Why My Toddler is Screaming, 2015 edition

rondokye · January 2015

Because even though we've viewed a dozen renditions of 'Wheels of the Bus,' it just hasn't been the right 'Bus, bus!'

Seriously, pouty lip and all.

grapeskittles4lyfe · January 2015

Tearful, wobbly-lipped, emphatic no to noodles for dinner although she scarfed the same ones down when they were on my plate last night.

[Deleted User] · January 2015

The cat looked at her :-??

She ran over to whack the cat yelling "no, no, no!" Luckily kitty was fast.

andrea0418 · January 2015

Because mommy doesn't like being hit with the golf club...

arlingirl · January 2015

Because he unplugged the vacuum and it stopped running. And because mean mommy put the vacuum away. [-(

PrimRoseMama · January 2015

How dare you not allow me to hang out of the shopping cart like a lunatic!

martyn17 · January 2015

Because I am a terrible dolly grandma.
I gave her a bottle when we're clearly bottle weaning! Give her the sippy!
I didn't swaddle baby correctly. It looked right to me but T literally flipped out.
I forgot to put dolly's bib on before spoon feeding baby.
I texted my mom now I know how she feels.

beckyanddon · January 2015

Because I am an awful mom...
I won't let him touch the hot oven
I won't let him break the refrigerator
I won't let him play with his brothers steroids.
I won't let him have a breathing treatment.
And dear lord I better not dare get him dressed after a bath.

[Deleted User] · January 2015

Because she pulled her own hair.
She put a towel over her head and crawled straight into the baby gate...because she could not see.

TheLittleRedM · January 2015

Because everything -.-

atlvol · January 2015

Because we didn't let him have more cheese.

coco2787 · January 2015

I wouldn't let him knock over the tower of dog food cans he built (it was like 8 cans high)

Bmore721 · January 2015

Because people were talking in the presence of a plastic baby. Apparently, babies require absolute silence. :-??

blairwitch · January 2015

Be cause I picked up the Elsa dolls she so carefully placed in the aisle on the floor.

I wouldn't let her run around the displays of perfume and other assorted glass objects in the cosmetic area of Younkers.

karen0477 · January 2015

Because she's not allowed to climb on the piano, kitchen table or computer desk!! And because her brother and sister turn off daniel tiger.

hollandmama · January 2015

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hollandmama · January 2015

Because I wouldn't let him drown in his bath... :-w

dontgiveupnomatterwhat · January 2015

Because I put sour cream in the cart at the grocery store.

Because I unbuckled his car seat.

Because I wouldn't let him bite my knee.

Because he wasn't allowed to ride the dog.

Because I had to touch his juice cup to refill it with juice because he wanted more juice.

This was just yesterday...

JTA2426 · January 2015

Because we got too rowdy and tipped over the ball pit.

rondokye · January 2015

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opheliainwaders · January 2015

Because it's 4am, apparently.

%killmenow

mandyrator79 · January 2015

because I would not grab the moon out of the sky and give it to her. she kept saying ball, ball and trying to reach it. then she decided I could reach it and kept putting my arm up in the air. then screamed when I did not get it for her.

mandyrator79 · January 2015

because I won't push her around on her ride on toy while she stands on top of it. she was up on it and waving, apparently it was supposed to be parade time.