FFFC

icaughtfire

Come on, share your confessions. It's "flame free"...

icaughtfire

DD lost her first tooth and I had no cash on me. I found a $1 in her piggy bank and put it under her pillow.

I gave my kid her own damn money.

Remylove1011

I just ate gummy worms for breakfast.

icaughtfire

mrsbliss1 said:

The only jeans I wear are jeggings and I love it. 

No leggings as pants in FFFC. There's enough of that in UO!

southernpeach89

I ask DH for the answers to my questions on Trivia Crack but I don't let him know that I'm actually playing against him and he is answering my questions for me lol. 

MrsSept13

I strongly considered playing hooky today even though I'm taking a four day weekend at the end of the month. Just so not looking forward to the driving I will have to do today.

cateyes543

I should be getting up and getting us packed and ready to leave in a couple of hours to travel back home, but I've been laying in bed for over an hour watching Vampire Diaries and catching up on the bump.

icaughtfire

Joy2611 said:

amq427 said:

FFFC: I hit snooze 10 times today. 10.

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This is a normal day for me.

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My alarm is set for 4:15am & I usually roll out of bed around 5:15am. My H asks why I don't just set the alarm for 5:15 & get up. I'm all "YOU DON'T KNOW MY LYFE!!"

CarolinaGirl83

We're "eating healthy & exercising" at work (lifestyle change, not really dieting). I don't work on Fridays, so I had a cup of coffee filled with cream & sugar and half a bag of mini powdered donuts. They're not here to help me be accountable & they were so good!

MrsEmuTavi

amq427 said:

S/O yesterday's UO about wedding thank yous.

Even though I am an avid thank you card sender now, I did not send thank yous after my wedding. I wrote about 50 and still had 50 to go when I lost motivation. I found the 50 I did write about 2 years ago in a box.

H's family is still pissed at us about that.

I definitely made my husband write the thank you cards to his side of the family. FFFC: I hit snooze 10 times today. 10.

I definitely made MH write the thank yous for his side of the family.  No way am I doing ALL of the work!

MH and I are both guilty of hitting snooze multiple times.

@Joy2611, I envy you your sequined ears.  MH would refuse to walk with me if I wore ears  

8-|

My FFFC - Instead of teaching today I am letting my students review their math test from last unit.  Luckily they are a great group of kids and will take advantage of this time to actually learn from their mistakes.  But I always feel guilty not teaching them a lesson.

carolinagirl67

I put hot hands in my bra this morning. I mean my tits were just as cold as my hands, they deserve equal treatment. :-$

sister13

Joy2611 said:

I'm getting my face painted in the Magic Kingdom today. And getting pictures with characters. And wearing my sequined ears. I don't even care.

Have FUN Joy!!

sister13

Yesterday, there was a box of delicious toffees dark chocolate toffees in our office kitchen.  I was making my lunch and I had no where to put a couple of them to take back to my office, so I just wrapped them in paper towel and tucked them under my shirt/bra.  I figured it wasn't noticeable because I had a big scarf on. 

Well, about 3 hours later, I reached up and itched my chest and sure enough, I had melted chocolate all over the inside of my shirt, bra and chest.  

So, there I was sitting in my office reaching into my cleavage and licking the chocolate off my fingers.

It was a horrible mess but the toffees were still pretty damn delicious!! 

MrsJenE

sister13 said:

Yesterday, there was a box of delicious toffees dark chocolate toffees in our office kitchen.  I was making my lunch and I had no where to put a couple of them to take back to my office, so I just wrapped them in paper towel and tucked them under my shirt/bra.  I figured it wasn't noticeable because I had a big scarf on. 

Well, about 3 hours later, I reached up and itched my chest and sure enough, I had melted chocolate all over the inside of my shirt, bra and chest.  

So, there I was sitting in my office reaching into my cleavage and licking the chocolate off my fingers.

It was a horrible mess but the toffees were still pretty damn delicious!! 

This is the best thing I'll read all day.

And the day just started.

icaughtfire

bakersck said:

FI bought medicine for DD to help with her cold and I gave it to her every 4 hours. I was wondering why she was sleeping so much, but chalked it up to her being sick. Turns out, the medicine I was giving her was nighttime medicine and it was knocking her out every time. Good news, her cold is gone

You don't carefully read the instructions on all medication you give your child?

LOLz at drugging my kid to sleep. ::side-eye::

cateyes543

bakersck said:

FI bought medicine for DD to help with her cold and I gave it to her every 4 hours. I was wondering why she was sleeping so much, but chalked it up to her being sick. Turns out, the medicine I was giving her was nighttime medicine and it was knocking her out every time. Good news, her cold is gone

So what you are telling everybody is that you gave your kid medication without knowing exactly what you were giving them. Sounds like a great plan...

cabgirl

bakersck said:

FI bought medicine for DD to help with her cold and I gave it to her every 4 hours. I was wondering why she was sleeping so much, but chalked it up to her being sick. Turns out, the medicine I was giving her was nighttime medicine and it was knocking her out every time. Good news, her cold is gone

Yeah, this is disturbing.

NEgirl824

bakersck said:

bakersck said:

The directions stated every 4 hours. It was Hylands Baby medicine which is homeopathic. I didn't realize that it was nighttime medicine, and would only have given it to her at night and regular daytime during the day

I would have included those pics in my original FFFC.

You're right. I should have clarified.

I still feel a good reading of the bottle is needed before giving a child anything, even if its the same stuff you have used in the past. It says night time right on there. I look at everything I give DD even if I know for sure what I grab, I read it again to double check, even if it is homeopathic.

Bee1112

It says Nighttime right on the bottle! Wouldn't that be your first clue?

cateyes543

Bee1112 said:

It says Nighttime right on the bottle! Wouldn't that be your first clue?

This was my thought. Showingthe bottle only proves it was clearly labeled and you clearly didn't read. I don't think it helps your case-baby medicene or not.

cateyes543

kemcc13 said:

The directions stated every 4 hours. It was Hylands Baby medicine which is homeopathic. I didn't realize that it was nighttime medicine, and would only have given it to her at night and regular daytime during the day

There's a picture of a baby sleeping on the bottle! FFFC: I made BLT's for lunch yesterday and put 3 slices of bacon on my sandwich. I ate another 6 while I was assembling it. I had a stomach ache all day.

This is any time I make something with bacon-use 2 pieces, eat 6. I kind of love bacon-but FFFC-I do not love anything bacon flavored!

pambeeslyhalpert

Yesterday morning I got a positive OPK for the second day in a row, I went to work and was really hoping for some alone time with MH when I got home since I didn't want to miss my FW.
After work somehow we ended up helping my inlaws to move and by the time we got home, H's aunt (who is staying with is for a week) was already home.
Not sure what got into me, but I dragged H into the laundry room while his aunt was watching TV in the living room for a quicky. Don't judge me! I just really didn't want to miss my FW lol
This morning I marked PM on FF and wasn't even sorry for what I did!

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Bee1112

pambeeslyhalpert said:

Yesterday morning I got a positive OPK for the second day in a row, I went to work and was really hoping for some alone time with MH when I got home since I didn't want to miss my FW.
After work somehow we ended up helping my inlaws to move and by the time we got home, H's aunt (who is staying with is for a week) was already home.
Not sure what got into me, but I dragged H into the laundry room while his aunt was watching TV in the living room for a quicky. Don't judge me! I just really didn't want to miss my FW lol
This morning I marked PM on FF and wasn't even sorry for what I did!

Why would you be sorry? It's your house and you are a grown up, fuck away!

singingsea

I wear the same pair of jeans for the whole work week without washing them.

Hey I'm in construction industry. :P

Edit: They have a bath on sunday

Bee1112

We have a shit ton of red and green m&ms in our house. I have been grabbing four of one color and one of another, mixing them up in my hand and picking one to reassure myself if the 20% chance each cycle. I've been doing this for two weeks.

mrsbstau

I had to buy larger jeans. I blamed the holidays, but I've been bad since waaaay before that.

pambeeslyhalpert

Bee1112 said:

pambeeslyhalpert said:

Yesterday morning I got a positive OPK for the second day in a row, I went to work and was really hoping for some alone time with MH when I got home since I didn't want to miss my FW.
After work somehow we ended up helping my inlaws to move and by the time we got home, H's aunt (who is staying with is for a week) was already home.
Not sure what got into me, but I dragged H into the laundry room while his aunt was watching TV in the living room for a quicky. Don't judge me! I just really didn't want to miss my FW lol
This morning I marked PM on FF and wasn't even sorry for what I did!

Why would you be sorry? It's your house and you are a grown up, fuck away!

This is why I love you ladies!!! You understand it all ❤️

Thank you @hereistreble and @Bee1112

saveourship

singingsea said:

I wear the same pair of jeans for the whole work week without washing them.

Hey I'm in construction industry. :P

Edit: They have a bath on sunday

I did this also. I work in science. I'm not even sorry.

saveourship

Joy2611 said:

I'm getting my face painted in the Magic Kingdom today. And getting pictures with characters. And wearing my sequined ears. I don't even care.

Joy, H and I went there on our honeymoon. We wore the silly bride and groom hats everywhere even though we looked like dorks.

lazyreader

I made bacon and eggs for breakfast. Eggs for J. Bacon for me.

icaughtfire

@bakersck‌, I'm not quoting because too many trees but...

I would have probably given you the benefit of the doubt, but your post was all "LOL, ooopsy!" which makes me feel like you didn't really think it was a big deal til you got flamed.

cabgirl

I don't know (or care) who or what Captain America is. I have a vague idea that it's comic book related, though.

wallflwr926

This morning I blamed plow trucks for being late to work. Where I live this is a plausible excuse but I really just accidentally turned my alarm off instead of hitting snooze.

pugsandwine

I didn't know until yesterday that the cart return area was called a Corral. 

acurtin713

saveourship said:

Joy2611 said:

I'm getting my face painted in the Magic Kingdom today. And getting pictures with characters. And wearing my sequined ears. I don't even care.

Joy, H and I went there on our honeymoon. We wore the silly bride and groom hats everywhere even though we looked like dorks.

I made DH promise me last night he'd take me there one day (soon I hope). I've only ever been to Disney Land when I was SIX MONTHS OLD. I don't remember that shit. I want to enjoy it and remember it. He told me one of his cousins works at Disney World. I told him if I wasn't married to him, I'd live there at the drop of a hat, no questions asked. I *MIGHT* have a slight obsession with Disney. No shame. 

FFFC: Everyday I say I'm going to start my diet the next day, and then when the next day rolls around I eat something to screw it up. It's usually chocolate.

pugsandwine

acurtin713 said:

saveourship said:

Joy2611 said:

I'm getting my face painted in the Magic Kingdom today. And getting pictures with characters. And wearing my sequined ears. I don't even care.

Joy, H and I went there on our honeymoon. We wore the silly bride and groom hats everywhere even though we looked like dorks.

I made DH promise me last night he'd take me there one day (soon I hope). I've only ever been to Disney Land when I was SIX MONTHS OLD. I don't remember that shit. I want to enjoy it and remember it. He told me one of his cousins works at Disney World. I told him if I wasn't married to him, I'd live there at the drop of a hat, no questions asked. I *MIGHT* have a slight obsession with Disney. No shame. 

FFFC: Everyday I say I'm going to start my diet the next day, and then when the next day rolls around I eat something to screw it up. It's usually chocolate.

Normal. 

apclove

I hate brushing my hair. I'll have a full face of makeup but crazy bed head. I go to work like this. when I do brush my hair I get so many compliments LOL :-B

Blondie3328

My FFFC is that I Googled "How to get Pregnant" this morning. Yep, it's come to that. 

pambeeslyhalpert

pugsandwine said:

I didn't know until yesterday that the cart return area was called a Corral. 

I didnt know until 5 second ago, after I read your post )

mrsbstau

Blondie3328 said:

My FFFC is that I Googled "How to get Pregnant" this morning. Yep, it's come to that. 

I'm sure most of us have been there. It's okay

 When the results to my questions start turning up links from Baby Center it usually puts my crazy back in check.