I want to beat him, with a stick....

heather9825

My husband that is. So I'm laying in bed last night, so uncomfortable that I can't sleep and he's just snoring and farting away. His life may be in danger. Lol. I just had to get that off my chest.

mrsalvidrez

This would be perfect for the "monday bitchfest" thread.

slipsintothesea

Some nights my husband ends up with his head on my pillow for some reason. Last night not only did he fart loud and wake me up a few times but, I woke up to him mouth breathing in my face. Talk about morning breath! I said "gross!" He woke up and was all offended. Lol, I love him but I like space when I sleep!

tyler&sara

Glad I'm not the only one who's husband farts all night! I have seriously considered divorce. Hah jk

taramanter

My husband is a blanket hog. It's hard enough for me to stay asleep... Really don't appreciate waking up because I'm cold and not being able to fall back asleep.

bramage

Mine keeps trying to cuddle with me in his sleep... sorry but after three hours of up down pee fest and tossing and turning to get any amount of comfortable I do NOT want a hairy man arm and leg smooshing me and pinning me down. Uuggghh. Lucy and Desi had it right with the two beds thing

red1992

Lol mine farts all night to I'm like can u roll over the other way and talk about breath I have to wash the pillows more than once a week.

caguerra

Lol this was funny to read. My hubby is a farter too bahahaha and definitely a blanket hog! I slapped him the other night and he turned around like he didn't know he was just slapped so....I kinda tend to do all the time now. He hasn't complained yet so hopefully he hasn't noticed lmao

mimober1

My hubby steals my body pillow halfway through the night, right when his snoring gets to the point where I can finally fall asleep. Oh and last night I tripped on the third trip from the bathroom and landed on the dog. Good times!!!

newmom1989

Hahaha this has been a good laugh! My hubby is a huge blanket hog! Last week he not only stole all blankets but he also stole my maternity pillow before I even got into bed so I came in and stole everything back and hit him and was like "mine bitch" hahaha he was so dead asleep he didn't really care

hnbyrum

Bahaha! I lol'd & my huge baby belly was bouncing up and down like crazy. Ya'll are funny.

Three nights last week, I would finally get to sleep & my hubs would wZke me up telling me I was snoring. Them I'd be wide awake for about 3 hours after that... While HE snored!!! Ugh! Seriously wanted to smother him with his pillows!

newmom1989

I think we can all agree us pregnant women want to just strangle our hubbies every now and then especially when it comes to bed time hahaha

tinathompson31

I hear you. My husband is a blanket hog and bed hog, when your seven months pregnant and big as heck. That's just not cool