Ok, hear me out because I've been playing with this idea since you posted... 'Kind of an ass' with a picture of undies.
You were so hilarious and snarky while you were pregnant this time around, and I think the dual badges of being super supportive and being super snarky would be funny, especially with the bra/underwear duo.
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste,
It all revolves around you.
Re: candlequeen's badge
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste,
It all revolves around you.