CD fails and 'tails

flummadiddle85

G was in a kite folded FST,and Assunta tiny cover that I put him in. This kid doesn't poop often, but when he does, he doesn't joke around. He was sitting in the high chair while V and I ate lunch. He pooped. When I picked him up,and felt my arm wet. Poopsplosion. Out of the leg, on the cover, onesie, and high chair. My only consolation is how much worse it would've been in a sposie. There was poop all overthe cover inside.

violajack

N was in a small workhorse fitted and an imagine newborn fully unsnapped. Apparently I didn't check the legs well enough, in addition to the fact that the imagine seem to fit weird around the top of his thighs. He had his largest poop to date in his jumperoo (aka poop shoot). It was all over the diaper and cover and a little made it out onto the onesie and his pants. I'm glad he decided to get that done in the morning since we're going out all afternoon. I had dressed him in not his fancy clothes in case he spit up too much before we left, but he ended up pooping on them instead. Oh well, I'm about to start diaper laundry anyway. 

You forgot your coctail. I'll just have an extra glass of wine tonight. Our last bottle is a Butterfly Kiss Moscato. Smooth and sweet, yummy. 

flummadiddle85

violajack said:

N was in a small workhorse fitted and an imagine newborn fully unsnapped. Apparently I didn't check the legs well enough, in addition to the fact that the imagine seem to fit weird around the top of his thighs. He had his largest poop to date in his jumperoo (aka poop shoot). It was all over the diaper and cover and a little made it out onto the onesie and his pants. I'm glad he decided to get that done in the morning since we're going out all afternoon. I had dressed him in not his fancy clothes in case he spit up too much before we left, but he ended up pooping on them instead. Oh well, I'm about to start diaper laundry anyway. 

You forgot your coctail. I'll just have an extra glass of wine tonight. Our last bottle is a Butterfly Kiss Moscato. Smooth and sweet, yummy. 

All we have around the house right now are Coronas. And some hard liquor that my SIL gave us, but I have no idea what's there. 

abby8279

Saturday morning mimosas for no reason?  I say why not!?

TJ1979

What is a toasted almond?

candlequeen

These posts made me throw up in my mouth a little :-&

unaveragejane

I can't do the liquor/milk combos. I also hate chocolate milk. I'm so weird.

TJ1979

Ok. P had a blowout in a simplex. And I even looked at it and wondered if the leg was gaping. It was. She shat on the carpet.
Then I drank a glass of Malbec. From a box.

candlequeen

unaveragejane said:

I can't do the liquor/milk combos. I also hate chocolate milk. I'm so weird.

I'll be weird with you. Milk with liquor isn't my thing. I had a chocolate martini once and liked it but it didn't have milk and one was enough for me.

TJ1979

missmimsyy said:

We don't keep ice or it would it would have been amaretto on the rocks.

What the ever loving fuck?

mariek312

When DH was changing LO I came over and handed him an unfolded flat (I usually fold them and stash them at the changing station) and asked him if he had this, what would he do. I thought it'd be hilarious but he proceeded to do a perfect mini kite fold to which I was amazed! When I congratulated him he was confused because he "wasn't done," thinking I had meant he couldn't have anything else but needed to find a way to secure it. "I thought you meant if there was a zombie apocalypse so there weren't any more snappis!"