June 2015 Moms

If you weren't pregnant for a day...

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Re: If you weren't pregnant for a day...

  • I'd go dancing with hubby, we'd both drink to our hearts' content, and then I'd sleep like a rock the *entire* night, in any position I wanted, without having to get up to pee once!
  • I'd have a croissant with jam for breakfast (thank you gestational diabetes). All the raw sushi for lunch. Amazing platter for dinner with soft cheese, blue cheese, pate and cured meats. Lots of great wine. Some chocolate. Sleep on my back!
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  • Eat an Italian sub and get the largest iced coffee I could find!!!
  • I would sit in a steaming hot tub and smoke a joint! I don't drink at all but occasionally I'll have a little toke- I'm Canadian so it's ok hahaha ;) I would also eat a bagel with cream cheese, tons of smoked salmon, thinly shaved onions with lemon and cracked black pepper!! And SLEEP ON MY TUMMY!

    Sorry but I eat bagels with cream cheese all the time.  As long as the cream cheese you use is pasteurized it's a-ok to eat!
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  • @mellymar I knew I liked you! ;)
  • I would go to the food truck park and eat my heart out!   :D
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  • I have one of each of the following: a mimosa, glass of wine, a bloody mary, a southern & squirt, and a margarita. I'm over smoking and doubt i'll pick the habit back up but maybe smoke a cigarette just because... and then sit in a glorious hot tub. Oh sleep too, blissful, uninterrupted sleep... on my tummy :)

  • I would sit in a steaming hot tub and smoke a joint! I don't drink at all but occasionally I'll have a little toke- I'm Canadian so it's ok hahaha ;) I would also eat a bagel with cream cheese, tons of smoked salmon, thinly shaved onions with lemon and cracked black pepper!! And SLEEP ON MY TUMMY!

    Sorry but I eat bagels with cream cheese all the time.  As long as the cream cheese you use is pasteurized it's a-ok to eat!
    I eat cream cheese too-
    bagels and cream cheese is all I ate first trimester, it's the smoked salmon that's raw fish and my doctor told me to avoid raw fish.

  • I don't drink or smoke but id totally go get myself some subway, drink some... Alot of coffee, do my insanity workout, and get some uninterrupted sleep on my stomach.
  • A glass of wine and sleep on my stomach. I miss sleeping on my stomach. And man a nice glass of good wine sounds amazing. But luckly for me all my best friends are preggo or breast feeding so I am not the only one forgoing the party. :)
  • @Emilywooddesign Yeah definitely no raw fish. Sorry I didn't realize you were talking about a bagel with all that on it! Even though I typically love sushi lucky for me it kinda grosses me out since I've been pregnant and haven't been craving it! A nice medium rare steak though? Now that sounds wonderful!
  • @Emilywooddesign Yeah definitely no raw fish. Sorry I didn't realize you were talking about a bagel with all that on it! Even though I typically love sushi lucky for me it kinda grosses me out since I've been pregnant and haven't been craving it! A nice medium rare steak though? Now that sounds wonderful!

    I love sushi!! I'm also super turned off fish this pregnancy ... But there is just something about smoked salmon that I can't get out of my head haha

  • I forgot coffee. I'm not a big coffee drinker, but I'll insert a Cafe Du Monde iced mocha into the ride to the amusement park. Now I'm really pie-in-the-skying it as the nearest Cafe Du Monde is like, 2000 miles away. (It's on the gulf, I'm on the Great Lakes) But a girl can dream
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  • I would start the day with a shower that includes easily shaving everything needed. Then I would go tan. Come home take a nap on my stomach. After waking refreshed, I would go out with hubs and friends for sushi and order anything I want on the menu. Afterwards we will head out for some vodka with red bull and lots of dancing. I would end the night with lots of amazing sex with my husband and fall asleep like a baby.....and wake without a hangover, of course. Lol
  • I'm lame. I just want a good hamburger that doesn't make me nauseous And to go zip lining. We were supposed to go for my birthday but I had a sprained ankle and found out I was pregnant 3 days later so no rescheduling.
  • 5 mile run, glass or 5 of wine, and SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI!

  • I would get my hair highlighted to cover all these grays that started popping up! Then I'd have a bottle of wine and lots of sushi and go to sleep on my stomach! Ahhhhh....
  • mellymar said:

    Smoke a joint, go an amusement park and ride a bunch of rollercoasters, eat all kinds of junky fair type food without worrying about good nutrition and acid reflux, find a craft beer stand and get myself a cold one, drink it in the sun, and go ride more rollercoasters, grab a hot dog. Go home, eat sushi, then hop in a jacuzzi to smoke a joint to finish the day (actually, it will probably be the 2nd half of the one from that morning, I usually don't finish a whole one) and have another cool craft beer (or 2 or 3).
    P.s. - I'm truly not a pothead or alcoholic but if I only get the one day, I'm gonna use it

    This, but switch the sushi with Turkey and add some whisky to the mix. Oh and regular no cramps, no vaginal discharge, and no reserve sex!
  • I would sit in a hot tub , with wine ! And a cigarette ! Eating smoked salmon ! And have normal sex !!! Then pass out on my stomach !!!
  • I would sleep all day long On my stomach!!!! Then in the evening I would get dressed up and go out with my DH to a nice restaurant and drink good dry red wine and get home and share more romance with my hubby :) but now back to reality.....auch..where is that magnesium pill....
  • I would get dresses up and go out to a fancy night out with DH - (1) sushi and bourbon as appetizers/before dinner (2) sea bass for dinner with a nice Cab Franc (3) a chocolate milk shake from my fav local ice cream shop for dessert - there's not a convenient location of the shop to the hospital where I am on hospital bed rest. This would all be followed by amazing sex with DH (been on pelvic rest since 9 weeks due to bleeding) and sleeping on my stomach all night long.
  • Whiskey. And. Beer.

    Lots of whiskey and lots of beer.

    Oh, and lunch meat. I just want a damn sub.
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    I would take out my motorcycle & go on a loooooong ride with my man, eat a huge plate of toro sashimi wash it down with a few asahi beers & some sake...would go to see a loud concert, smoke a little weed & come home have crazy sex and sleep on my stomach all night....
  • I would sleep through the night for hours on my tummy and love every minute of it. Also, I'd eat a huge Italian sub and savor every bite! I would also go on the cheese tasting trail and eat as much cheese as possible. I'd probably eat as much as I can all day long without worrying about heartburn.Finally, I would end the night in an hot tub with a bottle (or 2) of wine! =)
  • Wine. Just wine. All day long..... And I would stock my 24 bottle rack and not feel guilty because I wasn't spending that money on the baby :)
  • A piece of sourdough toast without peanut butter, all the amazing cocktails my husband makes, beer (at least LO will be born before Portland's brew fest!), wine, all the pasta that I can eat...I'm actually making a list for my husband to have on hand when we get home and having my MIL bring up some Sierra Nevada Old Chico beer (which is only sold in Northern CA) when she comes up when the baby is born!
  • Oh I miss the hot tub too!
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