~~~~~~~ FFFC ~~~~~~~~

PinkCamino

reginaphilangee

I posted this in ttgp too, but figured y'all could laugh a little at my expense as well.

Last week my boobs were super sore and I was all moody so I decided to take a test. BFN. I was so bummed.

Confession: I completely forgot that H and I hadn't even had sex since my last period due to my abdomen injury. I told him what I did and he laughed so hard he cried. "Babe! It'd be like the immaculate conception!"

Haha. Very funny.

K. I admit. It's kinda funny
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PinkCamino

I check babys r us daily to see if my SIL has created a registry.

I'm a fucking glutton for punishment.

forevermyfenix

@jj32‌ oh no! Glad there was a plunger there! My luck that would happen and I'd have to go around asking for one.

blackbird818

@jj32‌ ) ) thanks for making this sick birdie feel a little better w that story.


Ps when H & I were just dating, i clogged up the toilet at his house & plunged forever trying to get it to go down to no avail. Finally i had to tell him & he unclogged it. I was MORTIFIED! "> definitely no mystery left after that lol. To this day if i have a bad poop edisode, i use the master bathroom instead of the guest one (scene of the crime) bc it clogs up more easily

Nikolie93

@pinkcamino I have done similar things. I have no idea why and I know it's dumb *hug*

@sarcaztic10 I feel the same about my Tap 357 whisky. I just had to check the bar to make sure I still have a bottle left. One more...just ONE more. I want to sip it to make it last but who am I kidding, GUZZLE ALL THE ALCOHOL! 

@jj32 I am cracking up but only because I can kind of relate only that happened to me at a Goodyear tire place that was fixing my car...and there was no plunger. ">

BookishMomma

bluedaisy0627 said:

Yesterday was cd2, I had a migraine hangover, and I started my blood pressure meds in the morning. They said to take with food or milk. I am so nauseated at the beginning of a cycle, I couldn't eat. I took them with milk and proceeded to be so out of it, I couldn't have driven safely at 5 pm. I didn't go to work. FFFC: the above did not stop me from partaking in our advent calendar. Why are my pics ALWAYS sideways?

@bluedaisy0627 wait, is your advent calendar 25 days of BOOZE? That is the best idea I have heard in a long time, possibly ever.

Nikolie93

@jj32 I was completely mortified. And I was the only girl in there so it would have been quite obvious as to who it was. I decided not to tell them though and just let them find it later 

BookishMomma

jj32 said:

I had a pooptastropy in the ladies bathroom at work this morning.

I had some craft beers last night and I had the rumble guts this morning. I used the restroom at home and thought I would be good for the day. Nope! I get to work and I have to go, like almost run to the restroom. I get in there and blow up the toilet and decide to do a courtesy flush, well at the moment I could tell something was wrong and the I sheer panic took over. The toilet started filling up with with water and I thought it was going to overflow. I saw a plunger and started gently plunging and it went down. I thought I was safe. Wrong! I finish using the bathroom and flush and it starts filling up again. I turn around and lift the back off the toilet and the lid pours water all over my pants, so now I am wet. I plunge again and it goes down, I try and re-flush and it happens again. Two more plunging episodes later I finally get the toilet working. Ugh, thankfully nothing overflowed. 

I never want to poop at work again. TGIF!

@jj32 haven't you learned from @momentomori's experience with craft beer? 

welly01

Today is jeans day at work and I didn't get around to washing clothes this week.  I pulled the only pair of jeans that fit right now from the bottom of the dirty clothes pile.  Luckily they were sort of folded in half, so not too wrinkly.  Definitely need to wash them this weekend though! ">

PinkCamino

sweetcalittc1 said:

My husband was in a car accident this morning. He's perfectly fine. His truck is not. I'm pissed that it wasn't my car because I had wanted a new car anyways.

Oh no! Glad to hear your Dh is okay though!

Nikolie93

I am so going to try to find that UV Blue @sarcaztic10! I just found a place online that ships to Florida in case I can't find any here! They don't ship to TN though  

@sweetcalittc1 I am so sorry, Glad to hear your H is ok though! 

Nikolie93

Oh my @PetraStonegirl! I just have to say that I am glad you made it to a bathroom!

On a side note, poop splatter is the worst  ">

TowerClimbersWife

@PetraStonegirl

You totally made the right decision by sharing! That was a much needed laugh. I've never had an experience quite like that, but if I ever do I will use your example of bravery and not be afraid to share ti some day!

forevermyfenix

@Petrastonegirl Oh my gosh! Great poo story! I can't say I've fully known the gall-bladder removal poo is, but my DH had his taken out and um...lets just say I know when he gets "the face" our one bathroom better be clear! 

rslh10

PetraStonegirl said:

Flame Free, right?

Okay, I've been inspired to tell a Petra Adventure Story that I have never told anyone, ever. Imma just going to warn y'all now, the following poop misadventure story is graphic!

You've been warned.

No, really.

Some years back I was backpacking overseas. I was in my first night staying in a new youth hostel near a night market I had been told about. I was walking down the street towards the market for dinner, when I ran into a talkative acquaintance from the backpacking circuit.  We stood talking for a while and she was inviting me to meet up later when that horrifying feeling hit.

A bile shit.

Those of you without a gallbladder might get this reference,  and I guarantee that anyone who has experienced this particularr hell just clenched their butt cheeks.

When you live life without a gallbladder,  you must eat regularly. Skip breakfast and 20 minutes after you eat lunch, you are on the john. If you've fasted long enough,  just thinking about food is enough to cause it. Backpacking lends itself to fasting, and I was thinking about dinner so very longingly. 

*snip*

/ded

 this is how I picture you cleaning up:

 

I know exactly the bile shits you speak of!  You can never trust a fart when you don't have a gallbladder.

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negritosmami

Pregnancy mentioned..not mine have an ex best friend who did some super grimy shit to me..she was pregnant same time as me and was due this past Sunday..I cant stand seein her name on our mutual friends pages so I want to block her..but im sooo nosey and wanna see her baby..cause I love seein babies that much and I mean we WERE besties...that im waiting to see the baby and then im totally gonna block her lol im soo petty and its torture seeing her name and pregnancy but I just HAVE to see this baby smdh I need help