my husband think that I can't do *anything* physical because I'm pregnant. He freaked out when I vacuumed, wouldn't let me carry in the groceries.... So I'm just going with it for now. Although what does he think I do when I go to the gym? Just sit on the machines?

millette2015

Also, I ate an entire box of Kraft dinner yesterday. Not for the first time since being pregnant. I'll be lucky if the baby isnt neon orange when it's born.

naka92

millette2015 said:

I let my husband think that I can't do *anything* physical because I'm pregnant. He freaked out when I vacuumed, wouldn't let me carry in the groceries.... So I'm just going with it for now. Although what does he think I do when I go to the gym? Just sit on the machines?

This is sooooo relatable. Its the same over here. I probably should tell him that since ive not had any more bleeding that I can help out more again, but honestly? I kind of like it this way. Im normally the one doing everything around the house. Its nice to have some help for once!

leileinowell

I told my husband I couldn't have sex until the doctor clears me. I just don't want sex right now.

Birdee212

When I've been too tired or sick to get up, I lay down some pee pads for the dog and pray that he has good aim. Ah, apartment life!

sar_bear

I still sleep with a stuffed animal...my husband doesn't mind and thinks it's endearing, but I think I should probably give it up before I become a mother! It's so hard to get comfortable without it though...sigh.

Kristyhana

I order bloody Mary's for my boyfriend when we go out to brunch then I take sips from it when he's not looking :O

SweetnSassy23

danixbanani24 said:

I can't stop eating french fries.  I have to stop.  Good news is I haven't gained from my last appt! lol

Currently eating an apple and wishing I had French fries.

curfam4

I've been using my DH's deodorant all week b/c I've been too lazy to go the store to pick up my own.  I can smell myself smelling like a man, and couldn't care less haha

Thunda88

I try to limit myself to no more than a half a can of coke a day but some days water just isn't enough and I'll have more than one.

BbyCastillo

Some of these have me dying! =D> I love them all! lol
My confession... I've told my boyfriend I've been eating healthy while he's gone but I really haven't! Okay I still make my green juice in the morning filled with veggies and fruits and all..but in all honestly in n out and pizza and fries and ice cream have been SOOO good and all mine! Since he's not around to steal bites from my plate haha

Telebell

I've been drinking two cups of coffee per day plus an alcoholic drink here and there, like once a week. And lox and salami and sushi. And a couple advils the other day. I'm not even sure if I'm craving these things or just feeling defiant- I just don't like being told what to do/not do, especially when the evidence against the behavior is thin or nonexistent.

cmsim95

I just cannot put down cigarettes!! I've cut down a hell of a lot but durn they tease me, especially when my fiancé and mother constantly smoke around me!

amberrmariee20

My son is 3 and has bowel problems and is scared to poop half the time because it'll hurt, so when he does poop he hides and doesn't tell anyone, and well... I made him take his under wear off and dump them in the toilet to get the poop out by himself while I stood in the hallway puking my Guts up, then had to clean shitty water and Puke all at once ! Oh the joys of heightened SENCE of smell !

mdunn302

I love these posts! I've just been slacking at life in general! Even on days I feel good after work, I don't feel like cleaning or catching up on anything.

CamiB30

I had such a crappy day at work. Usually, I have a glass a wine and everything is good. Now I pick fights with my husband to get my anger out. Now he's across the street, talking to the neighbors and drinking a beer and I'm even more pissed off than I was before.

danniellemichelle

I love being pregnant because I don't have to suck my tummy in anymore

LLynde5

I forget to eat

jenn2132

Lately I've been letting my boys play video games on the weekend for hours on end so I can hold up in my room watching TV and napping

Kristyhana

I have another confession- I ate a giant spicy tuna rice bowl for dinner. That must break at least 3 rules at the same time.

komorebi

I had a couple sips of red Bull the other day when i should have rested.

I keep forgetting my vitamins and only eat dinner most days.

I've been making sandwiches and salad for dinner because i don't want to think about cooking.

I've been buying paper plates to avoid extra dishes.

I just had my first prenatal appt this past Mondayat 15 weeks. Mostly due to an insurance issue but also because i was being lazy.

floyd1rl

I am horny ALL the time. :-$