You are so spamutiful to me!!! Can't you see!!

lancomechica

This was my title after the passing of Joe Cocker when I was fighting @amparo1981‌ for the title.
Late but still a nice tribute to Joe and all the spamutiful women of J13.

Brought to you by the Insomnia Sucks Foundation and The Chi Square is Not Valid Campaign.

Ugh. I have a long few days ahead of me figuring out how to remedy my Chi Square/Fishers Exact mess.

Happy New Years Eve Sugar Bitches!!

WifeyLovesHubs

RIP Joe, we certainly get by with a little help from our internet friends don't we??

I've been MIA trying to catch up on my spams before I post. Alexa's croup turned into a bout of bronchitis and a lovely rash + bonus ear infection. Poor muffin is on antibiotics and gave her mama a head hold.

So many hugs to everyone who needs one..I don't have all the tags. I wanted to wish you all a very Happy New Year! May 2015 bring you health, happiness, peace and prosperity!

>:D< >:D< >:D< :x

dinomama13

Hugs for all the sick babies and mamas. I'm in the same boat. I'm starting off the New Year admitted in the hospital with a nasty case of the flu

WifeyLovesHubs

Oh no @dinomama13‌! Feel better!

karen0477

@dinomama13‌ get better soon!!
@lancomechica‌ sleepy vibes to you!

I'm up rocking lo as this bronchitis sucks and she's crying out every time she coughs....it's awful....poor little kiddo!!

Sleep and healthy vibes to all for the new year!!!!

opheliainwaders

Oh, no @dinomama13‌ ! Feel better! @WifeyLovesHubs‌ I hope Alexa feels better, too.

We're also in sickville - I spent yesterday with food poisoning, and DD is up with what sounds like croup. DH is sitting with her in the steamy bathroom, before I take a turn at the window for cold air. Anyone have any other miracle cures? Poor little thing.

MRads

>:D< For all the sick mamas and babies. This year is rough!

My kid is singing in his crib. I should get up and get him but if he's happy, there's no reason I need to leave my warm bed, right?

dinomama13

Thanks ladies. I feel a lot better than I did earlier. This stupid iv keeps waking me up cause it's in a weird place. I keep making the machine go off. I'm hoping to get out of here tomorrow. Poor little J has it too.

Clyde013

I'm hung over after 2 glasses of wine. This is why I rarely drink at all. B-)

beckyanddon

Sorry to all the sick ladies and kiddos. Feel better.

LO has been trying to poop for about 2 days now. His constipation is such an issue. Poor baby eats prunes daily and has milk of magnesia. I get so worried about him.

Happy New Year's Eve

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ilovemyducks21

K has been up since 11:30. Its now 3:30. Wth? DH was up with him most of that, we just traded. Although I wasn't sleeping much of it anyway. I have no idea what the issue is, not an ear infection, we went to the doc yesterday because this isnt the first night of this. Oh and I have to work today. DH at least has the day off and can nap with him. Balls.

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Stacey099

Hugs and tea to @dinomama13‌ and @Encchanted‌. Hope Alexa feels better soon too, @WifeyLovesHubs‌.

Stacey099

Oh no! @Karen0477‌ and @opheliainwaders‌ So many sickies!
We can be added to the long list. G is a snot factory and I've heard him cough twice. I can't stop coughing. Scared of what lies ahead with this day.

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beckyanddon

LO is in stage 5 clinger mode. It's like he's trying to win a car and if he takes his hand off he looses. Ugh, it's gonna be a long day!

fabk

Morning. I hope everyone feels better today!! I'm off today, so going to try and make my house presentable again.

LauraB1016

Bring on the coffee. Every two hour wake ups. Allison seems well rest, I on the other hand feel the complete opposite.

Feel better mom and LOs.

beckyanddon

DS hates ketchup I am under the impression he is not my child.....haven't tried dips with LO

lancomechica

Not a big ketchup fan here.
Vinny got in the fridge and got my yogurt out and was screaming "ogurt, ogurt!!!" He had to hold my yogurt while he ate his.
He wouldn't let go. So I traded him for a "credit card", he loves them. It was the $100 wine voucher from our tiny prints order. He's taking it to school...we weren't going to use it anyway.

rondokye

>:D< to all the sick babes and mamas. Hope that you all feel better soon! I think that we are finally becoming healthy in the rondokye household. *knock on wood*

My ILs bought me pjs for Christmas and I washed them without really looking at them or the size. They bought me mom pjs. As in my mom would wear these. Doesn't help that they are two sizes too big. I've never felt more unattractive. DH couldn't stop laughing.

atlvol

I hope everyone feels better and gets some rest!

DC is closed today, so my parents came into town to do Christmas with us and watch him for the day.  My SIL and her husband also came to stay with us last night, so we have a full house.  I'm so tired.  That's all I have for now.  

  

Stina2012

Good morning! We had a rough screaming night last night.

Anybody done night weaning yet? Riley screamed for over an hour as we tried to comfort her every other way. Snuggling, water sippy, pouch, rocking, singing....none of it worked.

I feel so bad for her but I want to be done with nursing in the middle of the night.

lancomechica

@lizabethann06‌ Vinny could live on yogurt, milk and grapes. I think he is going to be tall because he eats so much calcium.

giraffeluvspi

somerandomchick said:

I've been MIA for days and probably will be for another if not two. I spent today either asleep or in the tub, trying to get warm. Now I'm headed to bed and more sleep. Being sick sucks.

ETA: Thank goodness the university is closed this week and my husband has been able to take care of the boy.

I will make sure to start a big fight with sparky and plunge the board into chaos while you're gone... It's always best to come back to find everything on fire right

That would certainly help warm @encchanted up! Feel better, lady. You too, @Dinomama13

ETA: Adding @lizabethann06 to the feel better list since I made it to page 2. 

;;)

atlvol

I know I already said this, but I am so tired.  I feel like I could literally fall over at any minute and I am seriously struggling to keep my eyes open.  I hope I'm not getting sick.    

grapeskittles4lyfe

My mom sent me a link to a goupon asking if I wanted her to buy it for me.

It was for a selfie stick.

It took me 10 minutes to decide if she was serious or not.

....jk.I still don't know.

*scurries off to check her FB and IG posts to see if they're inadvertently full of selfies*

giraffeluvspi

amparo1981 said:

My mom sent me a link to a goupon asking if I wanted her to buy it for me.

It was for a selfie stick.

It took me 10 minutes to decide if she was serious or not.

....jk.I still don't know.

*scurries off to check her FB and IG posts to see if they're inadvertently full of selfies*

I've only recently started noticing these, and I fear for what will be "in" when our kids are older. I'm not ready for "Selfie Stick" to appear on a wish list.  [-(

stephyfaith

I'm digging this sleeping in thing. \:D/ it's not a bad thing sleeping in past 8.

Now I need to go clean as we have company coming around 10. By company I mean a good friend bringing her little 3 month old squish. :x

giraffeluvspi

@Maryannespier yes, Sully loves his bananas. I tear him off a chunk and he shoves the whole thing in his mouth and swallows. Kid can eat a banana in about 2 min. He loves mangoes more, though. I put a few chunks on his plate and it's like a vacuum turns on and just sucks them up. POOF! GONE!

grapeskittles4lyfe

maryannespier said:

Do any of you have banana fanatics? To the tune of 2-3 bananas a day?

Feli has amnesia of the mouth when it comes to bananas: She forgets that there is already a piece of banana in her mouth when she grabs the next one, so she spits the first one out if both won't fit.
This is why she only gets banana pieces I dole out to her and that bores her after one banana.

Otherwise, I'm sure I'd be joining your banana fanatic social group

Stina2012

@Silv3rlining‌ teething is a possibility. That's good to know! DH does go in for MOTN wake ups. I guess we will keep having him try and say if it doesn't work after 15 mins to bring her in. She was so upset that when she came to me she wouldn't calm down. She just gets so worked up!

@etoille‌ Riley started sweeping after going to BT as well. She loves helping to clean up after dinner, though she's not as concentrated as Pants! She gives up after the dog starts to bite the broom!

KikiCohen

Hugs to all the sickies and the sleepies!

I haven't been around much. I had a horrible dream the other night related to everything that went down here the other week. In my dream, I was getting threatening texts, letters, etc from that person (she never had my # or address though, nor were we fb friends). It really bothered me and I guess I needed a little time away.

In other news, I am having my first mug of coffee since the end of October. I just hope I don't regret it in a few hours.

atlvol

@audrey1787 donuts always help.  

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@maryannespier we're part of the banana faction. He gets mad at me if I peel it and then hand it to him. He needs me to peel it and then let HIM pull the banana out. 

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I forgot my coffee straw again. 

atlvol

How is it only 9:30?  I'm starving.  Is it too early to eat my lunch? I already ate a banana and a lara bar.  

lancomechica

BREAKING NEWS: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are engaged?!?!
I loved him with Robin Wright

Sean Penn is my forever crush. (Yes he is BSC) but dear lord...you can't watch "at close range" and not tell he he was the hottest guy on earth in 1987.

lancomechica

econmama said:

lancomechica said:

BREAKING NEWS: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are engaged?!?!
I loved him with Robin Wright

Sean Penn is my forever crush. (Yes he is BSC) but dear lord...you can't watch "at close range" and not tell he he was the hottest guy on earth in 1987.

He has not aged well.

Maybe he needs a face brush.

He hasn't...but I still think of him as my 1980's Sean Penn.

Stina2012

lancomechica said:

BREAKING NEWS: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are engaged?!?! I loved him with Robin Wright Sean Penn is my forever crush. (Yes he is BSC) but dear lord...you can't watch "at close range" and not tell he he was the hottest guy on earth in 1987.

I have shaken his hand!!!!!

Totally drunk at a bar in college. I am sure I was not cool.