my husband thinks im fat

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longshotlove

^ both viable options to deal with an absurd level of asshattery.

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AmyA401 said:

mellinfam said:

I need a plastic surgeon!

Please be mud. Let's throw up a and be done with this.

I'm thinking the same. This is a little absurd..

Mushibamboo

I think you are totally justified if you throw his belongings out on the front lawn and hope for rain.

ktplusbby

Like very sorry if we are wrong, this is a little too much.. but if it's real, I guess I'm a little intense but I would have knocked him in the teeth..

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mrsblissed said:

She's had a couple of other posts, looks like she's been around a while, so I don't think she's a troll. However, I do see the only interactions she's had here are replies on her own threads, which makes me less likely to want to dole out friendly pats on the back and give helpful advice… 

Came here to say this and agree with the MUD.  I'd be more inclined to offer comfort and tell him to fuck off if OP bothered to support anyone in the 5ish months she's been here.  

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taahira

I'm guessing if this is the kind of man he is being now, he really hasn't been to much of a peach from the get.

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mellinfam said:

I was scared to make any posts till like a freaking week or two ago because it turns into this.

Oh no. Don't you start this shit.. you've been here five months and don't know what MUD or a TOU is? Nope. You're showing obvious troll signage. Don't get boohoo now.

specialsn0wflake

mellinfam said:

I was scared to make any posts till like a freaking week or two ago because it turns into this.

You've gotten A LOT of support in your last two threads, so don't even with that.  

taahira

mellinfam said:

Enjoy the rest of your pregnancies. Sorry for wasting your time.

Really? It that necessary? People were actually showing you support here, even though you hadn't given anyone here any support.

ihatetomatoes

Lipo is a way better use of money than your kids future college fund. Although once you're done that, this gem of a husband of yours won't like your face so you'll probably have to change that on a yearly basis. By then he will decide he likes plump women instead so you will have to change that too. Good thing he didn't marry you for what's inside you and you know....love. Stand up to him, eat what you want when you need to. Stay healthy and happy away from some fuck faces shit attitude towards pregnant women.

Duffgurl

Muddy mud mud!

mollymsalyers

I'm agreeing with @angi3o‌ on this!

SuperFudge00

Oohh, if @Duffgurl‌ calls MUD, it's officially MUD!

knjzacher

Fart in his mouth while he's sleeping.

SMFB

This is total bullshit and op is a troll. Fuck off op.

jk3610

I'd say, "Oh yeah, well you can go fuck yourself, sir."  DH jokes with me sometimes, but in a way that we both understand that it's a joke, and I joke right back.  If he came at me seriously with that shit... Oh wait, he wouldn't because I wouldn't marry a man that talks to me like that.  NM.

edit because it's early and my brain is tired.

LMurphy207

If this is real then I think it's time you separate his dick from his body. If not, well then thanks for the morning laugh.

Ifeellikeamammal

To be clear: you did not "get your feelings hurt". HE intentionally hurt your feelings. Flip the paradigm and get outraged, not sad.

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fourthtimesacharm

My husband thinks I'm short. Even pregnant, I'm the exact same height I was the day we got married. I think I need stilts.

nomesy

I always turn up too late .....

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nomesy said:

I always turn up too late .....

Me too, everything is deleted

fourthtimesacharm

There were some QFPs. And the title totally got this stuck in my head...

So your boyfriend thinks you're fat?
Well I ain't down with that,
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking
And I'm thinking 'bout sticking...

nomesy

fourthtimesacharm said:

There were some QFPs. And the title totally got this stuck in my head...

So your boyfriend thinks you're fat?
Well I ain't down with that,
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking
And I'm thinking 'bout sticking...

To the bean pole dames in them magazines you ain't it Miss thing !
Give me a sister I can't resister her , red beans and rice didn't miss her

nomesy

https://youtu.be/_JphDdGV2TU now I have to share the vid cos we all have it in our heads and need to hear it to get it out xxx

dana1047

All about that bass popped into my head...