Today I pee'd because

misslizzy82

Instead of the usual "today I cried because" I thought I'd change it up...

 

Today I pee'd because I blew my nose too hard...

luckylady18

Not today, but on Saturday night I peed because I watched the movie "The Sex Tape"...and the end of it, where they were showing parts of the sex tape, made me laugh sooo hard. I've always said that Jason Segel has no shame - and he has noooo shame. I laughed so hard and I peed....and it was embarrassing. 

aremac

I bent over this morning and peed a little  

becks2012

Oh lordy. This didn't happen today. A couple weeks ago, I went to visit the inlaws for the weekend.

So I was sitting on the floor playing pounce with my kiddos, and my 10 year old nephew decides to play too. 10 year old tackles me, and catches me in the chest with a knee, which knocks the wind out of me. Once I recover my breathe, I realize I have peed a bit more than usual, through my black pants and on to their carpet. I was mortified. Proceeded to ask for a glass of water and accidentally spill it. Sigh. I am so proud.

moonfaerie

Dude. I've peed a little while standing there washing my hands, right after peeing.

moonfaerie

saiven said:

Dude. I've peed a little while standing there washing my hands, right after peeing.

Me too!

Glad I'm not the only one!

SheHulk723

Last night, I cried so hard (my hormones have been SO crazy lately... I don't think I've stopped crying since the start of 3rd tri ugh) that I choked and I peed myself when I coughed.

snowbaby1214

emmyg65 said:

I snissed for the first time ever yesterday. Love those pregnancy milestones!

This cracked me up!  Congrats on your 1st snissing.

I snissed the other day in the middle of Target.  That was awesome.

brickcitylove

Who else is doing their kegels while reading this?

Pips09

Because it's Tuesday.

kellyfo14

moonfaerie said:

saiven said:

moonfaerie said:

Dude. I've peed a little while standing there washing my hands, right after peeing.

Me too!

Glad I'm not the only one!


A little expert hint. Lean forward on the toilet when you think you are done. There is always a little more in there.

4littlebears

kellyfo14 said:

saiven said:

Dude. I've peed a little while standing there washing my hands, right after peeing.

Me too!

Glad I'm not the only one!

A little expert hint. Lean forward on the toilet when you think you are done. There is always a little more in there.

I have to like physically lift my belly up with my hands a little to get the pressure off, like you said... there's ALWAYS more in there! 

moonfaerie

kellyfo14 said:

A little expert hint. Lean forward on the toilet when you think you are done. There is always a little more in there.

I do! How sad is that!!!  )

MusicFanatic

it's the only time I'm allowed out of bed, so I drank extra water this morning to get up and go. Now I regret this because I cannot stop peeing.

Pips09

moonfaerie said:

Dude. I've peed a little while standing there washing my hands, right after peeing.

This happens to me every day. Usually as I'm walking out of the bathroom. I go through a lot of pantiliners.

MrsFaFa2

I peed when I was changing my nieces dirty diaper. I don't get it, but the smell just hit me and I started dry heaving and coughing and every time I coughed I peed. The whole time I was doing it my niece was patting my on my arm sayin "ok auntie...ok auntie". Funny, cute, and embarrassing at the same time.

pleirey

Today I peed...without even realizing it until I felt the dampness.  I'm not sure if it happened while I was laying out clothes for DS or when I tried to not step on the cat as I was turning to walk away from laying out the clothes.  No matter what, it was uncomfortable.  At least it was time to get in the shower )

honeybeee3

I had to pee so bad this morning, when I actually saw the toilet, I let a little out. The anticipation was killing me!

susannahbrynn

Today I peed because I/we had just had sex. Made it to the toilet, barely, but it was decidedly NOT sexy. 

rayna912

Last night I peed trying to put sheets on the bed. I dunno if it was the way I was trying to lean or what...

LittleMissMellyAnne

I peed today because I vomited . Work up with a sore throat adn feeling iffy, did my normal let the dog out, and had to run to the bathroom to throw up...  first time i'd had a leakage and the first time in 3 months i've yacked... totally not my best morning...