FFFC time

Codypup

Confess!!

Codypup

I sometimes wish I could have a penis for a day just to see what the fuss is all about.

Codypup

My background check for work did not come back squeaky clean. As I knew (and disclosed) that it wouldn't.

Codypup

My friend went through 2.5 rolls of toilet paper while she was here and I'm irrationally annoyed by this fact. And slightly confused.

SuzyQq02

I'm obsessed with T. Swift's new song Blank Space. I put it on yesterday and LO and I had a dance party. I'm apparently secretly 13.

Codypup

LaurLaurLaur said:

I sometimes wish I could have a penis for a day just to see what the fuss is all about.

It seems like a lot of trouble. From what I can tell you have to "adjust" it every 35 seconds or it falls off.

But they're all so proud, and aware of it all the time! Like can you imagine if we were all that proud of our vaginas? I just want to know what it'd be like to be aware of something like that all day every day. 

TessyMessy

I put LO in a dress yesterday. I have 2 boys and will likely never know the fun of dressing up a little girl. We played for a little while before I changed him. I didn't take any pictures because DH would totally flip his shit.

courtls22

My local Target is closing at the end of January.  The closest one will be 40 minutes away.  I have ugly cried more than once about it.   (

BB0214

My SIL is moving out of state next month. I'm irrationally excited about this!

Codypup

TessyMessy said:

I put LO in a dress yesterday. I have 2 boys and will likely never know the fun of dressing up a little girl. We played for a little while before I changed him. I didn't take any pictures because DH would totally flip his shit.

LOLOLOLLLLLL

I love, love, love this confession. Did you have fun? Where did you even get a dress to put him in?

kella0708

I'm not even going to open the random thread today because it's already three pages long [-(

Karlamo

@TessyMessy, that's great!!!  We once dressed R in a girl onsie because I thought I was fluid on clothing.  I was so weireded out by how he looked, I had to take him out of it.

MY FFFC's:  R is sick AGAIN so last night we bought our own ear check device like they use in the dr's office.  It tells you if there is fluid in the middle ear and how much. 

We bought toliet paper from Costco that is not our usual brand and I hate it.  I'm thinking of donating it to the food pantry and buying my normal kind. 

 

MissDemeanor

I am extremely concerned about what to wear to our GTG tomorrow. I don't want to be over dressed, but I don't want to show up looking like I don't care either. And I kind of want to get my hair cut first. And LO's because he looks like a ragamuffin. And then I wonder if he needs a new outfit? And then I think maybe I should just wear yoga pants and an old tank top, since that's what I'm usually wearing when I bump. And I MUST remember to take off this old nail polish.

FFFC: I'm treating this like a blind date. Clearly I'm overthinking this

Rosie137

Lol @TessyMessy‌ I'm so guilty of this too. I was going through DD's old clothes to get rid of stuff since we're done and I couldn't help it, had to put one on. DH will never know!

TessyMessy

Codypup said:

TessyMessy said:

I put LO in a dress yesterday. I have 2 boys and will likely never know the fun of dressing up a little girl. We played for a little while before I changed him. I didn't take any pictures because DH would totally flip his shit.

LOLOLOLLLLLL

I love, love, love this confession. Did you have fun? Where did you even get a dress to put him in?

@Codypup He looked soooo adorbs!!!!! I couldn't help it. My friend who has 3 girls is donating all of her baby stuff to my cousin that just had an itty bitty baby girl. I'm holding everything until Thanksgiving and I swear the boxes have been taunting me. :-\"

boogerbearoriginal

carleys said:

I just want to AW all the pictures of DS I guess that's why I am posting so much privately on IG. I haven't done a hdbd in forever because stranger danger. We had a mom meetup yesterday at Yankee candle and I thought one of the moms was going to tackle me when I took a picture near her LO. I felt the need to show her the picture and that her child wasn't in it. It just isn't natural for me to ask permission to take a photo especially when I'm not sharing it online. Poor mom manners?

IMO she's being way weird, if you're out in public there's a risk your pic (or your child's pic) will be taken.

iwubrory

I went over budget on my secret santa gift. For some reason I had it in my head that the limit was $25. I can't be the only one!

@carleys That mom is crazy nuts! You didn't do anything wrong.

breadpudding

@KatyBriggs‌ Love tit is for support. ((Hugs))

boogerbearoriginal

@katybriggs - I hope you feel better soon. Diarrhea is awful.

magentawarped

courtls22 said:

My local Target is closing at the end of January.  The closest one will be 40 minutes away.  I have ugly cried more than once about it.   (

How the F does a Target get closed? Does your town not understand its value? Its greatness? I'm baffled.

iwubrory

magentawarped said:

courtls22 said:

My local Target is closing at the end of January.  The closest one will be 40 minutes away.  I have ugly cried more than once about it.   (

How the F does a Target get closed? Does your town not understand its value? Its greatness? I'm baffled.

I was wondering the same thing. I'd probably cry too @courtls22‌

courtls22

iwubrory said:

My local Target is closing at the end of January.  The closest one will be 40 minutes away.  I have ugly cried more than once about it.   (

How the F does a Target get closed? Does your town not understand its value? Its greatness? I'm baffled.

I was wondering the same thing. I'd probably cry too @courtls22‌

Idk, I live in a rural area but it always seemed busy. I think a lot of people in the area are confused as well.  

ramfan05

JoyBaby5 said:

I have Michael Buble Holiday station playing, and I don't feel bad one bit.

@JoyBaby5‌, I posted this in the randoms on Wednesday! I sent DH a text to warn him because there is no going back now!

MissDemeanor

SD GTG Ladies: We should all agree to wear jeans and a black tshirt Then we wouldn't have to dress to impress. Plus it would be easy to identify the others