No one told me about...

larenzoDSGV0325

Projectile poop...
Omg. While changing a middle of the night diaper, all of a sudden my baby projectile pooped all over my leg, stomach & bed. Ofcourse it being the middle of the night, i'm still half asleep & am startled by what seemed to be a water gun that had just shot me... I'm very lucky I had just stood back up, or my face would have been covered in pure seedy liquid poop.

natalilobo

HAHA I know the feeling! I had my baby boy throw up all over the bed just two hours ago and its gross! Its a lovely surprise that I will never forget lol

adelems

Oh my gosh my DD used to projectile vomit regularly and it was awful. It got to the point where I mostly kept her in the kitchen since that was the only place not carpeted. Thankfully we grew out of that one

Charmedseed

DS got me first time I changed his diaper in the NICU! Bam, right in the palm of my hand!

rmckenna

Everyone warns you about little boys and how you need to cover them while changing diapers to avoid being sprayed...no one warned me to always keep something under my daughter for when she spontaneously peed while changing. I had her on my bed and had to change the bedding (twice) after a diaper change because she peed and it soaked everything. Laundry and a bath for her. I've FINALLY learned my lesson, now that she's stopped peeing at me during changes.