I really need a....

moonfaerie

For funsies. Which could you use the most right now?

mali3

Where is the all of the above option? ??
(Laxative only once in awhile)

idontevenknow

I wish a solid day's sleep was an option. I feel like I sleep well at night, but in the day- I would rather be sleeping too.
I chose a strong drink. I will take a Royal Washington Apple. Thanks!

misslizzy82

I dont really need any of the above, but I do miss having a drink with friends.

longcat07

A&B, please.  i've actually got the constipation under control.  lol

Maebb

I was just at an all-inclusive, and it was so hard to be good when DH was taking advantage of the Bloody Mary bar at breakfast and then drinks all day long. Ahhh! Of course it's worth it, but I'll admit that I had a few sips. And when they accidentally made one of my drinks with alcohol, I helped DH drink it because it was too sweet for him, and we couldn't let it go to waste.

So I'll pick options A and B.

Milagros315

I would love some good wine or beer followed by a full night of sleep.

ellbellbr

I wish I could have a drink and a laxative!

motherboy

A beautiful Belgian saison. Yes please.

moonfaerie

I'm jealous of everyone who doesn't need a laxative! I wonder how much less I would weigh if I could only poop.

raveness

I could use a strong drink and a good night's sleep. Don't need the laxative.

A big ass beer, a glass (or two) of wine, or a blackberry mojito. I'm not picky. 

4littlebears

I picked the drink because it's inevitably followed by sleep for me I could definitely use a drink, margaritas would be very nice!!

Edvent

All of the above!!

elleswarth

Silver tequila and a weeks worth of sleep. PLEASE.

TXUltraRunner

Running and exercise solve the laxative issue. Also, I'll sometimes have a glass of wine to help me get a good nights sleep.

BriannaCaitlin

Sleep would be absolutely amazing, especially now that I only sleep 3-4 hours a night and take about four 30 minute naps throughout the day :-S

LooneyLife

None of the above.

Mrs_Bennett

I voted for sleep. But, for real, I could use a giant milkshake about now....

rae48

I'll take one (or two) of those milkshakes @Mrs_Bennett‌! ...And then sleep

MKateG

The laxative and a solid nights sleep should probably not happen on the same day...just sayin' :-)

csjsmom

Ugh. Today I'd vote for migraine meds.
Edit stupid autocorrect

snowbaby1214

I want a pumpkin beer!  

iheartichi

Mexican food is just not the same without a pitcher of margaritas

sfgiantsgamerbabe

A strong drink would help me sleep. Two birds with one stone

mshepherd20

I bought a 6 pack of Christmas Ale last weekend! The day I give birth, my husband knows to bring one up to the hospital with a cinnamon and sugar rimmed glass!

raveness

mshepherd20 said:

I bought a 6 pack of Christmas Ale last weekend! The day I give birth, my husband knows to bring one up to the hospital with a cinnamon and sugar rimmed glass!

My DH is going to do the same thing with my seasonal winter spruce ale.  \:D/

januarymommy2015

I'll take Crown and Coke, single shot...tall glass.

YaMrWhite

Bunch of alcoholics on this board I tell ya!! (and yes I voted strong drink!)

mshepherd20

CrazyMonkeyBear said:

raveness said:

mshepherd20 said:

I bought a 6 pack of Christmas Ale last weekend! The day I give birth, my husband knows to bring one up to the hospital with a cinnamon and sugar rimmed glass!

My DH is going to do the same thing with my seasonal winter spruce ale.  \:D/

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Same except for seasonal vanilla porter. The moment I see it in the stores, I'm getting a twelve pack that FI knows he can't touch

I already hid the 6 pack in the garage refrigerator. My husband knows that if he drinks them, there will be a throw down!

BackseatDriver

Sleep! The answer is always sleep! I haven't been sleeping great as it is, but lately I've been up every night with my son who has been having coughing episodes (croup). It is awful.

Smelh324

Margarita, any flavor. Preferably a few!

AggieMom0809

I said alcohol, though I really want to just be able to lay on my stomach. I get at least 8 hours of sleep a night plus usually a nap. I like the taste of a lot of alcoholic drinks, but would really be just okay with a non-alcoholic version. As got he last option, I'd rather feel constipated than have any laxative.

YaMrWhite

CrazyMonkeyBear said:

YaMrWhite said:

Bunch of alcoholics on this board I tell ya!! (and yes I voted strong drink!)

SHHHH!!! Don't tell our S/Os, @YaMrWhite!

Oh, and I'm certain that your favorite topic will be brought up in today's UO thread by yours truly :P

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!! ( . ) ( . ) 

BookitBoo

Everytime I see this thread I start humming

"I need a little Christmas, right this very minute!"


ETA: I voted strong drink. But if that could come with a side of maid that would be swell.

moonfaerie

BookitBoo True, I could use a maid more than anything else!

liladelphia215

Twisted Tea Light, please! 

I've been exhausted and fighting a cold so I've been getting good sleep actually. Drinks on the other hand..

Lola918

How about full body massages, daily, for all those aches and pains? I feel like I'm 100 anytime I gotta get up out of a chair, and don't get me started about getting out of bed!

TXUltraRunner

Lola918 said:

How about full body massages, daily, for all those aches and pains? I feel like I'm 100 anytime I gotta get up out of a chair, and don't get me started about getting out of bed!

What's stopping you from getting a massage?

Lola918

A massage, nothing. An effective way to ease back pain is another story. I'd imagine
it would take more frequent massages than I can afford for it to work, so in this case, money. I guess I can change my answer to Advil, since we're not allowed to take any and it would also do the trick?

LuckyPenny1231

I want an alcoholic drink that also works as a laxative. Two birds, one stone!

ncampese

A smoke and a pancake!
...but in all seriousness, I would really like a beer. Well, a couple of beers.