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Best Of The Best Haiku Poll

victoria+jamesvictoria+james member
edited November 2014 in October 2014 Moms
Snap on your judgy pants and vote for which is the best piece of sleep deprived poetry!
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Best Of The Best Haiku Poll 65 votes

You smile but I know / There is poop everywhere / But in your diaper - pushgal84
3% 2 votes
Go the fuck to sleep / I am tired of this shit / Really, that's enough - crawford411
12% 8 votes
Middle of the night / I can't think straight anymore / Refrigerator - savagek7
10% 7 votes
Violently scratch / I think you are part badger / I should trim your nails - sabby2
9% 6 votes
H sleeps 8 hours / No one stuck to his nipples / Complains he's tired - victoria+james
16% 11 votes
In sweats, no makeup / Projectile vomit on me / Friday nights have changed - RC1014
6% 4 votes
Spit up in his mouth / Then sneezed in my direction / It's on my face now - narabug
3% 2 votes
She was sound asleep / Dog barks at nothing outside / Dog's days are numbered - rosalie12
15% 10 votes
You poop in your sleep / Then you scream while I change you / Just sleep in your poop - megsandjohn
23% 15 votes
SS - You missed the best one and I've written it below!
0% 0 votes
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Re: Best Of The Best Haiku Poll

  • pnwlover12pnwlover12 member
    I also enjoy Purps "oh you want your dad" one.





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  • sabby2sabby2 member
    I love the haiku thread you guys.  I also really enjoy Purp's "oh, you want your dad" one.
    We are so excited to grow our family!
    DD #1 Born 10/3/2014

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  • megsandjohnmegsandjohn member
    Part badger made me actually LOL so it's my fav!

     

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  • elsie2014elsie2014 member
    I had to vote for the one about the dogs. My dog's days are numbered as well...it's like he purposely waits til she's asleep to bark at somethig random outside. My patience is wearing thin...
    28 years old. Married 5 years.
    DD born Oct 2014 via C-Section (footling breech)
    Baby #2 (AND #3...SURPRISE!) Due Nov 17, 2016. Found out it was twins at 18+5! 


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  • MuffinMom14MuffinMom14 member
    crawford411 said:

    MrsCunningham22 said:

    SPurp13 said:

    victoria+james said:

    pnwlover12 said:

    I also enjoy Purps "oh you want your dad" one.

    That one reminds me of the "conversation" between she and APurp about what APurp wants... I laughed so hard at that
    Why do you have conversation on quotes like it didn't happen?... Is your baby not verbalizing complaints and general bitchiness yet? You must have skipped that wonder week.
    Just lost some of my water
    =))
    Immediately my head went to amniotic fluid when you said this. I was thinking, are we back to "am I leaking or did I pee myself posts" already??
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  • haboobjobhaboobjob member
    sabby2 after LO destroyed her face the other night. I immediately regretted not putting on the silly mittens at night time when I saw her porcelain skin was covered in deep red scratch marks. I swear I just cut those little nails! 

    @megsandjohn - Just sleep in your poop... AMAZING! 
    Baby #1: Palmer Olivia - October 2014
    Baby #2: Emmeline Grey - August 2016
    Baby #3: BFP 9/7/18  |  EDD 05/24/19
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  • rosalie12rosalie12 member
    @crawford411‌ DD has a few scratches too. Would you just dab a little on her face?

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  • rosalie12rosalie12 member
    That's awesome to know. Thanks @crawford411!

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