Just wanted to say to anyone with gum pain, brittle hair. Eat one medium grapefruit a day. I'm on day 10 and I feel better as a mommy to be. Plus it makes my little girl happy. Anyone else with a food that has made them feel great post below
And I totally thought this was going to be about grapefruiting someone. If you've never heard of it, google "angel grapefruiting". I'd link it, but it is very much NSFW.
And I totally thought this was going to be about grapefruiting someone. If you've never heard of it, google "angel grapefruiting". I'd link it, but it is very much NSFW.
My DH shared this one with me because he thought it was funny... the sound (I can't even).
I'm on bag #2 stuffed full of 5 cent candies from the gas station. This healthy brunch is great for tiny holes in your teeth and most likely cures brittle hair too. I'm feeling like a great mommy to be as well. Thanks.
Foods that should make me feel better: spinach, kale, tomatoes, oranges, apples, shredded wheat, brown rice, salmon, water. You get the idea.
Foods that actually make me happy: coffee, donuts, french fries/tater tots, cheese(all the cheese!) ice cream, Reese's cups, peanut butter snickers, bagels and cream cheese, french toast with whipped cream... Shall I go on?
Also if it wasn't for the heartburn I'm pretty sure I could kill a gallon of orange juice right about now.
I thought this was going to be about the grapefruit week. Some of the bumps weeks seem like they should be switched around. Some weeks it seems like they are going off the weight of the fruit and other weeks the length.
On a side note, I highly recommend baked grapefruit. Cut in half(take seeds out) sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar, you could do honey, and bake on broil for 5-10 min. Sooo good. I used to eat these all the time for breakfast.
I ate a pack of starburst last night ... Couldn't stop thinking about them ever since I first read the starburst post weeks ago!! Amazing! I have also had one too many Starbucks latte's lately .. and DH and I just ate McDonald's ... probably our first time in at least 2 years and now my body is not cooperating with me ...
Watermelon has been my friend, its a great alkalized. I haven't been eating grapefruit but it sounds yummy! Mandarins are also wonderful right now since their in season . yum!
Foods that should make me feel better: spinach, kale, tomatoes, oranges, apples, shredded wheat, brown rice, salmon, water. You get the idea.
Foods that actually make me happy: coffee, donuts, french fries/tater tots, cheese(all the cheese!) ice cream, Reese's cups, peanut butter snickers, bagels and cream cheese, french toast with whipped cream... Shall I go on?
Also if it wasn't for the heartburn I'm pretty sure I could kill a gallon of orange juice right about now.
Don't do it! I made the mistake of having two big glasses of OJ last week, right before we went in for a follow-up ultrasound. I ended up getting acid reflux and throwing up during the ultrasound - it was pretty much as gross and embarrassing as it sounds. I don't think I'll be having OJ for awhile!
Also if it wasn't for the heartburn I'm pretty sure I could kill a gallon of orange juice right about now.
Yeah... about that. I take the Zantac so I CAN drink orange juice. I think we've gone through about 10 gallons of Simply Orange OJ since I've been pregnant and DH hasn't gotten one glass.
And I totally thought this was going to be about grapefruiting someone. If you've never heard of it, google "angel grapefruiting". I'd link it, but it is very much NSFW.
Lol... That is what I thought. The kids at work talk about that video."How to Grapefruit your man." Who knew that grapefruits had all these functions?
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Omfg the demon noises that woman made while grapefruiting that dildo will haunt my dreams.
Now I really don't want to google whatever this is.
I googled it. And wow. The noises were scary.
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Please. For the love of Dean Winchester. Do not let our group crank out threads about trying this at home and reporting back.
Because that shit has happened in my intarwebs life, and I had to lay low for about a week while I worked hard to forget I read some things.
What was the consensus? Did men like this, or did the citrus sting their peehole?
It was tried by ladies on my other board. Lots of awkwardness from both parties involved.
Omfg the demon noises that woman made while grapefruiting that dildo will haunt my dreams.
Now I really don't want to google whatever this is.
Just watch it
No way. I'll be haunted forever or something. This reminds of the "two girls, one cup" thing and people complaining afterwards that they'd never be able to in-see it.
All kinds of fruit make me happy as a lamb. So do bagels and cream cheese, bacon, waffles, homemade baked goods, homemade Mac n cheese and fried chicken, fried pork chops, any and all Jamaican food, ice cream and sour skittles. Right now I'm snacking on grapes, carrots and cucs, yummmm.
I also drink a huge mason jar of room temp water with half a squeezed lemon in it ever single morning immediately upon waking and it really helps energize me. Red raspberry tea every afternoon makes me warm and fuzzy, and is great for lady parts.
I finally caved in and watched the grapefruiting video...then proceeded to send it out to everyone. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile so thank you! Although the awkward part came when people were asking how I even found that and I somehow had to explain it was from the bump app pregnancy board. Never a dull moment here .
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Craving a burrito so bad today. I think that will be dinner.
Foods that actually make me happy: coffee, donuts, french fries/tater tots, cheese(all the cheese!) ice cream, Reese's cups, peanut butter snickers, bagels and cream cheese, french toast with whipped cream... Shall I go on?
Also if it wasn't for the heartburn I'm pretty sure I could kill a gallon of orange juice right about now.
On a side note, I highly recommend baked grapefruit. Cut in half(take seeds out) sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar, you could do honey, and bake on broil for 5-10 min. Sooo good. I used to eat these all the time for breakfast.
Well that sucks you've almost finished it, but you did convince me to go get a giant box from Costco, so thank you.
It was tried by ladies on my other board. Lots of awkwardness from both parties involved.
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So do bagels and cream cheese, bacon, waffles, homemade baked goods, homemade Mac n cheese and fried chicken, fried pork chops, any and all Jamaican food, ice cream and sour skittles. Right now I'm snacking on grapes, carrots and cucs, yummmm.
Red raspberry tea every afternoon makes me warm and fuzzy, and is great for lady parts.