Let's do that FFFC thang!

MmmPopcorn

I miss these. Let's hear those confessions!

MmmPopcorn

I think I gave my cat Sierra Mist instead of water in his water bowl yesterday. I didn't realize it until later in the evening when we caught him drinking out of the baby's bath. Life is confusing around these parts.

KMW08

I woke dh up to feed LO at 3AM this morning. This is fairly normal except LO skipped his normal 1AM feed, so I never really got out of bed. DH will never know

uncharted01

I haven't showered since Tuesday and I seriously can't remember if I brushed my teeth yesterday. Motherhood is glamorous. 

shan24

I'm covered in spit up, wearing the same clothes I've worn for the past two days, haven't showered since Wednesday, haven't brushed my teeth and I'm eating cheesies for breakfast. Definition of glamour, right here.

ssstephanie214

I used to think I would want twins......LOL WHAT?? ??

Srsly I want to give all you twin mommies a million dollars and a trophy. And a housekeeper. And a wet nurse.

gldnbearz

I have my 7 weeks pp appointment today. Haven't showered or gotten out of PJs since Tues or Weds. Not because I didn't want to but b/c LO needed a bath or change worse than I did.

At least I've managed to brush my teeth. At least, that's what I think my wet toothbrush means.

MrsC430

ssstephanie214 said:

I used to think I would want twins......LOL WHAT?? ??

Srsly I want to give all you twin mommies a million dollars and a trophy. And a housekeeper. And a wet nurse.

@ssstephanie214‌ Aww love it. I wonder if the million dollars could buy some of my sanity back? It may be too far gone

NunyaBennis

I nursed the baby in a fitting room at the mall and as we were leaving I noticed that I had spilled some of my latte (luckily not much!). I absorbed what I could with the clean part of her dirty diaper... worked pretty well, actually!

shan24

amadkins197 said:

I've been in the same pajamas since Tuesday night. I only wear real clothes if I have to leave the house.

Once I realized this I thought about putting different pjs on.....but they don't have spit up or anything on them so I think I'm just going to nap instead.

A friend of mine just texted me to a ask if this afternoon was good for a visit. I'm now trying to figure out which set of pjs I should deem my "company" pjs cause Lord knows I'm not putting on real clothes.

MissN06

I'm counting DD's rinse from her massive poop last night as a bath.  It doesn't matter that only her bottom half was rinsed at this point.

carafern

The other day LO spit up on my duvet twice in the night, and then early that morning our pup came onto the bed after being walked by DH and proceeded to vomit on the bed. I just folded those parts over and proceeded to nurse LO in bed. We didn't wash the cover until hours later. My tolerance of mess and bodily fluids has increased significantly since motherhood.

gldnbearz

LO has been wearing just onesies and sleepers since coming home. I haven't tried putting her in any other clothes yet.

We've only been outside for appointments, walking the dog, and once to the grandparents.

CarrieAnne09

I smell of spit up/sour breast milk but I'm still not changing until I shower. I just don't see the point in putting on clean clothes until I'm clean. Even if it does mean sitting in stinky clothes for another hour til DH gets home.

ssstephanie214

@bethas my dad never said no to books. I think that's very special for a kid.

MrsC430

bethas said:

In the last week I have eaten two whole boxes of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes.

@bethas‌ Ahh I forgot about those & now I want them! So good!

CarrieAnne09

@bethas‌ - one thing my parents never said no to was books. I'm a super avid reader still to this day.

Curlyfries851

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna wake up one day with pink eye from changing dirty diapers in the dark and then making ZERO attempts to wash my hands...

NunyaBennis

Curlyfries851 said:

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna wake up one day with pink eye from changing dirty diapers in the dark and then making ZERO attempts to wash my hands...

Hahaha!
I try to at least wipe off whichever finger applied the butt paste... but who's to say I always use the cleanest corner of the wipe? Hmm.

AngelaL814

bethas said:

In the last week I have eaten two whole boxes of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes.  WTF is wrong with me?  OH!  I have no time and no extra hands to actually eat a decent meal anymore.  

I caved and bought

I ate an entire box of white fudge Oreos. All by myself. I feel your pain.

smboswell1

I can't remember the last time I ate a vegetable.... I use to be such a healthy eater and now I forget to eat! It was 5 the other day and I kept getting dizzy spells. I then realize I hadn't eaten anything all day. So, a coke and a candy bar was what I grabbed.... Smart?

Ineedmorecoffee

My kid is 3 weeks tomorrow and she's never had a proper bath. I wipe her down with a warm washcloth. I just don't think she needs a bath yet.

I loooove the smell of baby puke.

I also have been eating like shit lately. I am too busy feeding these two. My lunch the past few days is the three year olds leftover sand which.

songbirdsinging55

DS spit up on my pillow, he fell asleep after and instead of changing the pillowcase or using a different pillow, I flipped it over.

One of my breast pads came off in my sleep and I woke up with my bed soaked in milk. How the hell do I clean this?

marajay6

Wolkie said:

*SNIP*

songbirdsinging55 said:

One of my breast pads came off in my sleep and I woke up with my bed soaked in milk. How the hell do I clean this?

I am constantly covered in BM. Will just buy a new mattress once I stop BFing

We have a waterproof mattress cover. Makes cleaning easy.

marajay6

Hygiene has declined for me like it has foray of you. I shower every other day, skip the toothbrush ing more than I should, and rarely get dressed.

My real confession isn't juicy but totally flame worthy: I still haven't sent out my baby shower thank you notes. It's been three months. I will finish this weekend. I promise!

Snuffy007

sj+cm131 said:

Hygiene has declined for me like it has foray of you. I shower every other day, skip the toothbrush ing more than I should, and rarely get dressed.

My real confession isn't juicy but totally flame worthy: I still haven't sent out my baby shower thank you notes. It's been three months. I will finish this weekend. I promise!

Thank god I'm not the only one!

kfo22

@amadkins197‌ Omg that would be the best visitor ever. PJ guests! Maybe I should make that a visiting requirement.

Maelara

When A spits up in my hair i just wipe it out. No need for a shower.

I dont wash my hands after MOTN diaper changes every time. I only wash my hands when its a poopy diaper.

I hate my husband. He's a useless tit and the only reason we are still married right now is because im to tired to leave. That and i know this is how i get after having a baby. I cant tell if its him or me.

wildflower75

@Maelara that makes me sad... how long after N did you stop feeling that way about your H? I hope he gets his act together so you can be happy (read in love) with him!

We're always here if you need to talk about it or just vent!

Maelara

@Wildflower75 a couple months last time. My H is working a lot right now. I need him to not be. He is going back to work after N goes to bed and he worked 5 hours today. I know why he is doing this, his boss (who is more like a friend) asked him too. The boss is actually there working too. I just need him at home, i need his life to have changed as much as mine has.

wildflower75

@Maelara I totally get it... you're feeling like you're doing everything on your own because he's out at work and you're with two girls that are sucking the life out of you (we'll at least my 2 girls are sucking the life outta me right now). This is especially hard because when he is home he's tired from work but you're tired from being a mom. Am I right? Have you talked to him about it? Is he responsive?
Hopefully your feelings pass in a few months (or sooner) like last time!!

Maelara

@wildflower75‌ my girls are totes draining the life out of me. Good way of putting it! Today, I asked DH what time it was and cried when i found out it was only 5pm (at the time). I have talked to him about it many times and he keeps working these extra hours. I know he's doing it because it's expected but I need him right now and im not getting the support i need from him. I hope these feelings pass too. I really do love him to pieces.

wildflower75

Hang in there @Maelara!!! I'm sure in a few months you will feel much much better!
*hugs*