WTF Friday

freezorburn

It occurred to me as I was walking back from dropping DS at daycare, that we are long overdue for a WTF thread.

Why?

Because it was after 10:30am. Two hours after I would normally like to drop him off. And all morning he wouldn't let me leave his sight. And he wouldn't let me eat anything, because anything I tried to put in my mouth was "MINE!" So I couldn't leave the room to eat, either.

Then, he wouldn't let me put any clothes on him. He just paraded around in his Pirate Milovia complaining that his thumb hurt and he needed to put a plaster on it. Wasted about half a dozen BAND-AIDS.

Finally I get him dressed and out the door and of course he won't sit in his stroller. Daycare is a half-hour walk for him.

So I'm finally home, no breakfast, no second breakfast. But I did get a nice walk out of it. Going straight to elevenses.

WTF, DS? Mama needs to eat!

Kelly11235

Hooray for second breakfast!

stoneycakes

Chickypoo2468 said:

L has added some MON wakings to her peeing the bed ordeal. Last night she flipped out when I tried to put a trainer back on her and I ended up putting her to bed without one. She seriously said she would rather have wet pjs and sheets, then said "I don't want to talk about it" W. T. F.

I'm sorry, MK, but that made me LLOL.  Kids are so funny sometimes.

sarenu1

stoneycakes said:

Chickypoo2468 said:

L has added some MON wakings to her peeing the bed ordeal. Last night she flipped out when I tried to put a trainer back on her and I ended up putting her to bed without one. She seriously said she would rather have wet pjs and sheets, then said "I don't want to talk about it" W. T. F.

I'm sorry, MK, but that made me LLOL.  Kids are so funny sometimes.

I am so not looking forward to this.  I don't like buying pull ups for night time, but I'd rather not have to deal with laundry in the morning. Or the middle of the night.

Mandmeesh

MK, tell her that it's okay if she doesn't want to talk about it, but that if she doesn't wear a trainer she has to sleep in the tub

#MOTYftw

candlequeen

WTF????? all these labor signs and no baby! And please don't flame me or remind me that I'm only 38 weeks. I'm done with this shit and I can't wait to get my tubes tied. The baby making shop is closed!

redrockmama

M woke up at 4:30 this morning ready to party. He took a mini nap at 6:30, but otherwise was up until I left for work at 8:30. Of course I couldn't go back to sleep even though J took him. Blah! 

In good news my 4 day migraine has left the building hallelujah! 

Into+the+Kitty

candlequeen said:

WTF????? all these labor signs and no baby! And please don't flame me or remind me that I'm only 38 weeks. I'm done with this shit and I can't wait to get my tubes tied. The baby making shop is closed!

CQ I feel similarly. I keep have bouts of real contractions, and while I at least know that they're actually dilating me, they keep tapering off and leading nowhere. This kid is such a tease. Plus I'm so anxious that my mom won't get here in time to take A because I won't know I'm actually in labor until it's too late (she has a 2.5 hour drive). Last night I had a nightmare that my water broke and I immediately gave birth in my bathtub. I would like for that to NOT happen.

bumpuser5078523

Logan is driving me crazy with his normal 1 1/2 year old self. I feel horrible that I want him to go to Chad's parents for a night soon, but I might go crazy! It doesn't help that I think I'm getting a sinus infection which means my asthma is going to be hell.

Guennie

I just found out that my old bus driver was arrested for kidnapping and murdering someone. Seriously, this is so messed up I don't even know how to feel. He was always so nice and he talked to me on the bus because I had the longest ride. He wasn't creepy at all. So ya. That happened.

TJ1979

I don't think I understand the wtf post. But here's my wtf.
I just found the greatest coconut milk caramel sauce in the world. I read all the ingredients before buying t, and nothing was even questionable.
I got home, ate it (with a spoon) then started reading the label to see if it requires refrigeration (I went with yes even though it isn't labeled.) the label says "contains nuts."
Wtf? Is this just bc its coconut? (Which isn't a nut people.) Or is there something not on the ingredients list?

PipSqueak0313

TJ1979 said:

I don't think I understand the wtf post. But here's my wtf. I just found the greatest coconut milk caramel sauce in the world. I read all the ingredients before buying t, and nothing was even questionable. I got home, ate it (with a spoon) then started reading the label to see if it requires refrigeration (I went with yes even though it isn't labeled.) the label says "contains nuts." Wtf? Is this just bc its coconut? (Which isn't a nut people.) Or is there something not on the ingredients list?

A call to the manufacturer sounds like it's needed.....just out of curiosity what are the ingredients?

TJ1979

Coconut milk, cane sugar, agave, sea salt, and cream of tartar.

CLLDLL

Awww sorry SAK. We were up at 5:45.

My toddler has recently taken to reapeating the word Mom over and over, even when I'm right in front if him saying what. The worst part is he says it more like "mum" ala Stewie from Family Guy. It's creepy. Especially at 5:45.

Also he thinks you count 1,2,3,4,5,chicken,8,9,10. WHere did that come from?

TJ1979

But... But... Coconut isn't a nut!
The brand is "hey boo" and it is SOOO yummy! I got it from whole foods.
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