How fast did you dilate?

marie366

This is what the op meant. You are being rude now. Dont bother responding at all if this is how you feel. Unfortunately, there are a lot of rude ppl on here&it sucks for those who have good questions&this was a good question by the op. Im sure that all 1st time pregnant moms wonder this.

CogDis

marie366 said:

This is what the op meant. You are being rude now. Dont bother responding at all if this is how you feel. Unfortunately, there are a lot of rude ppl on here&it sucks for those who have good questions&this was a good question by the op. Im sure that all 1st time pregnant moms wonder this.

Nope. @marie366, "all first time moms" do NOT wonder this. At all. I'm a first time mom and silly me, I thought that, you know getting pregnant, making a baby and planning to raise one was kinda a big deal. So you know what I did? I bought some books about pregnancy and parenting BEFORE I tried to get pregnant. Then when I became pregnant I bought some more books! And I read them! How crazy is that? I still look stuff up in those books. It is like I have this magical future predicting power because pregnancy symptoms are super common and have been recorded in these funny things called books! The craziest part is that you can get access to the books for free at a library, yes, even without a library card! Imagine the wonders that await you and other FTMs. What's also pretty common among FTMs is access to a healthcare provider (including free healthcare telephone lines). The people at the other end of the phone have read more of those thing a called books about pregnancy than I have! Crazy huh? And they even memorized shit from books! So they can actually tell you!


I weep for our future.

crispywheats

marie366 said:

This is what the op meant. You are being rude now. Dont bother responding at all if this is how you feel. Unfortunately, there are a lot of rude ppl on here&it sucks for those who have good questions&this was a good question by the op. Im sure that all 1st time pregnant moms wonder this.

Edit: gif fail

crystalw88

marie366 said:

This is what the op meant. You are being rude now. Dont bother responding at all if this is how you feel. Unfortunately, there are a lot of rude ppl on here&it sucks for those who have good questions&this was a good question by the op. Im sure that all 1st time pregnant moms wonder this.

If you feel we're being rude, don't bother responding. There's no need to WK.

loriann091

crispywheats said:

marie366 said:

This is what the op meant. You are being rude now. Dont bother responding at all if this is how you feel. Unfortunately, there are a lot of rude ppl on here&it sucks for those who have good questions&this was a good question by the op. Im sure that all 1st time pregnant moms wonder this.

Edit: gif fail

Now I want to watch this episode.

crispywheats

loriann091 said:

crispywheats said:

marie366 said:

This is what the op meant. You are being rude now. Dont bother responding at all if this is how you feel. Unfortunately, there are a lot of rude ppl on here&it sucks for those who have good questions&this was a good question by the op. Im sure that all 1st time pregnant moms wonder this.

Edit: gif fail

Now I want to watch this episode.

Of course, no one likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.