help please!

snowbaby1214 · December 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

Kaayla stopped reading 40 posts ago...but I do love how this thread is still going and all the funny puns/gifs/pics

Agreed. I am both disgusted and intrigued.

bigbobdole · December 2014

Guess who's home and on her laptop...

lbete · December 2014

Ya know, there are only so many topics to cover in any subject, including pregnancy.
I only use the mobile app so looking up posts is more of a pain in the ass.
And yes, we all have google and our doctors to consult.
But sometimes, you know your body and diarrhea or even loose stools doesn't seem worrisome when you're doing everything else right.
Mylanta causes loose stools. Some people experience days of constipation followed by days of loose stools.
Can we all calm down. This is meant to be a discussion group and a supportive community.
If you've got nothing kind to say to the poster, say nothing, yea?

robsbabygirl08 · December 2014

lbete said:
Ya know, there are only so many topics to cover in any subject, including pregnancy.
I only use the mobile app so looking up posts is more of a pain in the ass.
And yes, we all have google and our doctors to consult.
But sometimes, you know your body and diarrhea or even loose stools doesn't seem worrisome when you're doing everything else right.
Mylanta causes loose stools. Some people experience days of constipation followed by days of loose stools.
Can we all calm down. This is meant to be a discussion group and a supportive community.
If you've got nothing kind to say to the poster, say nothing, yea?

QFP

tslmom87 · December 2014

I usually lol when I'm pregnant and shitting my life away for 5 days too.

The puns are killing me.

bigbobdole · December 2014

YaMrWhite · December 2014

lbete said:
Ya know, there are only so many topics to cover in any subject, including pregnancy.
I only use the mobile app so looking up posts is more of a pain in the ass.
And yes, we all have google and our doctors to consult.
But sometimes, you know your body and diarrhea or even loose stools doesn't seem worrisome when you're doing everything else right.
Mylanta causes loose stools. Some people experience days of constipation followed by days of loose stools.
Can we all calm down. This is meant to be a discussion group and a supportive community.
If you've got nothing kind to say to the poster, say nothing, yea?

You don't like our pun party?

raveness · December 2014

bigbobdole · December 2014

Thank you, Doctor...

bigbobdole · December 2014

And I would also like to add that I am mobile a lot of the time and I never have an issue finding the search function on the forums. (The search bar is at the bottom of the page)

And I can ask Dr. Google about my explosive poops faster than I can get the stupid bump app to even load.

Jellybean707 · December 2014

lbete said:

Ya know, there are only so many topics to cover in any subject, including pregnancy. I only use the mobile app so looking up posts is more of a pain in the ass. And yes, we all have google and our doctors to consult. But sometimes, you know your body and diarrhea or even loose stools doesn't seem worrisome when you're doing everything else right. Mylanta causes loose stools. Some people experience days of constipation followed by days of loose stools. Can we all calm down. This is meant to be a discussion group and a supportive community. If you've got nothing kind to say to the poster, say nothing, yea?

BookitBoo · December 2014

I don't mind answering questions that are a bit silly to me. But when did we become a 'discussion group,' and why does that mean that we can't have a sense of humor? Are they mutual exclusive?

I can't find the search bar to ask

lbete · December 2014

Awe, you hens are so typical.

BookitBoo · December 2014

lbete said:
Awe, you hens are so typical.

Honey, I'm fabulous.

raveness · December 2014

Just some good advice:

Oh, okay! Sit when experiencing explosive diarrhea. Now I understand. Just needed a visual to clear up the confusion.

lbete · December 2014

As if women were less catty in the 50's
Lol!
Oops! Can I say lol in this instance? Is that acceptable?
Ladies??

BookitBoo · December 2014

@ibete

iheartichi · December 2014

grumpycat88 said:
Also,

My favorite movie of all time!!

raveness · December 2014

lbete said:

Awe, you hens are so typical.

@Jennifer Milsaps L Milsaps L Lawson this made me think of Beyonce and and now Miracle the metal Chicken mailbox. Happy Sunday

Reiden · December 2014

This whole thread is just

Thanks MUD'er and ladies, for making this thread the perfect bedtime read

readyforround2 · December 2014

raveness said:

lbete said:

Awe, you hens are so typical.

Omg! This made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my milk!

)

bigbobdole · December 2014

I'm appointing myself

bigbobdole · December 2014

I just made my own LYFE!

4littlebears · December 2014

So, wait... are we hens or are we emus? I'm so confused

robsbabygirl08 · December 2014

ACH831 said:

lbete said:

Awe, you hens are so typical.

LMAO.

Please someone tell me that female emus are referred to as hens...

--------quote fail-------

They ARE!!!! LMAO

bigbobdole · December 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

ACH831 said:

lbete said:

Awe, you hens are so typical.

LMAO.

Please someone tell me that female emus are referred to as hens...

Well according to emumagic.com, they are!

https://www.emumagic.com/ranch/emufacts.html

This website also verifies it!

https://www.clarklandfarm.com/CEF PF About our animals Emu.htm

I had no issue finding a search bar to retrieve this information.

bigbobdole · December 2014

VioletGjoni said:

If hens get hemorrhoids, then call me a fucking hen. Bitches love hens.

QUOTE FAILLLL

According to backyardchickens.com they can have some prolapse. As long as the other hens don't peck at it, it should be fine. You can put hemorrhoid cream on it.

BookitBoo · December 2014

I want this badge and my TFC donut badge. So badly.

I texted my friend asking what a female emu is called and she replied....

Wait for it

Shemu.

I laughed so damn hard

4littlebears · December 2014

megan81112 said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

ACH831 said:

lbete said:

Awe, you hens are so typical.

LMAO.

Please someone tell me that female emus are referred to as hens...

Well according to emumagic.com, they are!

https://www.emumagic.com/ranch/emufacts.html

This website also verifies it!

https://www.clarklandfarm.com/CEF PF About our animals Emu.htm

I had no issue finding a search bar to retrieve this information.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

4littlebears · December 2014

Why is my hen so big? Nevermind, I give up trying to add pictures

longcat07 · December 2014

ACH831 said:

Alright, I got it:

ZOMG emu hen badge!

i'm so there.

LaBellaVida · December 2014

Good stuff here!

I'd like to just point out- I can't search for anything in the search bar on TB on mobile. It Always rerouted me to the knot.

I've got android, so maybe that's why.

Back to what your doing......

spoonleg · December 2014

BookitBoo said:

I want this badge and my TFC donut badge. So badly. I texted my friend asking what a female emu is called and she replied.... Wait for it Shemu. I laughed so damn hard

Bringing this thread full circle, I just diarrhea'd my pants over "shemu." Hilarious.

snowbaby1214 · December 2014

@ACH831, Lovin the new badge!

Jellybean707 · December 2014

ACH831 said:

Alright, I got it:

OMG I love it. Added!

peggels24 · December 2014

This thread is awesome for so many reasons.

Lanatir · December 2014

Damn I LOVE that badge, but I suck at getting it in my siggy.

Lanatir · December 2014

Whatever, you all keep your hens. I'm totally a broad. :-bd

pleirey · December 2014

I love this thread for so many different reasons! Soooo glad I finally caught up on it! I laughed so hard I snorted very loudly...and yes, coworkers heard it. :-D Love, love, love the badge!