GTKY: Why is your kid crying?

nunzchucks

DS: Because I was out of eye sight for the 30 seconds it takes me to pee


DD: Because I asked her if she wants a hug.

tbmadeamistake

DS: because he can.

DD: because I gave her the yogurt she asked for.

Brittnic531

B/c DH took off his glasses while holding her

Jenn111211

Because she's teething

coffee89

Because he is teething and needs a nap, but doesn't want one.

Taymiller

Because I sneezed.

clwheel

Wait she needs a reason? Our new thing is "I'm going to smile while crying"

lecholls

Because riding in the car makes him sleepy and he does not want to sleep dammit.

jacksoha

Because she woke up too soon from her nap and she was still tired.

rainbowdashh

DD1: because I opened her banana

DD2: because I put socks on her feetsicles

frenchchocolate611

Because he rolled over and can't figure out how to roll back (even though he USED to know how to do this).

skfg

Because he was on his changing table.

JulieSmiles

Because she puked all over herself again.... Oh wait, no, she doesn't care about that. It's me who's crying because she puked all over me again. She's crying because she is overly tired but refusing to nap.

ashanne88

Because I keep trying to suck his nose.  He's getting over a cold and as soon as he sees the bulb coming towards him he freaks.

texasmama2014

Because she's full but the boob is still there, and she wants more.

sm623

Because she doesn't want to sleep without someone holding her or without a boob in her mouth, but from 2:30-4:30 am she doesn't want either of those things because it's party time.

MrsAy

Because I don't let her eat her dirty diaper when I'm changing her.

tbmadeamistake

Because he was tired so I put him down for a nap.

RedMar

Because a stranger (DHs friend) held him for a split second

stephpaez

DD: because I laughed and it scared her.
DS: I signed him up for basketball and he doesn't want to play (this was last night)

cas889

Toddler - because I said "wow" when she showed me she could open her granola bar all by herself.

Baby - because he scooted from one end of the crib to the other and his head was up against the corner.  

flerlgirl

DS: because he wanted some of my cereal and I gave him some.

DD: no reason needed

sjn00

Because she doesn't like you.


Thats the answer I give if anyone asks why lol.

Mindyvl

Because fuck sleep.

brooklyngirl46

Because I picked her up. And then because I put her down. 

AbbySeiden

@smhorak‌ we have the same child

TheGizzmo

Because I took the washcloth away from her that she was using to suck up all the dirty bath water.

CrysW08

Because I was sitting across the room and not right next to her while she was in her jumperoo.

ELC252011

Because she doesn't want any thing and age didn't want to be alone.

Julie&Micah

DS because he finished all of his avocados and peas at dinner and they were gone

DD because the cat smelled her bracelet

coffee89

So far this morning:

Because I would not let him wrap my laptop cord around his neck

Because I wiped spit up from his face

Because I wouldn't let him text everyone in my contacts

I'm such a mean mommy according to LO

jenlynne0624

Because he was bored in the time it took me to make breakfast. Then he wanted boob, then he wanted to jump in the jumparoo for 4 seconds before deciding he was tired.

Jenn111211

MommyWaldron said:

Because I'm eating and she can't have any.

Also because I sneezed or sniffled.

Mine just gives me a horrified look any time I sneeze. Like, WTF mom!

shellbell813

Because I put the bib on him but he has to wait one more second before I can put the bottle in his mouth.

katekat8721

Baby A: Because I wouldn't let her gouge her sister's eyes out with her toes (aka talons)
Baby B: Because she was trying to eat her sister's toes when her sister was trying to gouge out her eyes

babygabe614

@TheGizzmo my LO does this too and freaks out if I take the washcloth away from her. I have just about given up and just let her suck on the dirty water filled washcloth now. MOTY.

frenchchocolate611

Because I tried to play peekaboo with him.

JmeJoLee83

Because I had to change his pee soaked and poopy shirt.

Brittnic531

Because she hates all men that are not DH. 

kamilasekowska

I tried to put her to sleep in her crib , she freaks out every time she sees it

katekat8721

Baby A: Because I stopped her from suffocating herself with a diaper.
Baby B: Because she saw Baby A cry and wanted to commiserate.