The Blow Job thread from A14 was revived today. Apparently I commented on it because I keep getting notifications that someone else posted on it. I don't know how to make them stop. Ugh.
Also, DH was gone last week M-F. I dropped him off at the airport yesterday at noon and he won't be back until Wednesday. He's also out of the country so talking sucks :-( stupid work travel.
I also hate everything today. We went OOT this weekend and had fun but now I have tired/cranky kids, a mountain of laundry to do, and tons of unpacking/decluttering that needs to be done. I'm running on fumes and just want a nap.
I was up half the night because my neighbors upstairs were having sex. Good for them, right? Except she screams like a banshee the whole time. 2 and a half hours of that crap. I'm grumpy this morning.
After 3 months of maternity leave I went back to work for 3 weeks then I missed DD so much I ended up quitting. I went in and visited the other day with DD and she didn't have any shoes or socks on because it wasn't that cold and she doesn't keep them on anyways. One of the girls I worked with told me I need to come back to work so I can afford shoes for my baby. I know she was joking but it has bugged me all weekend. Especially since her daughter is 28 doesn't have a job and is on welfare because "it's to hard to get along with people all day and I don't want anyone to tell me what to do." She also won't marry her unemployed BF because she isn't sure she wants the commitment. This girl was also given a crib, car seat, stroller among a lot of other baby gear which she sold because she wanted only new stuff. Umm your on welfare dear, do you really get to be that picky (may be my unpopular opinion)? Seriously so bugged. Sorry for the MBF novel.
We are visiting my in laws this week. I'm stuck with MIL & SIL while DH is in the woods hunting until wednesday. He gets no cell reception either.
I've spent the last 24 hours telling MIL not to give DS food, let him watch tv, and not let my 10 month old nice give DS kisses. I am angry and exhausted and want DH back. This has proved that we won't be coming back for Christmas. I can't handle any more of their BSC.
First Baby and a complete surprise.
Hubby has decided to be team green so we are driving friends and family crazy!
DD has decided to give up STTN. I think she might be teething, but DS really spoiled us with never having trouble with anything, so I'm not sure. It doesn't help that in order to go to her, I have to put the stupid boot back on my foot and hobble downstairs.
MiL boiled the kettle so I'm going to have a cup of tea. It's ruined for me though because everything tastes nasty because of being sick. Grrargh rage rage.
TMI: My chest hurts and I keep coughing up unpleasant gunk. Do not want.
Exs mom made a FB post on his page about how great of a son he is regardless of the negative, false accusations that I've made about him and that with the Lord, blah blah blah. They make me sick. GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING DOG, YOU FUCKWADS!!!!!!!!
I thought of another (petty) one. About five years ago (before I had kids), I made a homemade pumpkin roll and took it to thanksgiving at my ILs' house. It was really hard to make - I got so frustrated and swore I'd never try it again. It didn't even taste that much better than the store bought ones. Anyway, my MIL still talks about that damn pumpkin roll. I texted her the other day to ask what we should bring on Thursday. She said my sweet potato casserole (fine) and maybe a dessert. I replied to ask her how many people are coming (to see if I needed to make one or two pecan-chocolate pies). She texts back and says just one pumpkin roll will be enough. WTAF? I didn't even offer to bring that and if she thinks I'm going to follow the zillion step process to make a pumpkin roll with three kids underfoot, she can fuck off.
I realize that I'm not really showing the holiday spirit, but still...
Today blows all around. DD is fussing and refusing to eat. DS seems to have forgotten how to listen or do anything half helpful. DH can't seem to find the hampers for his dirty clothes or clean up after himself resulting in half a can of mt dew to be dumped on the love seat and all over DS. The wiring in our house sucks and we lost power to two outlets in complete opposite ends of the house, luckily that was an easy fix. And to top it all off Aunt Flow is in town making me grumpy and hurting my innards.
I thought of another (petty) one. About five years ago (before I had kids), I made a homemade pumpkin roll and took it to thanksgiving at my ILs' house. It was really hard to make - I got so frustrated and swore I'd never try it again. It didn't even taste that much better than the store bought ones. Anyway, my MIL still talks about that damn pumpkin roll. I texted her the other day to ask what we should bring on Thursday. She said my sweet potato casserole (fine) and maybe a dessert. I replied to ask her how many people are coming (to see if I needed to make one or two pecan-chocolate pies). She texts back and says just one pumpkin roll will be enough. WTAF? I didn't even offer to bring that and if she thinks I'm going to follow the zillion step process to make a pumpkin roll with three kids underfoot, she can fuck off.
I realize that I'm not really showing the holiday spirit, but still...
Maybe you should literally bring a pumpkin and roll it on the floor when you walk in the door and say, "Here's your pumpkin roll". Make what you want. I only make stuff that I know I will eat and can take back home with me.
I thought of another (petty) one. About five years ago (before I had kids), I made a homemade pumpkin roll and took it to thanksgiving at my ILs' house. It was really hard to make - I got so frustrated and swore I'd never try it again. It didn't even taste that much better than the store bought ones. Anyway, my MIL still talks about that damn pumpkin roll. I texted her the other day to ask what we should bring on Thursday. She said my sweet potato casserole (fine) and maybe a dessert. I replied to ask her how many people are coming (to see if I needed to make one or two pecan-chocolate pies). She texts back and says just one pumpkin roll will be enough. WTAF? I didn't even offer to bring that and if she thinks I'm going to follow the zillion step process to make a pumpkin roll with three kids underfoot, she can fuck off.
I realize that I'm not really showing the holiday spirit, but still...
Sounds like you should be looking for a store bought one and putting it in your own dishware. Or just ignore her comment completely about the pumpkin roll and bring the pie.
I thought of another (petty) one. About five years ago (before I had kids), I made a homemade pumpkin roll and took it to thanksgiving at my ILs' house. It was really hard to make - I got so frustrated and swore I'd never try it again. It didn't even taste that much better than the store bought ones. Anyway, my MIL still talks about that damn pumpkin roll. I texted her the other day to ask what we should bring on Thursday. She said my sweet potato casserole (fine) and maybe a dessert. I replied to ask her how many people are coming (to see if I needed to make one or two pecan-chocolate pies). She texts back and says just one pumpkin roll will be enough. WTAF? I didn't even offer to bring that and if she thinks I'm going to follow the zillion step process to make a pumpkin roll with three kids underfoot, she can fuck off.
I realize that I'm not really showing the holiday spirit, but still...
Sounds like you should be looking for a store bought one and putting it in your own dishware. Or just ignore her comment completely about the pumpkin roll and bring the pie.
I'm hating life today too, I'm so tired because dd is waking up every 45 minutes on average. I miss my dog. I hate one of my coworkers and wish it was legal to stab her. I was late to work today because of my husband. Monday's suck.
I'm trying to make local mommy friends. Ice posted about a morNing walking group on Monday. I get lots of positive feedback saying how awesome an idea it is and even people saying they'll come...no one came. I'm seriously disappointed.
I thought of another (petty) one. About five years ago (before I had kids), I made a homemade pumpkin roll and took it to thanksgiving at my ILs' house. It was really hard to make - I got so frustrated and swore I'd never try it again. It didn't even taste that much better than the store bought ones. Anyway, my MIL still talks about that damn pumpkin roll. I texted her the other day to ask what we should bring on Thursday. She said my sweet potato casserole (fine) and maybe a dessert. I replied to ask her how many people are coming (to see if I needed to make one or two pecan-chocolate pies). She texts back and says just one pumpkin roll will be enough. WTAF? I didn't even offer to bring that and if she thinks I'm going to follow the zillion step process to make a pumpkin roll with three kids underfoot, she can fuck off.
I realize that I'm not really showing the holiday spirit, but still...
Sounds like you should be looking for a store bought one and putting it in your own dishware. Or just ignore her comment completely about the pumpkin roll and bring the pie.
My thoughts exactly. It's been so long I bet she doesn't really remember what yours was like. So even if the store-bought one isn't as good, you can still pass it off.
Plus, then maybe she'll stop bringing it up.
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My family decided that they were going to come for Thanksgiving...today. And stay till Friday. With no advance notice. So I guess I have to go get a goddamn turkey.
I am really sick and tired of my body fucking with me. Had two semi-normal cycles with periods. Decide to temp this month and my body is all like "Oh, you want to know what's going on? Haha, fuck you, no."
CD28, no sign of O outside of a few random spots of FCM that is simply not trustworthy on it's own. Slim to none chance of being pregnant. I guess I'll take my last leftover HPT just in case but this is just getting ridiculous. Hopefully my period starts this week and I can start fresh with a new chart.
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My H is a police officer and right now I am up to my eyeballs with Ferguson. I'm a nervous wreck over it. Also, I'm a pretty liberal person and the coverage on CNN is making me want to watch FOX.
That sucks. Hope your DH stays safe and all is well.
My MBF is actually from Saturday, because it was a BSC day at work. Dude watching porn where kids can see it, then when I confront him tries to play all innocent like he wasn't. I kicked him out and printed his browser history since our IT doesn't work on Saturday. We also had a DVD returned that was full of (alive) baby roaches. And then a super BSC lady.
My family decided that they were going to come for Thanksgiving...today. And stay till Friday. With no advance notice. So I guess I have to go get a goddamn turkey.
That's bonkers. Who does that?! Sorry :-(
Yeah, it's total BS because we're going out to see them for xmas too. I love my family, but I love them from 600 miles away. It's better for everyone.
I love mine from 1000 miles away and it's just fine. :-)
I'm eternally grateful for my family being on another continent and ignoring me the vast majority of the time as opposed to them showing up announced like some of you guys' families. Good luck to everyone with relatives arriving for Thanksgiving or Christmas, hopefully you have plenty of wine.
This could be my unpopular opinion apparently....I love having my family 4 miles away. In Fact my mom has been on vacationffor a week and I'm so ready for her to get home...
I think it's sketchy that litera disappeared. Why spend all that time outing catfish and being a board regular to just delete your account? Did I miss something?
She's a SAHM and it's around the holidays with a small child. People have other things to do than Bump. I know it's far easier for me to get on at work than at home.
Did she delete her account ? I thought she just stopped posting or was mostly doing a fb thing with the other clique
I think it's sketchy that litera disappeared. Why spend all that time outing catfish and being a board regular to just delete your account? Did I miss something?
She's a SAHM and it's around the holidays with a small child. People have other things to do than Bump. I know it's far easier for me to get on at work than at home.
Even so...why the complete deletion? No goodbye's, no nothing? Especially for one of the biggest/most active players on this board.
She probably deleted becuase this forum got boring as shit
Which is usually what happens when most of the regulars primarily post on the FB group. There's really not much to be done about that unless more people want to come back and post more often.
She probably deleted because this forum got boring as shit
FTFY.
BOOM LITERA. GIVE ME MY GRAMMAR BADGE BISH.
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Re: MBF 11/24
Also, DH was gone last week M-F. I dropped him off at the airport yesterday at noon and he won't be back until Wednesday. He's also out of the country so talking sucks :-( stupid work travel.
But agreed, you win @AMcLaws
I've spent the last 24 hours telling MIL not to give DS food, let him watch tv, and not let my 10 month old nice give DS kisses. I am angry and exhausted and want DH back. This has proved that we won't be coming back for Christmas. I can't handle any more of their BSC.
I realize that I'm not really showing the holiday spirit, but still...
Great idea! You're a genius.
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“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
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I heart YNAB
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“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light."
- Albus Dumbledore
I love mine from 1000 miles away and it's just fine. :-)
Did she delete her account ? I thought she just stopped posting or was mostly doing a fb thing with the other clique
Even so...why the complete deletion? No goodbye's, no nothing? Especially for one of the biggest/most active players on this board.
I heart YNAB
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“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light."
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