Help me be clever and festive.

shellbell3845

I went a lil overboard on the bbw 2/$22 sale, so basically everyone is getting khemycals (aka candles, jic anyone isn't following along) -- neighbors, coworkers, dcp, etcetera -- as at least part of their gift.

I want a cute saying to put on the tag, but, since I'm pretty lame, I'm failing.

Help.

Don't let me down, F14.

greer14

Seen these on Pinterest:
"May your days be happy, your heart be light, your Christmas merry, and your New Years bright!"
Or this... And you can replace teacher with whatever

greer14

Might help if the picture was attached #-o

shellbell3845

squirm said:

"Merry Chemical"

"Jingle Smells"

"frankincense"

"myrrh"

"your house stinks"

Jingle smells wins.

iwubrory

Are those clever and festive enough for ya $hell?