My mom did a grocery run and I requested nachos. She didn't buy tortilla chips. Like a spoiled bratty 2-year-old, I tearfully cried out, "I didn't ask for CHEESY JALAPEÑOS. What the hell are nachos without tortilla chips?" And then when I realized I was having a pregnant moment about a minute after, I broke down and sobbed, apologizing for being the most terrible and ungrateful daughter in the world. ( ( ( ( (
Yesterday I ordered a BLT online and the sandwich shop called 20 min later to inform me they were out of bacon. (Sorry what?!) I held it together. Barely.
Ordered a salad at a different shop instead. Walked in heels to pick it up, suffering from this awesome starving-nausea (thx hormones!). Got back to the office, opened up the box, and no dressing. Just a pile of lettuce.
Thence came the completely irrational batshitcrazy bawling and an ill advised phone call to the restaurant to inform them that they forgot my SALAD DRESSING. That poor manager.
I can handle the commercials and sappy music, but take away my bacon or chipotle ranch and be prepared for water works and rage.
Because I just peed and then realized I'll have to pee again when I get to the doctor in 20 minutes. I'm not going to need to pee again!
It's okay, you will totally have to pee again by then.
Yep. I peed while I was waiting for my appointment. Then again at the start of the appt. for the PG test. Then at the end the appt, MW realized I hadn't been given a 2nd test. No problem, I was totally ready to pee again. It was really bad those first few weeks.
I wasn't able to.
Today though, it was the "singing loudly for all to hear" part of Elf. This is getting ridiculous.
Oh god. This gets me every time. This year will be bad.
Re: Why I am crying this time...
Ordered a salad at a different shop instead. Walked in heels to pick it up, suffering from this awesome starving-nausea (thx hormones!). Got back to the office, opened up the box, and no dressing. Just a pile of lettuce.
Thence came the completely irrational batshitcrazy bawling and an ill advised phone call to the restaurant to inform them that they forgot my SALAD DRESSING. That poor manager.
I can handle the commercials and sappy music, but take away my bacon or chipotle ranch and be prepared for water works and rage.
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