S/O GTKY DTD ... NHIE Edition, AKA "I Don't Know Dick"

NunyaBennis

Okay, we've established that harpies can get a little adventurous when feeling frisky... Let's add a spin.
Love it if you've done it!

NunyaBennis

Never have I ever DTD in a corn field.

silverwings72

NHIE DTD in the butt. Not planning on it either.

Ineedmorecoffee

never have I ever had sex with a girl.

oklahomamom09

Never have I ever done it outside during the day

missnacholover

Econosaurus said:

NHIE had an orgasm

If this is true, you need to get thyself a good vibrator and lock yourself in a room for however long it takes. 

KMW08

silverwings72 said:

NHIE DTD in the butt. Not planning on it either.

I don't do it for pleasure, it's a high dollar bargaining agent. Hello complete bathroom remodel, Naming LO how I wanted, and next occurrence will be for new carpet and finishing the kitchen (backsplash).

minibean16

KMW08 said:

silverwings72 said:

NHIE DTD in the butt. Not planning on it either.

I don't do it for pleasure, it's a high dollar bargaining agent. Hello complete bathroom remodel, Naming LO how I wanted, and next occurrence will be for new carpet and finishing the kitchen (backsplash).

It's breakfast time. Don't say 'backsplash' in this conversation.

KMW08

NHIE enjoyed giving a bj.

TC0514

silverwings72 said:

NHIE DTD in the butt. Not planning on it either.

Ditto

mander82

Never have I ever had sex in a fitting room.

NunyaBennis

IndianaMommy08 said:

NHIE slept with more than 5 people. 

At once???

missnacholover

Econosaurus said:

Econosaurus said:

NHIE had an orgasm

If this is true, you need to get thyself a good vibrator and lock yourself in a room for however long it takes. 

Oh, it's not of a lack of effort on my part. Apparently some people just can't. Lame.

I kind of feel like I need to have a memorial service for you or something. 

BrittG13

Never have I ever had sex in a limo but it's for sure on my bucket list.

Sidenote 50 Shades has NOTHING on the Crossfire series. Do yourself a naughty favor and read those books.

MrsC430

NHIE enjoyed pregnancy sex *shudder*

MrsAdventure

NHIE had a quicky.

NunyaBennis

lovebuggies1 said:

NHIE swallowed

Interesting. NHIE spit!

soulcupcake

NHIE used a strap on... but I would if DH were into that (he's vanilla, me, not so much).

KMW08

NHIE rimmed (analingus)

soulcupcake

NHIE had my nipples clamped... and it will never happen. No rough nipple play for me.

wildflower75

Never have I ever been in a daisy chain.

mamaluzi

NHIE had intercourse before marriage

Carebella

wildflower75 said:

Never have I ever been in a daisy chain.

Do I even brave asking what a daisy chain is?!?

wildflower75

aluzitano said:

NHIE had intercourse before marriage

How do you half love it?
I didn't have intercourse before my first marriage but the second marriage...whole other story!

MrsC430

Carebella said:

Do I even brave asking what a daisy chain is?!?

This!

Carebella

ClrkKntismyAE said:

wildflower75 said:

Never have I ever been in a daisy chain.

Urban Dictionary to the rescue!

daisy chain

Often found in porn, a phenomenon where multiple female participants perform cunnilingus on each other in a circular formation, permitting each participant to both give and recieve oral sex simultaneously.

Huh, the name makes sense.

lizzielu82

aeonlux said:

NHIE had my nipples clamped... and it will never happen. No rough nipple play for me.

Agreed. Got my fill of nipple clamping from breast feeding

lizzielu82

Never have I ever had sex in my parent's bed

MrsC430

@ClrkKntismyAE‌ to the rescue

...How does one even initiate a daisy chain?? Lol

wildflower75

MrsC430 said:

@ClrkKntismyAE‌ to the rescue

...How does one even initiate a daisy chain?? Lol

I think you'd have to start by getting a bunch of fun loving ladies together...and you might need some wine? LOL

smboswell1

I have liked 3.... My sex life is so interesting.

NHIE had morning sex.....

MrsAdventure

smboswell1 said:

I have liked 3.... My sex life is so interesting. NHIE had morning sex.....

Morning sex is the best way to start a day. Especially when you know work is just gonna suck, no pun intended

highbornhunter

NHIE given a hand job.

(I have tiny hands and carpal tunnel)

lovingaddi

NHIE role played

hjenni

NHIE had phone sex.

MrsC430

lovebuggies1 said:

Poor guy... Butched his weenie. Idk, I think there was a nerve there and the doctor couldn't do a whole one. You can only tell when he's soft really lol. First time I saw it all saggy/ wrinkly I almost died. Lol. Oh well fuck him, he's an ex.

...This made me LOL anddd envision the world's scariest looking dick! X_X

mommymeg143

hjenni said:

NHIE had phone sex.

Does Skype sex count?

smboswell1

mommymeg143 said:

hjenni said:

NHIE had phone sex.

Does Skype sex count?

This literally made me lol'd!! I can't imagine you having Skype sex!

kfo22

When I read NHIE, I thought "November Harpies Internal Exam" haha, what??

NHIE had sex while I was high.

92Marcy92

NHIE had sex on a roof of a house...

That's on my bucket list!

Melissa2216

ClrkKntismyAE said:

NHIE had sex with an uncircumcised man.

Does a semi-circ count lol

How can you be semi circumcised?

Oh! I read "does a semi-circ count" and I was thinking she meant semi-circle. I guess my mind was still on the daisy chain thing and I thought she was saying she'd done it, but they only formed half of a circle, lol.