TMI Tuesday

texasmama15

I'm thinking with the Thanksgiving holiday we're going to have some good ones this week...

texasmama15

So last night I was working in the craft room on a project and MH was standing right next to me helping. He looks at me and says "Did you fart??" and I said "no!!" and he said "oh well something smells"...then I realize it IS me and must be my CM and I was like "ohhh, well actually, I've been smelling weird these days so I think it is me" and he replies "Oh yeah, I read that you will be having more gas and discharge so that makes sense"... CRINGE...  X_X

lgsdesigner

After all the Thanksgiving food (two dinners, mind you), I had horrible gas. When we got home-- I pretended like I was doing laundry to get away from DH, and every time I bent down to pick up an article of clothing, I let one rip.

Also—I haven’t shaved my legs in 3 weeks. What a sexy wife, I am!

lgsdesigner

GFJ48 said:

I'm still having an issue with boogers. It's super annoying!!

SAME!

MaryGraceRich

I hadn't pooped in two days until last night. I clogged my toilet so bad it took DH until 6:00am this morning to figure out how to fix it. No amount of plunging could fix it.

TeacherMom2015

I'm back to having tons of discharge again.  It's gross.  I feel like I'm dripping sometimes.

trislee

Driving in to work this morning I was feeling perfectly fine and randomly coughed. Instead of simply coughing, I threw up all over myself. Cardigan, shirt, undershirt, bra, pants, hair. No warning, just a random cough. I'm taking a personal day because I literally smelled like an elementary school. Ugh. Straight to the washing machine and the shower, then to bed with the west wing because today sucked too much already.

chertmm

I had an unplanned OB appointment yesterday. I slept in so I didn't get a shower that morning. And I haven't shaved legs or pubes in close to a month. Add to that my flaky dry skin and we I was just mortified to have the doc in between my legs. I feel like a hairy, smelly, flaky pile of unattractiveness.

FreddyisReady

Add me to the discharge list. Ewww...

jakobaby

DH told me to hold still this weekend. He picked a glob of earwax off my ear. Gross! I clean my ears daily, pregnant or not. Guess I can't keep up with these hormones.

soofttie

I haven't bathed in 2 days becuase I feel like crap. This head cold is for the birds.

DawnLilly

I had a disturbing sex dream about one of my husband's relatives. He's not even attractive and the sex was terrible and awkward. It made me wish my morning sickness was back so that I could throw up about it. That's how bad it was.

Angelina08m

Last night I was so constipated I had to decompact myself. I think all my pride is gone. :-&

tinyjoys

I just took a tylenol with a drink of pickle juice.

alaw0729

One more for the gas and nasty CM lists...

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Sarahbmcd

Not tmi but one of the foods I can't eat right now is chili. I'm a nanny for a mom that works at home. She just finished off chili from this weekend and the crockpot is in the sink. That smell is killing me right now. Ugh. Like i don't even want to go near the sink let alone get rid of the smell.

jennz201

The mucus, dear lord the mucus. I feel like my vagina has a cold. I have to wipe like three separate times every time I pee.

jenanns

LinnyDan12 said:

T1green said:

I have long dark hair sprouting up on my nipples and my boyfriend noticed them last night.  He won't leave me alone about it and I'm too afraid to pluck them so I guess I'll trim them tonight.  Damn pregnancy hormones are turning me into a hairy beast!

Just pluck them.  I unfortunately have this pregnant or not, thanks to PCOS.  Plucking is the best solution and it doesn't hurt typically.

I second plucking is best!

First1123

Is anybody else's vag super swollen?? I knew it would swell, but for serious... It's like a giant ’gina!

Lezzie82

Birth club going up, on a Tuesday! Got my baby in the cut and it's choosay!!

texasmama15

Lezzie82 said:

Birth club going up, on a Tuesday! Got my baby in the cut and it's choosay!!

What? I'm confused.

Lezzie82

It's a popular song right now. Lol. Chirp on that

Lezzie82

Shit they play it every 10 sec where I live. It's not like a masterpiece but it's fun! Just a silly song

Lezzie82

T1green said:

Lezzie82 said:

It's a popular song right now. Lol. Chirp on that

And what song would that be because Google didn't bring up any search results?


Tuesday by Drake and some other people I have no clue

https://youtu.be/avFq9errZCk

I am going to assume you don't listen to any rap/hip hop or pop stations. . That probably explains it. We come from the country music Capitol of the World but hardly anyone actually listens to it lol.

wingardium3

T1green said:

I live in Houston where everyone listens to it except for me.  I'm pissed because they took our last classic rock station and turned it into a hip hop station.  Any fellow Houstonians know what I'm talking about?  RIP 93.7 the Arrow.

I'm not anywhere near Texas but I just busted out laughing at your gif!! Scared the crap out of my pups.

wingardium3

I'm going to check my name to mostly everything that was mentioned before me.

I have a WTF and TMI together. Last night hubby and I went to have sex. Was getting all excited but apparently my body and vagina were not?! Like freaking sand paper. So bad I started crying which of course killed the mood. My MW put me on a no go for the first Tri and I was horny as hell the whole time. Now, I can indulge all I want and my body is just not reacting. Plus my CM doesn't help. Gah! (

browneyedgirl00

I clogged the toilet for the second time in two days...and I can't even plunge it myself because it's making me gag. Ugh.

sthrncharmer

Word! @T1green‌ that was a rude awakening when I turned the arrow on!

Add me to the swollen vag, extra cm, congestion and gas group.
This episode didn't happen to me this week but it's still relevant. I was vomiting in our bathroom and it was so forceful that I peed on myself. This of course led me to peeing on the rug around our toilet. When H got home he went to our bathroom, came out with a confused look on his face and said "The bathroom wreaks and the rug is missing. Do I want to know?"
I simply explained and he gave me a hug. Then asked if the rug was in the wash bc the floor gets cold at night and his feet will freeze. **face palm**

squeezebean

Mucus everywhere! And oh the smells.

Plus I was so tired of the increasing body hair I shaved my happy trail. All the way up to the belly button.

peteresa

You're lucky you just have a cold, over Thanksgiving I managed to get a cold, ear infection and pink eye with green mucous oozing out of my eye, anyone hungry for dinner???

peteresa

Uhhh...I was excited to get a new razor so I'd be well groomed for my drs. appt...I shaved and for some reason my skin didn't like the new razor now I have bright red razor bumps that my "cutie" Dr has to look at now....how embarrassing!