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Diaper blow-outs

NeonNoonNeonNoon member
in Parenting after 35
I got pooped on for the first time today. DS was sleeping in my lap after feeding when there was that squirting sound followed by the horrific sensation of warmth. I sneaked a peek and the mess was all over my lap. I stood up and it was on the couch and then the floor. Luckily I was home and could clean up quickly. I was also able to keep from throwing up.

Got any funny blow-out stories to share?
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  • mandyreadsmandyreads member
    Haha. Not any yet from our newest LO. I am sure I have some from my other girls. Just cannot remember them. Old age :P
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  • GuennieGuennie member
    I have a great one. Right after our daughter was born my h had his first chance to change a diaper in the hospital. I was out of it and there was nobody there to help him. He didn't know to put the clean diaper down before taking the dirty one away. He pulled the diaper out and she suddenly started pooping. He was caught completely off guard and was trying to catch all the poop with his hand. I heard him saying, "Oh no!!! Nooooo!!!" Hahaha it was awesome!
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  • harmonicbabe26harmonicbabe26 member
    edited April 2015
    I have one similar to @Guennie 's except it happened at home...
    I was changing one poopy diaper and had her 'in the open' for literally a few seconds when she fired one out that hit across all over my hands and to the nearest wall! We have a changing station set up in the dining room on top of the buffet... Ughh! That was something.

    With DD1 the craziest one was when we were on the plane, taking off out of Majorca Spain, and she was wearing a onesie and shorts. Yah it went all over the place... Good thing DH who was holding her had a blanket on his lap when that happened...
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  • BeckyP005BeckyP005 member
    @harmonicbabe26 the squirting out poop is so gross! Mia did that and I certainly didn't expect that to happen!

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  • shelley1002shelley1002 member
    With DS1 I had one. It was Mother's Day. DH just left to run some errands. DS1 was in his swing and I was on the couch trying to nap. I noticed something on the floor under the swing. When I got there to examine it I realized it was poop. It was everywhere and I had to take the cover off the swing to be washed. This shit (both figuratively and literally) was leaking through the slots the buckle straps feed through and dripping on the floor. So much poop!

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  • harmonicbabe26harmonicbabe26 member
    shelley1002 said:

    With DS1 I had one. It was Mother's Day. DH just left to run some errands. DS1 was in his swing and I was on the couch trying to nap. I noticed something on the floor under the swing. When I got there to examine it I realized it was poop. It was everywhere and I had to take the cover off the swing to be washed. This shit (both figuratively and literally) was leaking through the slots the buckle straps feed through and dripping on the floor. So much poop!

    Oh god... This takes the cake!
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    harmonicbabe26 said:

    shelley1002 said:

    With DS1 I had one. It was Mother's Day. DH just left to run some errands. DS1 was in his swing and I was on the couch trying to nap. I noticed something on the floor under the swing. When I got there to examine it I realized it was poop. It was everywhere and I had to take the cover off the swing to be washed. This shit (both figuratively and literally) was leaking through the slots the buckle straps feed through and dripping on the floor. So much poop!

    Oh god... This takes the cake!
    3.5 years later I still refer to it as his first Mother's Day present he gave me.

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  • mandyreadsmandyreads member
    So I got projectile pooped on this morning. No cute, funny story behind it....just that it happened. :-&
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